STAYIN FIT N TRIMZ WITH TOONA

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome bak ta toona tee vee

starrin: KNOT DAI$Y 

and me

toona

we iz happee ta ree port

that over de 37 yeerz 

when we waz down 

at de pole lease stay shunz

stuff in de stew de oh 

ree maned

calm

de bandz still heer

 & de audience iz still heer 

N be jezuz 

but they still ree mind uz 

oh de band

sew with all that bee in said

we will get rite inta 

two nitez eppa sode 

which iz all bout fit nezz

dai$y: tuna you wouldn't know fitness 

if it came up and rang the door bell

tuna: well ewe think yur 

sew smart cuzin D

eye wood KNOT noe fit nezz

if him rang de bell 

coz de bell doez knot werk

dai$y: ????? 

it's just me... right

tuna: noe ewe iz knot rite 

N now eye will share 

me tipz for keepin fit

mind ewe 

eye am knot a pro 

even tho eye look de part

dai$y:

tuna: exercize iz a grate way 

ta stay in shape 

N what better way than a game

oh soccer 

letz bee gin

yez this ball iz regulationz

   

eye will now kick it 

ta give me self

sum upper bodee strength

N ther ewe haz it

keepin fit N trim with toona

dai$y: that was THE 

lamest bunch of BS 

I have

tuna: N we iz outta time 

pleez join uz next week 

when

we will be dizz cuzzin 

fishin wermz

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live fresh air

♥♥♥♥

HAPPEE MOMZ DAY TWO MOMZ EVEREE WEAR

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin  

KNOT DAI$Y

N me... toona

thiz week
we iz ever sew thanx ful 

ta be outta that 

pole lease stayshunz 

N bak in de stew de oh

werd on de streetz iz de FED

waz seen a packin 

tho cod onlee noez 

wear de bass terd LOAN

went two

any wayz..while we kleen up 

de stew de oh

 { thatz kinda mezzee 

frum R ab sentz } 

letz give 984 paws UP

& shout outz ta 

MOMZ everee wear

with that bee in said 

thiz weekz postz

iz all bout R momz 

and how de resemblanze

two R momz iz strikin

letz look:

furst up gram paw dude 

N hiz mom

mizzuz dude oh senior 

N WHOA

if mizzuz dinna haz 

sum kinda eye browz 

N whatz with de lip stix?

next in line iz 

butter lover boomer o cat

and hiz mom margarine 

whooz total lee

rockin her shadez N hair bow 

but again

whatz with that lipstix ~~~

alrightie then 

letz hava look see

at sauce of fishbone 

and hiz mom barbie Q sauce

who all sew haz a 

fancee hair bowz 

anda soooper kewl

necklace...and uh

yea ...that lipstix iz ~~~

moovin a long with 

dai$y queen of the run on sentence

and her mom mizzuz leonora leopard 

it wood seem daiz

inn herited her love oh bling 

frum HER mom 

but thanx bee ta cod 

knot her lovez oh lip stix ~~~

and last lee 

me 

tuna of moon 

and me mom quarter moon 

N it lookz like her hada 

nice full head oh furz 

at one time 

but be jezuz mom...de lip stix ~~~

 we hope ewe all N joyed 

thiz weekz momz day tributez

itz a mazin 

how much we DUE 

look like R momz 😼???

we will bee bak next week 

with sum toona tee vee

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live momz everee wear

we love ewe ~~~~~

♥♥♥♥♥

TA ME BESTIE ~~~ FLYNN

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin  

KNOT DAI$Y 

& me

toona

two nitez eppa sode 
iz dedicated

ta me total lee awe sum lee 
mega way kewl pal 
who eye mizz 
feerce lee

FLYNN AVERY

eye lovez ewe dood ♥♥♥♥♥

~~~~~~~~~~~~

if ya haz been toonin inn 
ta toona tee vee late lee 
ewe will noe we haz been at

de pole lease stayshunz 
for like FOR EVER

argue in with de FED 
that we did KNOT

kill de bass terd LOAN

and last week we lurned 
de bass terd LOAN

waz inn deed A LIVE

and.....

AND....

him BRIBED DE FED 
WITHA 20

natch, de FED denied everee thing 
but letz continmew 
ta watch R coverage

oh just what WE have 
on de FED

keep rollin de film ther 
film dood

~~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrr

capo tuna: sew, FED 
ewe CLAIMED ya never taked de 20 
frum de bass terd LOAN

sew how due ewe eggz plane

that noe sooner 
did de bass terd LOAN
leeve de alley way 

that EWE dinna pop in two de

local ca seen oh

letz look:

well....wood ya look at that

ewe witha sack oh coin 
at de slotz

N heerz ewe at de roo let tay bullz
in fact we can see de 
CHIPZ

on de tabull frum heer

codd mother: so...FED
capo tuna and I will be leaving

NOW

and you can betcha 
we won't forget this entire ordeal 
and you can betcha 
we will make sure what we have on film
is placed...somewhere

...for "future reference"

let's get back to the TEE VEE studio tuna ~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live justice
and friendship
♥♥♥♥♥