Thursday, June 1, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~~~

 ~~~~ theeze ree crootz~~~~
along with de 
tabbasini familee
of  ~~~~~~

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫
{door bellz a ringin }
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
two nite on 
DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


codd mother: where ARE the
tabbasini's by the way

cat father: good questshun
eye hope they
did knot get pinched


ding dong ding dong ding dong
♫♫♫♪♪♪

codd mother: for the love of...
who insists on ringing the bell
capo tuna; see who it is 

capo tuna; faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
18 centz anda sack oh friez itz
sum one sellin winter mittenz
bye de way we haz mor
ree crootz 

they iz az followz
N knot in order again
on purpoze 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bleubeard and squiggles

amarula da rula, zoot suit zulu & frodo de friendly fist frum de deep north
de chicago sorbesi familee
Ink de L.B. little bass turd
travis da bacon breath boss 
baby face crockett 
angel eyes angelique
seville 'nip-breath' de marmalado

zoey c  & dougie dawg de danger
duo frum  DC
da hermanator & dori purrple undies  
binky fear the paw granono
bibi angel face badabingella & meepster manicotti
big alfie and the assassinz
rosie "da boss" cat  

ding dong ding dong ding ♫♪♫♪♪

cody de cleveland crusher
miss savvy smacky paws & sage pistol pants
little spitty cigars pretzel boy
 de catsiglione familee oh: 
mitalee honeybee "sweet lips"  
esme " the ear " 
duffy rufio "little man" 
malou maria "pinstripe" 
levon "the enforcer" 
wilhelmina giuseppina "money bags"
isabella "tortieface" di tartaruga
& angel "floofybutt" frum de western sea bord
kinky kali the godaunt oh northern BC 
shocking shoko the soul of our gang 
de crappiest crooner cow kitty

ding dong ding dong ding ♫♪♫♪♪ 

raz “big tuna” spigelini
allie “the whisperer” bluoni
ellie “sweetcakes” spigelini
nellie de nitro bomber frum de west coast
leia & toby whiskerantano de tallahaszee terminatorz 
franky a.k.a. de monster kitty
babyface mudpie the tough-talking tortie
noodle the politico gatto

ding dong ding dong ding ♫♪♫♪♪ 

angelface, 'guk-guk' chuck, 'machine gun' and sweetboots, from mitch-o-gan, east-side chapter
ducky the defender 
odin prime cut, big M merlino & domino the ox cannoli 
big mama "litterflicker" cleopatrizia
delilah madame delirouge 
sampson doc suckles 
sophie wobbly coponeeze 
sassy the sassinator 
caster the shredder 
kylo ren the dark lord
elvira "the gun" felinity
sneakers "peanuts" tuxedo
friday "two lips" the bearded lady

ding dong ding dong ding ♫♪♫♪♪ 

the triple threat trio 
mr A….. & shady eye T
z-catfish bone and z-girl da yowling loud mouth boss
lola and lexy o white the rockland rebels 
da no innernutzs mutts
 pooh milleralano frum de south easturn sea board
the fearsome furballs 


ding dong
ding dong
ding ♫♪♫♪♪ 

mario de mouse masher meowsineeni
crazee cloon nosebitealoni from canuckville.
dangerous dusty,slippery silver the dude & crazy miranda the cool cat
N all wayz
de o'troutz
at a tood dude & sauce o fish bone
de big earnerz

N de bag men N bookmakerz 
frum de mustache petes era:
sting ray stinger o'sam; little joe lion fish; 
bull shark bonnie; perky o'piranha perky; 
o'dobie puffer ray,  cat fish o' jiggz

 




DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG🎵𝇦𝇣𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯

DING DONG DING DONG
♫♫♪♪

capo tuna: { pullin door open }

who de sam hellz ringin thiz bell 
ya sonz a

 uh.....codd mother....






heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live palz

{ with a pee ezz 
if ya signed up ta bee a ree croot

N haz knot seen yur name
frum ree croot mint 5/18
ore two day

pleez let uz noe

a bass terd
turkeez flew bye
N mezzed up R filez }

 



Thursday, May 25, 2017

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta fish a fied 
post 73954.6170

de bass terd turkeez saga 
will contin ewe next week
az we R neerin de finish 
oh round two 
in R ree crootin
=^..^=

if ewe wood like ta bee a ree croot 
pleez leeve uz a 
wee note  ♫
in de commint box bee low

noe eggz peer eeunze 
kneaded
itz all just for fun

now on with two dayz post 
which iz bee in brought
two ewe frum R 

second ever 
trout towne sponsor:

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

roll film

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~~~


ever come home 
frum a hard dayz werk 
N wonder
why yur catz mood 
iz just az bad az yurz


may bee heez been chewin on 
sum  
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever looked at yur cat 
N thinked ta yur self
he lookz like he
wantz ta kill me


may bee he just ate sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever speek two yur cat 
N him ternz a way 
N ya think

eye bet heez az upset 
bout dee down jonez
indust ree ullz az mee


may bee he just finished off 
a bowl oh 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

sum timez wunder 
if yur cat wantz ta say 
get that damn camera 
outta me face


itz prob ablee coz
he just snacked on sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever think ewe 
can beat yur cat 
ina stare down contest


knot if heez just consoomed 
sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever wunder if 
yur cat speeked werdz 

if him would cuzz ewe 
frum heer two pluto N bak


he wood 
if him just eated sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW
de chow that reel lee
N troo lee
ternz yur catz mood 
inta a crap ass one

heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on 

long live 
crap ass moodz
😈😈😈😈😈😈


Thursday, May 18, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA



DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~~~

capo tuna: feer knot codd mother
eye haz been in contact 
all a long with


 N eye haz started
seekin

"ree crootz"

eye can tell ewe  thiz much

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

two nite on 
de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

flynn N eye go way bak
like 44 yeerz in cat 
N eye trust him
with me life 

we bee az blood botherz
 N wood go two 
any lengthz for one another
even 3775 milez

de averellano brotherz 
eric N flynn 

R well known crozz
de european nayshunz 
for ther fencin skillz 

N a bill a tee 
ta stay 4 stepz a head 
oh de fedz 


 bee for eric leeved 
for assign mint 

him teeched flynn 
sum trix oh de trade 
& in noe time 

flynn climbed two de top 
oh de un corporatez ladder 
& him haz stayed ther 
ever sinz




 flynn bee known aza
master fencer in hiz trade
codd mother

meenin 

him noe longer haz 
ta deel with street thugz

under de add vize 
oh consigliere boomer ♥♥
eye haz asked 
varee uz famileez 
two look out for uz  

boomer agreez with me 
we feel de bass terd ta chino 
R gettin reddy   
ta make a moove

R ree crootz iz

{  knot in order
on purpoze }


Speedy 'The Rabbit' Venditti
CK Kittee Genevese
Casey & Barney & de Purraveese Family
Pipiano Da Beepio & Minkinio Da Stinkavese
Annie Barbieri frum California
Pierrot "da Pie" Francisci frum Philly
Katie Isabelloni frum de Southurn Terra Torreez

Percy; Marcus & de entire Candalabrini Familee
Sammy the Shop Vac Pilchiano
Connor Barbovese frum de eastern shorez 
Orlin de Rhyming assassin & Cassie miss Priss Hattassini
Cooper Murphy & Lily O Bitty Olivia & De entire Kitties Bluoni familee
Brian “ the hat” DeBossio oh de Carolina Treatiosio Family
Teddy Babyface Gingovini

Madi Cinder Clancy frum why omin 
Dezi & Raena La Bellesoni frum de south
 George Yooper frum de northern landz
penisula

N on assign mint
in de far far northern regionz 
Eric Averellano
Sammy de Bacon Ater
along with de 
tabbasini familee
of  ~~~~~~

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫
{door bellz a ringin }

heerz two a happee 
healthee week o end

peace out N rock on
long live de power
oh palz