Wednesday, January 16, 2019

REZT TA TWO SHUNZ ~~~~ 2019

whitefish wavez everee 
N welcome

toona tee vee 
will be bak next week 
N in de meen time 
eye mackerull  
iz spozed ta make 
new yeerz rest ta two shunz 

tho eye dunno why

eye promize ta fite 
de big katoona 
everree chance eye get 

eye promize ta bother him 
when himz uzin de box 
tryin ta sleep 
eatin food 
N just chillaxin 


eye promise eye will 
chew mor cordz inta two peezes 
eye promise ta rest 
on de top oh de stove



eye promize to knock 
whatz up..down 
N get into whatz opened 
like drawerz 
de dryer
N closestz N stuff

eye promize ta eat mor blankits 


eye promize take stuffz 
outta de sink 
N hide it in de houz

eye promizee ta knock 
me waterz dish over 
spill de kibble bowl


step in me wet food
N trax it all over de houz

 eye promize ta toss litter 
and de waste 
outta de box 

eye promize ta bee 
a good art stew dent 
with de toy let paperz 

eye promize ta pre vent 
de FSG 
frum gettin in de houz 
by layin gainst de door 

eye promize ta get stuck 
bee hind de washin masheen 
eye promize ta eat plastic bagz
when eye see em 

eye promize ta jump on de desk 
N knock de fone 
outta de holder 
when a callz comin in 

eye promize ta scratch 
de wallz coz it soundz 
total lee like chalk board

eye promize ta ambush 
de big katoona & de food gurl 
when they iz comin 
round de korner 

eye promize ta fite 
de kitshun rug
chew on towelz 
 drink showerz water
play in soap sudz 

N see what de yeer 
holdz in store





signed thiz 16 day 
oh jan ewe warry 
in de yeer 20 and 19



mbjbf


Wednesday, January 9, 2019

MY FURST EVER CHRISTMAS BYE MACKERULL

whitefish wavez everee one 
itz me...mackerull
with me furst post bout

"dood in red day !! "

christmas waz de best
EVER 
and it IZ 
all itz cracked up ta bee

me N de big ka toona 
getted sum chow frum de vetz
that costz:

$7,309.13 
a bag



 a new cat food can coverz
that eye can take outta de sink 

while de food servizz gurlz at werk
 N drag all over de houz 

like eye did this one 
that waz finded in de closet



N best oh all 
eye getted sum new 
art suppliez





eye due hope 
ewe all hada 
most eggz cell ant 
dood in red day 

next week eye am 
s'pozed ta tell

what me new yeerz 
rest ta two shunz R


heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live holly dayz 
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

TWO GLEEK WHO LOOKZ LIKE GRAM PAW DUDE

whitefish wavez everee one 
anda happee new yeer 
two ewe all

we hope 2019 bringz
lotz oh happeez 😺
healtheez 🐠
N total awesum nezz 😻
two each oh ewe

two dayz post iz dedicated 
ta R
total lee awesum lee 
mega soooper kewl
catster pal 
GLEEK

who leeved
for his 10th life 
a yeerz ago 
on new yeerz day☹️


we haz been friendz
for 924 yeerz 
N we will never 
forgetz ewe Gleek ♥♥

AND
 we will never forgetz 

DE PACK AGE WE FINDED 
ON DE DOOR STEP
BOUT 2 WEEKZ AGO

👿👿👿👿



best joke ever dood !!!
we lovez ewe
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