A FAMLEE REE UNIONZ FLASH BAX 2018

whitefish wavez everee one

toona tee vee iz takin over 

thiz week 

while a mackerull moe mint 

takez a hi aye tuz 

{ sew him can SETTLEZS down 

frum bee in buzzed two de max 

N we due meen de... MAX... afturr 

last weekz 

new turr }

with that bee in said 

we haz sum file footage 

we wanna share 
oh de trout towne
familee ree unionz

that was held earl lee septemburr

never let it bee said 

that even tho
we hatez each other 

we can still find time 

ta get two gether 
N sharez a meel

letz look:

saucez thurd cuzin 

peppercorn sauz 

frum hiz mom.. barbie q saucez 

side oh de familee 

tellz de moon side 

oh de familee: 

if ya due knot like de meel 

bring yur own damn dish 

de next time 

N cook de $hitz yur self

tuna of moon tellz peepercorn:

ewe got sum kinda nerve 

usin that kinda language
in front of everee one 

 who in de hell 

due ewe thinkz ewe iz

N yur base ballz cap sux

 dai$y queen of de run on sentenze 

lookz at de wardrobe 

oh mizz cook N lard 

boomerz neece 

 N statez:

 your hand bag sux 

your hair do iz pathetic 

and if you think you're.......

cookin lard shoutz bak

ta dai$y: 

ewe canna even comb

yur ear furz 

yur jewlree iz sew last

centuree ...peace sign

ewe put yur lip stix on 

in de dark

 { N cookin lard
iz bout ta uze de 

B werd when: }

 toona of moon tellz mackerull:

 watch it punk 

yur in my houz now 

 N eye willna putz up 

with yur dam atta tood

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 

sayz ta de big katoona:

eye got street cred

wear de sam hellz 

did yur stash come frum 

ya dinna haz it yesterday

N what de be jezuz 
iz everee one 
smokin round heer 

N gram paw dudez sisturrz 
gran son dude de 95th
yellz bak ta de entirez familee

ewe all knead ta 
shutz de H & hellz up
and leeve 
N takez yur pic a nix baskitz two

then we all had a snax 
a snooze 
N wented R seperate wayz


see ya next summer!

♥♥♥ 

~~~~~~ we haz been bad vizitorz
thiz week
stuffz crazed rite now ~~~~~~

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live cook outz

EYE DUE KNOT EVEN NOE WHAT A TURR IZ

a pork roast wednesday 

two everee one

 eye dee sided ta 

switch it up a bit two day 

sinz it seemz eye am de onlee one

ritin postz heer late lee

any way eye am findin it 

hard ta bee leeve

eye has been in trout towne 

all most three monthz now

N a cordin two de v.e.t. dood 

eye am

all most 5 monthz old

time fliez when yur in 

quaran teen eye guezz 

tho thiz week oh end

eye waz pa rolled N set free

N eye am lovin de fax eye can

make a mezz in de entirez houz

tho de big katoona iz knot

a happee campurr

eye toll de big katoona 

just de other day

him musta been a dawg snakez 

in hiz pree vee uz life 

coz all him doez iz 

growl & HIZZZZZZZZZZZ

but then de big katoona 

getted a sly look upon hiz eye

& him said on fryday de 19th 
eye had ta go get a 

new turr

frank lee eye due knot even noe 

what a new turr iz 

ore that eye had an old turr 

N de turr weared out 

ta de point that eye kneaded 

a new turr 

N de big katoona said

de onlee place ta get a new turr 

waz de v.e.t place

eye am knot sure 

eye even want a new turr 

N eye surr az be jezuz 

due knot wanna go 

two de vet ta get thiz 

new turr 

sew if any one noez 

what a turr iz

N if eye can keep me old one

pleez lemme noe

well thatz it for two day

eye got trubull ta get in two 

sew heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live new turrz 

what ever they may be ♥♥♥

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

on de in sidez

lookin out ~

N askin de treez

if they noe what

a turr iz ~~~~~~

WHILE EWE WERE OUT ~~~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 

itz mee again

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

eye am continue inn me storee 

frum last week 

tho eye troo lee canna rememburr 

if now itz day four 

ore day 19,3089

any way...last week 

ya saw eye had ta spend me time

wrazzlin bearz N slayin em dead 

N fitin off ta ran choolaz

N slayin em dead

frank lee afturr that slayin 

a few dozen napz

N several bowlz oh chow 

eye dee sided if eye waz

gonna bee quaranteened in heer

de daa cor kneaded a changin

sew change eye did

 eye like ta callz thiz new daa cor

"while ewe were out"
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~

noe roolz bout eatin chow
eye say
in dish ore out
itz all good

me waterz bowl 

looked az good

but de waterz waz shy 

N hid in de car pit
!!!

a few dayz later
eye prac tissed

me powerz oh

lev a tay shun

N mooved de dish

frum heer

ta heer 

N without droppin a crumbz

or flippin de dish up sidez

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

on ta de bathe room

wear toy let 

kneaded a ree due

frum all sidez

pluz

PLUZ 

eye hided a nice sir prize

in de mix for de food servizz gurl

de toy let roll

waz mitee thanx full

for de 

re due 

two

well thatz it for thiz

post

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

kitten enegeez

♥♥♥