Thursday, November 9, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEE SAGA


de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga

thiz
eppa sode
iz ded eye cated ta

consigliere
BOOMER 
♥️♥♥♥️


 last time on de codd mother

long live fake
eye deez 
♥♥ 

on two nitez eppa sode 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
cat father: conga ratz two everee one 
for ace inn ther drivin test 

we now ask each of ewe 
ta chex yur glove box

inn side ewe will findz 
90 million in 
untrace a bull 
billz💵💵

N yur assigned areaz ta pa troll

codd mother: recruits, we know 
some of your family members
have been chosen 
for special assignment

flynn & eric the averellano brothers
along with consigliere boomer
are helping them prepare 

we honor all our recruits
 today 
by listing their names below

you will all find a "code"
next to your family name
these codes represent 
the areas we ask you 
to watch over

capo tuna:  we ask that ewe all bee
safe...
we owez each oh ewe
an immeasurable amount 
oh grat a tood 

N we lovez ewe all
♥♥♥♥♥

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



de averellano brotherz 

eric N flynn H

speedy 'the rabbit' venditti 9
CK kittee genevese J
casey & barney & de purraveese family P
pipiano da beepio & minkinio da stinkavese M
annie barbieri frum california &
pierrot "da pie" francisci frum philly 7
katie isabelloni frum de southurn terra torreez B

percy; marcus & de entire candalabrini familee 44
sammy the shop vac pilchiano W
connor barbovese frum de eastern shore Z
orlin de rhyming assassin & cassie miss priss hattassin O

cooper murphy & lily o bitty olivia & de entire kitties bluoni familee 19
brian “ the hat” debossio oh de carolina treatiosio family 91
teddy babyface gingovini C

madi cinder clancy frum why omin 15
dezi & raena la bellesoni frum de south B8
 george yooper frum de northern landz
penisula MI

sammy de bacon ater 38
bleubeard and squiggles K

amarula da rula, zoot suit zulu & frodo de friendly fist frum de deep north P3
de chicago sorbesi familee X3
ink de L.B. little bass turd H5
travis da bacon breath boss 
baby face crockett 
angel eyes angelique T
seville 'nip-breath' de marmalado CC

zoey c  & dougie dawg de danger
duo frum  DC 95
da hermanator & dori purrple undies AS 
binky fear the paw granono SW
bibi angel face badabingella & meepster manicotti CF
big alfie and the assassinz EN
rosie "da boss" cat 33

cody de cleveland crusher DM
miss savvy smacky paws & sage pistol pants LC
little spitty cigars pretzel boy 58
 de catsiglione familee oh: 
mitalee honeybee "sweet lips"  
esme " the ear " 
duffy rufio "little man" 
malou maria "pinstripe" 
levon "the enforcer" 
wilhelmina giuseppina "money bags" ONC
isabella "tortieface" di tartaruga
& angel "floofybutt" frum de western sea bord 736
kinky kali the godaunt oh northern BC 
shocking shoko the soul of our gang 
de crappiest crooner cow kitty PL3

raz “big tuna” spigelini
allie “the whisperer” bluoni
ellie “sweetcakes” spigelini 5Y
nellie de nitro bomber frum de west coast CS
leia & toby whiskerantano de tallahaszee terminatorz FO
franky a.k.a. de monster kitty 93
babyface mudpie the tough-talking tortie M6P
noodle the politico gatto WS


angelface, 'guk-guk' chuck, 'machine gun' and sweetboots, from mitch-o-gan, east-side chapter 48
ducky the defender 9L
odin prime cut, big M merlino & domino the ox cannoli Ny
big mama "litterflicker" cleopatrizia 7M
delilah madame delirouge 
sampson doc suckles 
sophie wobbly coponeeze 
sassy the sassinator 
caster the shredder 
kylo ren the dark lord V35
elvira "the gun" felinity
sneakers "peanuts" tuxedo
friday "two lips" the bearded lady HU

the triple threat trio 57
mr A….. & shady eye T WL
z-catfish bone and z-girl da yowling loud mouth boss LC6
lola and lexy o white the rockland rebels 93O
da no innernutzs mutts 51
 pooh milleralano frum de south easturn sea board SCC9
the fearsome furballs MM


mario de mouse masher meowsineeni SS
crazee cloon nosebitealoni from canuckville 3T
dangerous dusty,slippery silver the dude & crazy miranda the cool cat NZ

