DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~
{ knock on door }
~~ any one in
here
hey, it's me baby face
and
whoa
what a mess
hey can I come in I have to ask ya
something
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TWO NITE ON
DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA
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furst up; we haza new set oh ree croots
we iz buzzed happee ta welcome
de tusslin terrorz frum ontario
nick de bruizer & derry de brawler
welcome two de familee doodz
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now on with de show
codd mother: what a pleasant surprise !
it's teddy baby face gingovini
do you realize you are
THE youngest recruit
in the codd mother's family circle
baby face: I AM !!!
how awesome
uh, I mean, yea well,
I can still kick azz
cat father: noe doubt young dood
what bringz ya bye
baby face: well, uh, I was kinda wondering
if it's uh, OK if I ask
just why are we fightin the gobbler
....I wanted to ask
uncle sammy
but with him bein away
on assignment and all, I
capo tuna: itz all rite...
codd mother, ewe wanna tell him de storee
ore shuld eye
codd mother: I've got this
see if you have word yet
text or otherwise
from tomas tabbasini
~~~ have a seat gingovini ~~~
codd mother: the war between us:
the o trouterz, the gobbler
and the bass terd tachino,
dates back to don dude's day
you see, a family of turkeez
had set up nest
just off site of trout towne property
both families did their best
to
ignore one another
as we knew once the young were born
the gobbler and his family
would move on
however, word got out on the streets
of the turkeez location
and the hawkeneese family
took it upon them selves
to make off
with the small ones
and we actually, believe it or not,
felt bad for them
since our lands were so close
and with the burd verses cat stories
that have passed
through the generations
the gobbler assumed
the o'trouters
were responsible
for the deaths of the young
no amount of
talking
would convince the gobbler
that it was not true
we even asked
if he knew
that the hawkeneese
had been sighted in the area
but, burdz being burdz
they would not listen to reason
the gobbler in turn
told the o'trouter's
the sparrowatano family
had actually witnessed
dude taking the young
this was of course false
and a set up
the sparrowatano family
HAD seen the crime
they KNEW it was the hawkeneese
who were responsible
and they acted out of fear
the hawkeneese
threatened to kill them as well,
if they told the gobbler the truth
the gobbler vowed revenge
and his pursuit of the o'trouter's
over the years
has been relentless
from ~~~~
FAAAAAAAAAA
cat father: what de be jezuz
iz wrong capo tuna
capo tuna: toe mas....
hiz wife just sended
me thiz
damn
himz in de pen
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
lionz
♥♥
