DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 

 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~


 tomas: take a look at thiz fotoz

capo tuna: faaaaaa when de codd mother 

seez thiz herz gonna bee ~~

cat father: due ya noe wear this waz taken toe mas 

tomas: yes.. eye due  
that waz taken at....

*********

two nite on de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

tomas: thiz waz taken at  lake ********* 
daddy kiril waz out 
mindin his own biznezz 
saw thiz N texted 
sneakerz, elvira & friday

 

cat father: faaaaaa..... 
de gobbler iz takin it 
two de mattrezz' in my book 
thiz shakedownz  gonna come two  a....

capo toona: eye agreez
letz show thiz ta de codd mother

toe mas...code oh silence
we owe ewe sum pointz 
afturrr thiz iz all said N done

tomas: forget about it
N if ta knead me 
ta clip that bass terd 
lemme noe

4 minitz N 29 secondz later bak at ***

capo tuna:codd mother 
look at thiz ~~~~

codd mother: ah yes, the gobbler is indeed
recruiting too 

while you were gone 
I received several messages 
look at this

this bass terd 
is trying to take george's dadz rig

 

this bass terd was caught 
hiding in the trunk 
of sammy the shop vac's car
this is what he and joanie saw

 

joanie is talking with the coppers 
right now and giving her statement

~~~~~ *** back over at the 
minimum security prison

joanie:yes, the shop vac, uh, 
I mean my brother and I 
were walking to the car 
when sammy said
"I smell a rat"

we saw the trunk of the car 
had broke clean off the hinges,
back window smashed in and...

coppers: can ya give our artist here 
a description of who you saw 
leavin the scene

joanie: he was......

N now a werd frum R sponzor

we iz buzzed happee
ta welcome
de newest memburrz two de familee

smokey de swordfish 
N miss kitty de shred o nator frum ontario
goro the white bib & niko the kneady paws 
  chloe joe cannonball J
maggie the silencer
perilous patzy
maxie the brain 
allie pink pistols 
faraday babyface the tonk
de o'torri panther pair
gracie trigger fish N zoe spike clawz 

welcome everee one !!

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live palz everee wear
♥♥♥ 

THANX ON A THANX FULL THURZDAY

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two R fish a fied post

titled thanx full thurzday 

8.10.17.cod.984
🐈

we R buzzed happee two day

ta knot onlee bee sayin THANX

ta phoebe for de sooper awesum

summer time shadez 

but all sew two  

brian de hat 

whooz hostin

thanx full thurzday 

over at hiz place

tho we dunno 

what hatz him wearin

at de moe mint

sew with thiz bee in said 

pleez take a look see

at me, tuna of moon 

when eye wented ta 

floor a da

wearin me shadez

dai$y to tuna: looks to me cousin,

like your in the kitchen

tuna ta daiz: well may bee eye 

am ina kitshun 

IN 

floor a da

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

dai$y to tuna: what ever

tuna ta daiz: yea N what EVER 

what ever two yur what ever

N speekin oh ree croots 
we iz buzzed
happee ta welcome 
BONNIE & CLYDE
ewe red rite

bonnie N clyde

who toll uz:
we mite only bee three weekz
old but we

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ
then de wee onez kneaded a nap ! 

IF EWE IZ INN TRESTED 

IN BEE IN A REE CROOT 

THIZ IZ LAST CALL 

KINDA LIKE LAST CALL 

AT DE BAR 🍺🍺

COZ ALL HELLZ 

BOUT TA BRAKE LOOZE

JUST LET UZ NOE 

INA COMMINT BEE LOW

heerz two a happee 

healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live 

sal a manderz

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER

DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 

two nitez eppa sode 
iz dedicated two 
mitalee honey bee 
sweet lips catsiglione

last time on de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga~~~

cat father: what de be jezuz 
iz wrong capo tuna

capo tuna: toe mas.... 

hiz wife just sended
me thiz

 
damn.....himz in de pen

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FURST UP WE IZ BUZZED
HAPPEE TA WELCOMEZ THREE
MOR REE CROOTZ

DE MOUZ MARAUDERZ 
GEORGIA JJ & JULIE FRUM
MICKEYS MOB

WELCOME TWO DE FAMILEE EVEREE ONE 
♥♥ 

ON TWO NITEZ EPA SODE 
OH DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 

codd mother:  be jezuz cat father 

and capo tuna
please get down there right away and see what's  amiss
I will see to it baby face hears the rest

of the o'trouters tale

7 minutz N 38 secondz later 
ina crap azz jail located 
just ***
oh trout towne shorez

cat father: toe mas....dood....what de sam hell happened

tomas: bee leeve it ore knot 

eye was busted for steelin 
a damn gazelle carcazz

frum de naybor across de grass land


 me N de familee waz lookin fora
 quik meel

N eye had just laid down ta start 
snackin when eye waz pinched

de copperz hauled me azz off 
N heer eye am

cat father: dood...we haz never had gazelle 
 whatz it taste like

tomas: tastez like chi....

capo tuna: faaaaaaaa 
due knot even go ther dood
due... knot.... EVEN.... go.. ther

sew why dinna ya call uz 
ta come bust ya outta thiz hell hole

tomas: eye haz me pride ya noe

capo tuna: uh, toe mas 
just sayin... but lookz like therz a
 tiger ore two in yur pride
😜

tomas: whooz tellin thiz storee

  az eye waz sayin 
eye got me pride ya noe 
N while eye haz been inn heer
 eye haz lurned a thing ore two 
that ewe N de codd mother 
will find oh utmost interest

de bass terd tachino N de gobbler
 haz been doin sum ree crootin two

take a look at thiz fotoz

capo tuna: faaaaaa when de codd mother 
seez thiz herz gonna bee ~~~~~

cat father; due ya noe wear this
waz taken toe mas 

tomas: yes, eye due 
that waz taken at

~~~~~ heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live a loozhunz

{ tuna ta cat father:
dood, waz it just me ore was toe mas 
all oh a sudden like
.... knot bee hind barz  
any mor }