Wednesday, March 14, 2018

TOONA TEE VEE JAIL BRAKEZ

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta toona tee vee
starrin KNOT DAI$Y
N me toona

if ewe rememburr last time
DE FED 
toll uz ta get in de
squadz car 
coz we waz goin
down two de pole leaze stayshun
coz oh de dizz a peer antz oh
DE LOAN

well de FED drived 
2.3 milez an hour 
noe joke 
N now heer we iz
& continmewin with R live feed



de FED: you catz wait inside

while I go get a biscuit
 


toona: wait heer R azzez ...

we iz gonna

codd mother: hush capo tuna
 listen, that sounds like Joanie
from that open window 
let's go in and sneak down that hallway

joanie: NO, that is 
STILL... NOT... RIGHT

codd mother: JOANIE !!
surely the crap ass artist 
and his crap ass rendition 
of the bass terd gobbler
haven't kept you here 
since last august 

I understand about telling him
more feathers... scrawny ass neck 

but my stars girl 

that bass terd
was struck down 
in november   
please tell me you didn't 
commit some type of 
offense yourself

joanie: how do you know 
they got the right 
bass terd gobbler?  
They all look alike. 
Oh, and I am waiting 
for my ride home.


codd mother: you know 
consigliere boomer 
blew the bass terd gobbler away 
with a lightning bolt 
and some help from zeuss, go figure


joanie:go figure what? 
I am not mathematician.


codd mother: anyway so have you met 
any famous people getting busted 
while you've been here 
gracious don't say aloud their names 
least we be sued for slander 
or some such nonsense 

nod yes for you bet
 clean your paw for not really 
and hiss at the cops for not sure


joanie: 


meanwhile out in impound 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live palz

we wanna give a shout out ta 
at 15 and Meowing
for playin a long with thiz 


pea ess

 we lovez ewe sauce
♥♥
sauce kee
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sheriff o trout towne
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sauce of fishbone
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