Wednesday, November 14, 2018

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome two R
fall time a dish unz oh 
" itz all in de mindz eye "
art gal o ree


pleez rememburr all peecez
R fra geel 
sew try N stay bee hind 
de roped areaz & 

LUNCH BRAKE 
 will be at hi noon

two dayz fee chure iz:
seered salmon 
witha side a friez on greenz

on with de toor

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 we callz thiz peece
oven mitt get de piez reddy


 we callz thiz peece 
pumpkin saved frum de pie pan


 we callz thiz peece 
de pie iz red dee heerz a slize


we callz thiz peece 
hippo loungin on de beech


we callz thiz peece 
mizzturr sand d crab


we callz thiz peece 
big azz ram sayz 
due knot mezz with me
{ frank lee we think
itz oven mitt witha
mit a tood ;)


we callz thiz peece 
bee healthee N eat a pearz


we callz thiz peece 
de rabbit that eatz R shrubz
lookin left


 we callz thiz peece 
frog sayz waterz two brisk 
eye am outta heer



we callz thiz peece 
wear wolvez on rockee out crop 
headed west



we all sew wood like ta say 
we haz been
BAD VIZITORZ 
over de past few

de food servizz gurlz 
place oh employ haz been
vereee vereee bad late lee 
N we canna sneek round 
like we normull lee due

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 

{ de next 2 weekz will fee chure
bass terd turkee 
re runz postz }

peace out N rock on
long live de orange scoopz

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

& NOW A WERD FRUM BAD EGGZ AMPLE CAT

whitefish wavez everee one

we will ree tern ta 
toona tee vee
afturr thiz werd 
frum R sponzsor

"BAD EXAMPLE CAT"

mackerull: hay ta all me palz 
who haz just finded
ther foreverz home 
N conga ratz two ewe 

if ewe iz like me 
ya mite a been wunderin 

just what waz what
N what ya shuldna 
N couldna due 
in yur new place

for chew net lee
bad example cat 
livez heer in TT

N eye waz abe bull 
ta get sum tipz frum him

letz look:

bad example cat: what ever ya due 
due KNOT 
uze de scratcher

az it costz like $873,094.50 
sew ewe due KNOT 
wanna roo inn it


inn sted: uze sum 
up holstered goodz 
like thiz miz matched 
otto man
for all yur scratchin kneadz


bad example cat: due knot uze 
de cozee bed EVER 
bee coz itz just ther
for "lookz"


inn sted: uze de chair 
that holdz de hand made quilt

de quilt iz prob ablee 
cloze ta 100 yeerz old any way

N make sure ya haz
cat a tood bout it 


then bad example cat said:

 jump up ther on 
de shelvez
N help yur self two
thoz greenz





mackerull: any way
eye noe eye haza lot
ta lurn yet

but eye hope thiz breef
post helpz all
me palz who just finded
ther for everz home

when ya mite bee wunderin
whatz what

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
oh...thoz berreez tasted
like de flavorz oh
dust


 


Wednesday, October 31, 2018

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE


A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 
chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 
be floatin in R headz🐟


Itz howl o ween nite 
N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪


we due knot haz candee 
we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 
oh sum shufflin feetz👣


sum one iz now poundin 
on de screen door

we yelled shut de hellz up 
we canna take it noe mor 🚪


de noiz dinna stop 
they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 
ore a rain deer hoof 🦌🦌


we iz now gettin pizzed 
& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 
N on de tree topz 🌳


we flung de door open 
we iz gettin reddy ta yell

who due ewe think ewe iz 
N what de sam hell 😠


and de WERST SITE EVER  
came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 
coz we will tell ewe noe liez


ewe bass terdz

heerz two a
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn