DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga

♫:   de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta

consigliere
BOOMER 
♥♥♥️

LAST TIME ON DE CODD

MOTHER

DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 where IS consigliere boomer

capo tuna: eye think himz waitin at

sud den lee

all de re crootz yelled  in unison:

faaaaaaaaaaaaa

codd mother....look.....

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ON TWO NiTEZ EPPA SODE 

 

cat father: son ova

capo tuna: son ova bee itch iz rite

ewe bass terd

get de sam hell offa 

R prop ur tee

ewe bass terd gobbler

ewe 
damn 
bass terd peace oh sh

codd mother: leave it capo tuna 
cat father

please follow and escort 
that bass terd off the grounds

cat father: glad lee

codd mother: recruits, this is it

that bass terd has infiltrated 
our infrastructure

and codd only knows 
how many more bass terds 

he has set upon our lands

or how many more 
are waiting in the shadows

before heading back to your homes

we ask this small favor 

that everyone learn how to 

drive 

and the very minute you see 
or hear of suspicious activity

text the code word 
tacchino bastardo

GPS will pick up your locations 

 lets all head over now to the track  

89 seconds later

codd mother:  first up the written test
everyone pick a car 
that best suits your disguise 
we understand some are a 
bit...bulky....

and the first question is:


heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live motorized vee hicklez
🚍🚅🚕

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga

♫:   de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta:

underboss/consigliere
BOOMER 
♥♥♥️

last time on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

codd mother: capo tuna 
text consigliere boomer 
that we are nearing 
the run way and

capo tuna: faaaaaa...

we got problemz
look at what boomer 
just emailed 

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two nite on de codd mother

de bass terd turkee saga

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cat father: be jezuz N hell inna

hand baskit 
look at what iz 
ON
de run way

codd mother: allie will you be able 
to land

with that on the runway

allie pink pistols: they dont call me ace

for nothin CM ! 

capo tuna: consigliere boomer

cloakin dee vize off
NOW

13 secondz later with one ta spare

allie pink pistols: we'd like to thank you all 
for flying ************* air 
you may all safely embark now

codd mother: I am indebted to you allie 

now, recruits if you will all please follow me 
we can gran a bite to eat 
and head to the

capo tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
ewe bass terd

cat father: what is it tuna

faaaaaaaaaaaaa

codd  mother: cod what is with you two
and the muscial note FA ♫

codd mother: faaaaa is rite

recruits we have no time 
to waste 
that bass terd on the run way 
and this bass terd in the

tall grass 
can only mean one thing

the gobbler's been here 
and has somehow gotten past

our cloaking device

where IS consigliere boomer

capo tuna: eye think himz waitin at

sud den lee
all de re crootz yelled  in unison:

faaaaaaaaaaaaa

codd mother....look.....

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live storee endingz

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 last time on de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga....

 capo tuna: NAP TIME ~~~ ~~

two nite on de codd mother

de bass terd turkeez saga

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codd mother: and nap time's over 

while everyone was asleep 
pretzel boy and I outfitted 
our latest recruit
marv the hit man

many thanx for joining us marv
and we are sorry you were detained 
by customs 
for 10.7 weeks
over pass port issues

cat father, can you please work 
on getting him a fake one 
so this doesn't happen again

cat father: eye am on it

codd mother: if everyone will now  
board the plane 
allie pink pistols stole 
borrowed from her mom 

 we will head back 
to the undisclosed location 
known as trout towne

capo tuna please radio ahead 
to consigliere boomer
our arrival time 
so the cloaking devise can be

briefly turned off

4 mints to the exact 
N with evereee one 
safe lee on bord

allie pink pistols: 
this is your pilot speaking 
in lieu of the 
"turn off all cellular devices" speech 
I am running a codd mother video 

monitors are attached 
to the back of your seats

this in depth video shows you 
what to look out for 
as far as
the gobbler's recruiting efforts go

roll film 
~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrr

de tachino bastardo while stupid 
R sum what clever
pleaz note ♫

theez R but a few
circumstanzez 
ewe may run in two  
durin de courz oh normal
everee day act tiv a teez
 this bass terd is pozin
aza employ ee in de brake room

theez bass terdz iz hangin round
de waterz kewler makin like they
iz havin a conversayshunz   

 theez three waz spotted
atta local pub
tryin ta look stone cold soberz

theez  bass terdz iz pozin az
door ta door salezmenz
 suppozed lee sellin
 sellin cat perchez

  ree crootz

ewe can see 
what we iz up againzt

end film

this is your pilot 
allie pink pistols speaking 
we have 27 seconds 
to landing 
please fasten your seat belts

 codd mother: capo tuna 
text consigliere boomer 
that we are nearing 
the run way and

capo tuna: faaaaaa...
we got problemz
look at what boomer 
just emailed

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on

we lovez ewe consigliere

boom ~~♥♥♥