de o'troutz
at a tood dude & sauce o fish bone
de big earnerz

N de bag men N bookmakerz 
frum de mustache petes era:
sting ray stinger o'sam; little joe lion fish
bull shark bonnie; perky o'piranha perky
o'dobie puffer ray,  cat fish o' jiggz

tuna & jamal J8
timmy da terminatin tomcatz
toby tear N torn em upz 
buddy da bruizer budd 
rumperz buperz 
fightin fitz 
buttenez da buttener 
and da brainz of dis clan einstein PO1

bear "the jaws" bc 84

ERin tuxie (reach for yer cream) toledo EU
great gunz grizelda 3726
de tusslin terrorz frum ontario 
nick de bruizer & derry de brawler n9y
de mouz marauders
georgia Jj & julie frum
mickey's mob 4FP

bonnie N clyde RTY
smokey de swordfish 
N miss kitty de shred o nator frum ontario L8
goro the white bib & niko the kneady paws GE
  chloe joe cannonball J
maggie the silencer Z2
perilous patzy L
maxie the brain 
allie pink pistols 
faraday babyface the tonk KA9
de o'torri panther pair
gracie trigger fish N zoe spike clawz 73
marv de hitman CO

de reederz who R on de lam
baaaaa🐑

N coulda use ther reel namez
ore an ale ee uz  923

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
cat father: capo tuna 
codd mother  
 come quick lee
 ya willna 
bee leeve what consigliere boomer 
just finded

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh 
end
peace out N rock on

long ...yez thiz post waz
♥♥ 

Thursday, October 26, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


 de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga

♫:   de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta

consigliere
BOOMER 
♥♥♥️

LAST TIME ON DE CODD
MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA



 where IS consigliere boomer


capo tuna: eye think himz waitin at

sud den lee
all de re crootz yelled  in unison:

faaaaaaaaaaaaa
codd mother....look.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ON TWO NiTEZ EPPA SODE 
 

cat father: son ova

capo tuna: son ova bee itch iz rite

ewe bass terd
get de sam hell offa 
R prop ur tee

ewe bass terd gobbler
ewe 
damn 
bass terd peace oh sh



codd mother: leave it capo tuna 
cat father
please follow and escort 
that bass terd off the grounds

cat father: glad lee

codd mother: recruits, this is it
that bass terd has infiltrated 
our infrastructure
and codd only knows 
how many more bass terds 

he has set upon our lands
or how many more 
are waiting in the shadows


before heading back to your homes
we ask this small favor 
that everyone learn how to 

drive 

and the very minute you see 
or hear of suspicious activity
text the code word 
tacchino bastardo

GPS will pick up your locations 

 lets all head over now to the track  

89 seconds later

codd mother:  first up the written test
everyone pick a car 
that best suits your disguise 
we understand some are a 
bit...bulky....

and the first question is:


heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live motorized vee hicklez
🚍🚅🚕

Thursday, October 19, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga

♫:   de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta:

underboss/consigliere
BOOMER 
♥♥♥️


last time on de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga

codd mother: capo tuna 
text consigliere boomer 
that we are nearing 
the run way and

capo tuna: faaaaaa...
we got problemz
look at what boomer 
just emailed 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~

two nite on de codd mother
de bass terd turkee saga

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
cat father: be jezuz N hell inna
hand baskit 
look at what iz 
ON
de run way


codd mother: allie will you be able 
to land
with that on the runway

allie pink pistols: they dont call me ace
for nothin CM ! 

capo tuna: consigliere boomer
cloakin dee vize off
NOW

13 secondz later with one ta spare

allie pink pistols: we'd like to thank you all 
for flying ************* air 
you may all safely embark now

codd mother: I am indebted to you allie 

now, recruits if you will all please follow me 
we can gran a bite to eat 
and head to the

capo tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
ewe bass terd

cat father: what is it tuna

faaaaaaaaaaaaa

codd  mother: cod what is with you two
and the muscial note FA ♫


codd mother: faaaaa is rite

recruits we have no time 
to waste 
that bass terd on the run way 
and this bass terd in the
tall grass 
can only mean one thing

the gobbler's been here 
and has somehow gotten past
our cloaking device

where IS consigliere boomer

capo tuna: eye think himz waitin at


sud den lee
all de re crootz yelled  in unison:

faaaaaaaaaaaaa
codd mother....look.....

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live storee endingz