& NOW A WERD FRUM BAD EGGZ AMPLE CAT

whitefish wavez everee one

we will ree tern ta 

toona tee vee

afturr thiz werd 
frum R sponzsor

"BAD EXAMPLE CAT"

mackerull: hay ta all me palz 

who haz just finded

ther foreverz home 

N conga ratz two ewe 

if ewe iz like me 

ya mite a been wunderin 

just what waz what

N what ya shuldna 
N couldna due 

in yur new place

for chew net lee

bad example cat 

livez heer in TT

N eye waz abe bull 

ta get sum tipz frum him

letz look:

bad example cat: what ever ya due 

due KNOT 
uze de scratcher

az it costz like $873,094.50 

sew ewe due KNOT 
wanna roo inn it

inn sted: uze sum 
up holstered goodz 

like thiz miz matched 
otto man
for all yur scratchin kneadz

bad example cat: due knot uze 

de cozee bed EVER 

bee coz itz just ther

for "lookz"

inn sted: uze de chair 

that holdz de hand made quilt

de quilt iz prob ablee 

cloze ta 100 yeerz old any way

N make sure ya haz

cat a tood bout it 

then bad example cat said:

 jump up ther on 
de shelvez
N help yur self two
thoz greenz

mackerull: any way
eye noe eye haza lot
ta lurn yet

but eye hope thiz breef
post helpz all
me palz who just finded
ther for everz home

when ya mite bee wunderin
whatz what

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
oh...thoz berreez tasted
like de flavorz oh
dust


 

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 

chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 

be floatin in R headz🐟

Itz howl o ween nite 

N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪

we due knot haz candee 

we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 

oh sum shufflin feetz👣

sum one iz now poundin 

on de screen door

we yelled shut de hellz up 

we canna take it noe mor 🚪

de noiz dinna stop 

they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 

ore a rain deer hoof 🦌🦌

we iz now gettin pizzed 

& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 

N on de tree topz 🌳

we flung de door open 

we iz gettin reddy ta yell

who due ewe think ewe iz 

N what de sam hell 😠

and de WERST SITE EVER  

came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 

coz we will tell ewe noe liez

ewe bass terdz

heerz two a

happee safe howl o ween

peace out N rock on

long live

jack N hiz lanturn 

A FAMLEE REE UNIONZ FLASH BAX 2018

whitefish wavez everee one

toona tee vee iz takin over 

thiz week 

while a mackerull moe mint 

takez a hi aye tuz 

{ sew him can SETTLEZS down 

frum bee in buzzed two de max 

N we due meen de... MAX... afturr 

last weekz 

new turr }

with that bee in said 

we haz sum file footage 

we wanna share 
oh de trout towne
familee ree unionz

that was held earl lee septemburr

never let it bee said 

that even tho
we hatez each other 

we can still find time 

ta get two gether 
N sharez a meel

letz look:

saucez thurd cuzin 

peppercorn sauz 

frum hiz mom.. barbie q saucez 

side oh de familee 

tellz de moon side 

oh de familee: 

if ya due knot like de meel 

bring yur own damn dish 

de next time 

N cook de $hitz yur self

tuna of moon tellz peepercorn:

ewe got sum kinda nerve 

usin that kinda language
in front of everee one 

 who in de hell 

due ewe thinkz ewe iz

N yur base ballz cap sux

 dai$y queen of de run on sentenze 

lookz at de wardrobe 

oh mizz cook N lard 

boomerz neece 

 N statez:

 your hand bag sux 

your hair do iz pathetic 

and if you think you're.......

cookin lard shoutz bak

ta dai$y: 

ewe canna even comb

yur ear furz 

yur jewlree iz sew last

centuree ...peace sign

ewe put yur lip stix on 

in de dark

 { N cookin lard
iz bout ta uze de 

B werd when: }

 toona of moon tellz mackerull:

 watch it punk 

yur in my houz now 

 N eye willna putz up 

with yur dam atta tood

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 

sayz ta de big katoona:

eye got street cred

wear de sam hellz 

did yur stash come frum 

ya dinna haz it yesterday

N what de be jezuz 
iz everee one 
smokin round heer 

N gram paw dudez sisturrz 
gran son dude de 95th
yellz bak ta de entirez familee

ewe all knead ta 
shutz de H & hellz up
and leeve 
N takez yur pic a nix baskitz two

then we all had a snax 
a snooze 
N wented R seperate wayz


see ya next summer!

♥♥♥ 

~~~~~~ we haz been bad vizitorz
thiz week
stuffz crazed rite now ~~~~~~

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live cook outz