TOONA TEE VEE JAIL BRAKEZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona

if ewe rememburr last time

DE FED 

toll uz ta get in de

squadz car 

coz we waz goin

down two de pole leaze stayshun

coz oh de dizz a peer antz oh

DE LOAN

well de FED drived 
2.3 milez an hour 
noe joke 
N now heer we iz

& continmewin with R live feed

de FED: you catz wait inside

while I go get a biscuit

 

toona: wait heer R azzez ...

we iz gonna

codd mother: hush capo tuna

 listen, that sounds like Joanie

from that open window 

let's go in and sneak down that hallway

joanie: NO, that is 

STILL... NOT... RIGHT

codd mother: JOANIE !!

surely the crap ass artist 

and his crap ass rendition 

of the bass terd gobbler

haven't kept you here 

since last august 

I understand about telling him

more feathers... scrawny ass neck 

but my stars girl 

that bass terd

was struck down 

in november   

please tell me you didn't 

commit some type of 

offense yourself

joanie: how do you know 

they got the right 

bass terd gobbler?  

They all look alike. 

Oh, and I am waiting 
for my ride home.

codd mother: you know 

consigliere boomer 

blew the bass terd gobbler away 

with a lightning bolt 

and some help from zeuss, go figure

joanie:go figure what? 

I am not mathematician.

codd mother: anyway so have you met 

any famous people getting busted 

while you've been here 

gracious don't say aloud their names 

least we be sued for slander 

or some such nonsense 

nod yes for you bet

 clean your paw for not really 

and hiss at the cops for not sure

joanie: 

meanwhile out in impound 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live palz

we wanna give a shout out ta 

JOANIE 

at 15 and Meowing

for playin a long with thiz 

pea ess

 we lovez ewe sauce

♥♥

sauce kee

♥♥♥

sheriff o trout towne

♥♥♥♥

sauce of fishbone

♥♥♥♥♥

 

 

TOONA TEE VEE REE ZOOMZ INA WEEK

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two 
toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N me
toona🐟

thiz week while 
de codd mother N eye

iz at de mini mum securatee prizon
for de spozed 
diz a peer antz oh
DE LOAN

de ritin staff iz givin high pawz

N shout outz ta MADI 

whooz

sell a bratin her 16th 
witha car hop

anda 
ROAD TRIP STOREE

with manee thanx two ewe 

ANGEL DORY ♥♥ 
for hostin

sew with out any root beer 
ona tray at de car window

MADI THIZ ONEZ FOR EWE

Cast of characters

Dude: AKA: Gram Paw Dude Kitty  
Mayor of Trout Towne

FSG: Food Service Girl 
to the residents of Trout Towne

Scenario: Moving Day 
{ in Honor of Madi’s Sweet 16 }

dude: it waz a dark N stormee night 
in Octoburr 2003

FSG: it was Sunday morning 
and not a rain cloud in sight

dude: eye waz leevin bee hind
de nayborz N friendz
eye had grown ta lovez

FSG: you hated the neighbors 
and were not allowed outside

dude: everee thing waz in diz array 
eye couldna even find me food dish

FSG: the house was 
completely empty 
and your food dish was in the car
 you’d just eaten an hour ago

dude: eye waz shoved
inta a carrierz 
that waz ten hundred timez 
two small

FSG: you were “put” into 
your carrier that your 
heftiness 
outgrew

dude: eye waz in a car
it waz mooovin
eye waz scared silent

FSG: you started yowling 
before the car 
backed out of the driveway

dude: we dinna stop 
for dayz on end 
we covered 257,099,467 milez

FSG: total trip time 
was about 2 ½ hours 
total driving distance 
was a little over 120 miles

dude: eye waz speech lezz
when we final lee arrived 
at de destinationz

FSG: you were hoarse 
from caterwauling the entire trip

dude: eye saw de glint 
oh a dead lee weaponz
N eye waz forced
outta de car

FSG: I came around 
to the passenger’s side 
had CAR KEYS in hand
 picked you up 
and took you into the new house

THE END ~~~~~~ 

and

we lovez ewe 
buddy boom
♥♥♥

butter lover boomer o cat
♥♥♥♥

consigliere boomer 
♥♥♥♥♥
chef o trout towne 

all wayz 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