Wednesday, May 9, 2018

HAPPEE MOMZ DAY TWO MOMZ EVEREE WEAR

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta toona tee vee
starrin  
KNOT DAI$Y
N me... toona

thiz week
we iz ever sew thanx ful 
ta be outta that 
pole lease stayshunz 

N bak in de stew de oh

werd on de streetz iz de FED
waz seen a packin 

tho cod onlee noez 
wear de bass terd LOAN
went two

any wayz..while we kleen up 
de stew de oh
 { thatz kinda mezzee 
frum R ab sentz } 

letz give 984 paws UP
& shout outz ta 
MOMZ everee wear

with that bee in said 
thiz weekz postz
iz all bout R momz 
and how de resemblanze
two R momz iz strikin

letz look:

furst up gram paw dude 
N hiz mom
mizzuz dude oh senior 
N WHOA
if mizzuz dinna haz 
sum kinda eye browz 
N whatz with de lip stix?



next in line iz 
butter lover boomer o cat
and hiz mom margarine 
whooz total lee
rockin her shadez N hair bow 
but again
whatz with that lipstix ~~~



alrightie then 

letz hava look see
at sauce of fishbone 
and hiz mom barbie Q sauce
who all sew haz a 
fancee hair bowz 
anda soooper kewl
necklace...and uh
yea ...that lipstix iz ~~~



moovin a long with 
dai$y queen of the run on sentence
and her mom mizzuz leonora leopard 

it wood seem daiz
inn herited her love oh bling 
frum HER mom 
but thanx bee ta cod 
knot her lovez oh lip stix ~~~



and last lee 
me 
tuna of moon 
and me mom quarter moon 

N it lookz like her hada 
nice full head oh furz 
at one time 
but be jezuz mom...de lip stix ~~~



 we hope ewe all N joyed 
thiz weekz momz day tributez

itz a mazin 
how much we DUE 
look like R momz 😼???

we will bee bak next week 
with sum toona tee vee

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on 
long live momz everee wear
we love ewe ~~~~~
♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

TA ME BESTIE ~~~ FLYNN

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta toona tee vee
starrin  
KNOT DAI$Y 
& me
toona

two nitez eppa sode 
iz dedicated
ta me total lee awe sum lee 
mega way kewl pal 
who eye mizz 
feerce lee



eye lovez ewe dood ♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~

if ya haz been toonin inn 
ta toona tee vee late lee 
ewe will noe we haz been at
de pole lease stayshunz 
for like FOR EVER

argue in with de FED 
that we did KNOT
kill de bass terd LOAN

and last week we lurned 
de bass terd LOAN
waz inn deed A LIVE
and.....

AND....
him BRIBED DE FED 
WITHA 20

natch, de FED denied everee thing 
but letz continmew 
ta watch R coverage
oh just what WE have 
on de FED

keep rollin de film ther 
film dood
~~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrr

capo tuna: sew, FED 
ewe CLAIMED ya never taked de 20 
frum de bass terd LOAN

sew how due ewe eggz plane
that noe sooner 
did de bass terd LOAN
leeve de alley way 

that EWE dinna pop in two de
local ca seen oh

letz look:

well....wood ya look at that

ewe witha sack oh coin 
at de slotz


N heerz ewe at de roo let tay bullz
in fact we can see de 
CHIPZ

on de tabull frum heer


codd mother: so...FED
capo tuna and I will be leaving

NOW

and you can betcha 
we won't forget this entire ordeal 
and you can betcha 
we will make sure what we have on film
is placed...somewhere
...for "future reference"

let's get back to the TEE VEE studio tuna ~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live justice
and friendship
♥♥♥♥♥





Wednesday, April 25, 2018

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART QUARTERZ

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta

toona tee vee starrin 
knot dai$y 
N me toona

ya mite az well uze de box 
then grab sum snax

coz we iz gonna bee heer 
at de pole leese stayshunz

a weeeee bit longer 
while we rollz 
R film 
ta show two de FED

pull up a hammick 
fix that snax tray 
N settle in

capo tuna: keep rollin film ther dood

~~~~~~~~~ whirr

codd mother: now that we busted 
your chops ther FED
with PROOF that the loan 

A} wasn't dead and

 B} let you into our studio 
the night of january 24 

let's have a look see 
what else the cat father 
sent our way

capo tuna: N sum timez
a pix surz werth a thousand
werdz 

whatz thiz !!


is that ....CASH ??


IT IZ !

DE BASS TERD
 LOAN 
PAID EWE ??



codd mother: 
and in any language
INCLUDING TROUT
that's called... 

de FED: you have no
PROOF I physically
took the cash so...

capo tuna:
but WAIT
de filmz knot finished rollin..
.... yet 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de 
20 $