Wednesday, April 25, 2018

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART QUARTERZ

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta

toona tee vee starrin 
knot dai$y 
N me toona

ya mite az well uze de box 
then grab sum snax

coz we iz gonna bee heer 
at de pole leese stayshunz

a weeeee bit longer 
while we rollz 
R film 
ta show two de FED

pull up a hammick 
fix that snax tray 
N settle in

capo tuna: keep rollin film ther dood

~~~~~~~~~ whirr

codd mother: now that we busted 
your chops ther FED
with PROOF that the loan 

A} wasn't dead and

 B} let you into our studio 
the night of january 24 

let's have a look see 
what else the cat father 
sent our way

capo tuna: N sum timez
a pix surz werth a thousand
werdz 

whatz thiz !!


is that ....CASH ??


IT IZ !

DE BASS TERD
 LOAN 
PAID EWE ??



codd mother: 
and in any language
INCLUDING TROUT
that's called... 

de FED: you have no
PROOF I physically
took the cash so...

capo tuna:
but WAIT
de filmz knot finished rollin..
.... yet 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de 
20 $







Wednesday, April 18, 2018

RE TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART TRES

whitefish wavez everee one
we iz glad ya tooned in thiz week

ta toona tee vee starrin
KNOT DAI$Y 
and me ... toona

we iz STILL heer 
at de pole lease stayshuns 
with de FED 

but R camera crooz
heer two....... sew ~~~


capo tuna: keep rollin 
that film ther camera dood
coz thiz iz onlee gonna getz
better N better

codd mother:  so, FED 
last week you yelled we 
SLAYED THE LOAN 
ON LIVE TEE VEE

let's take a look 
at the ACTUAL footage
if we can gather round my
tablet here
I'll just hit
PLAY

~~~~~~~
whirrrrrrrrrr 

capo tuna: R ewe dead 
ewe bass terd


de loan:

{ time stamp 11:37 pm }

de FED: looks like 
photo shop to me 
I'm going to put you both under

capo tuna: yur gonna put uz 
under nothin

thanx two de cat father
who sended thiz snap shotz 
R way 

we now noe who de 

"audience memburr waz"

who letted ewe 

de FED

inta R stoo dee oh

letz look

{ time stamp 11: 58 pm }

capo tuna: eye wood say 
we haz been framed



and bye ...
DE LOAN 
HIZ SELF

eye new ya waz knot dead
ya bass terd


codd mother: not that kind of 
"framed" 
capo tuna

but we are going to have
to make sure the
audience seating area
is CLEAR
before we go home for the night

capo tuna: well anyway
letz take a look 
at what elze de cat father
sendin uz
bout

EWE

ther.....

FED 

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live flash bax 

♥♥♥




Wednesday, April 11, 2018

R TEE VEE SETZ GONE MAD PART DEUX ~~~


two nitez eppa sode
oh toona tee vee iz
dedicated 
two R total lee
awesum lee 

mega way kewl
catster palz
Meep & Bibi
we lovez ewe both
  
all wayz 


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one
we R bak frum commershul brake

we haz grabbed sum 
canned goodz 

N we iz reddy
ta finish watchin
what de sam hell de FED
thinkz him haz on uz

continmew with film
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whirr

de FED: here we see you
capo tuna
tampering with crime scene evidence




 de fed: if we can turn up audio 
and listen in

capo tuna: faaaaaa...yur knot dead 
ewe bass terd

if thiz doez knot smellz 
fishee ta me
nothin EVER will


de FED: here we see you 
attempting to remove the weapon
used to slay the LOAN



de FED: here you are trying to dispose
of said weapon


de codd mother: this is asinine 

there's NO interior organs loose
the PLASTIC knife is as clean 
as the day it was brought home  

the table itself
is polished and clearly guts free ~~~~~~ 

and who let YOU into OUR studio


capo tuna: hold up ther codd mother 
wait til ya see
what de cat father 
just sended me 

via cell ewe lar dee vize
=^..^=

:) 


heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live cameraz film
♥♥