EYE DUE KNOT EVEN NOE WHAT A TURR IZ

a pork roast wednesday 

two everee one

 eye dee sided ta 

switch it up a bit two day 

sinz it seemz eye am de onlee one

ritin postz heer late lee

any way eye am findin it 

hard ta bee leeve

eye has been in trout towne 

all most three monthz now

N a cordin two de v.e.t. dood 

eye am

all most 5 monthz old

time fliez when yur in 

quaran teen eye guezz 

tho thiz week oh end

eye waz pa rolled N set free

N eye am lovin de fax eye can

make a mezz in de entirez houz

tho de big katoona iz knot

a happee campurr

eye toll de big katoona 

just de other day

him musta been a dawg snakez 

in hiz pree vee uz life 

coz all him doez iz 

growl & HIZZZZZZZZZZZ

but then de big katoona 

getted a sly look upon hiz eye

& him said on fryday de 19th 
eye had ta go get a 

new turr

frank lee eye due knot even noe 

what a new turr iz 

ore that eye had an old turr 

N de turr weared out 

ta de point that eye kneaded 

a new turr 

N de big katoona said

de onlee place ta get a new turr 

waz de v.e.t place

eye am knot sure 

eye even want a new turr 

N eye surr az be jezuz 

due knot wanna go 

two de vet ta get thiz 

new turr 

sew if any one noez 

what a turr iz

N if eye can keep me old one

pleez lemme noe

well thatz it for two day

eye got trubull ta get in two 

sew heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live new turrz 

what ever they may be ♥♥♥

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

on de in sidez

lookin out ~

N askin de treez

if they noe what

a turr iz ~~~~~~

WHILE EWE WERE OUT ~~~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 

itz mee again

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

eye am continue inn me storee 

frum last week 

tho eye troo lee canna rememburr 

if now itz day four 

ore day 19,3089

any way...last week 

ya saw eye had ta spend me time

wrazzlin bearz N slayin em dead 

N fitin off ta ran choolaz

N slayin em dead

frank lee afturr that slayin 

a few dozen napz

N several bowlz oh chow 

eye dee sided if eye waz

gonna bee quaranteened in heer

de daa cor kneaded a changin

sew change eye did

 eye like ta callz thiz new daa cor

"while ewe were out"
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~

noe roolz bout eatin chow
eye say
in dish ore out
itz all good

me waterz bowl 

looked az good

but de waterz waz shy 

N hid in de car pit
!!!

a few dayz later
eye prac tissed

me powerz oh

lev a tay shun

N mooved de dish

frum heer

ta heer 

N without droppin a crumbz

or flippin de dish up sidez

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

on ta de bathe room

wear toy let 

kneaded a ree due

frum all sidez

pluz

PLUZ 

eye hided a nice sir prize

in de mix for de food servizz gurl

de toy let roll

waz mitee thanx full

for de 

re due 

two

well thatz it for thiz

post

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

kitten enegeez

♥♥♥

A MACKERULL MOE MINT PART 4

white fish wavez everee one 

tiz eye mackerull 

boomer junior 

butter feeld

de big katoona toll me 

thatz how we like ta start

a post round heer

with whitefish

N eye said well what bout 

startin de post witha pork roast 

N de big katoona said

pork roast canna wave 

??

any way lotz of time haz pazzed 

sinz eye waz abe bull

ta say a few 

but ta catch up wher eye waz 

when eye last posted 

eye waz still in quaran teen 

but eye waz transfurred

ta a bigger cell

eye took a good look round 

at me new diggz

N new me werk

waz cut out for me

furst up eye saw bearz 

chillaxin in de korner 

N they looked like 

SALMON STEALERZ

sew eye new eye had 

ta get rid oh em 

N pron toe 

sew eye slayed em dead

noe sooner had eye 

slayed de bearz dead 

when a ta ran choola 

de size oh de big katoona

😼😼😼😼😼😼

snuck hiz self up on me 

N eye had ta slay him dead two

 eye waz startin ta feel sorree 

for de big katoona 

havin to live like thiz

be jezuz eye new me street life  

waz ruff but ~~~~~~

then sud den lee eye hurd

what eye can onlee dee scribez 

az..... MONSTURR sound

{ a sneeze frum de FSG } 

but eye new eye had ta save 

knot onlee me self

but de big katoona

sum how

sew eye made my tail look

TIGER SIZE for feerce nezz

N eye faced de monster

head on

well thatz it for two day

eye got trubull ta get in two

napz ta catch

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live for ever homez 

♥♥♥♥♥