Thursday, May 11, 2017

HAPPEE MOMZ DAY TWO EWE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two 
a purr sun ull

rited bye me
tuna of moon 

 for me mom
for momz day 

and signed bye
me
tuna of moon 
=^..^=

this sum kinda day 
in de month oh may 
in de yeer 2017

 ~~~  what eye did for
mom   ~~~

hit it

eye helped with 
de grazz
de lawn werk

eye helped 
fite de paper towelz
wash windowz


eye 
dee stroyed a box 
took out de ree cyclin


eye keeped her frum
fallin inta de kitchin sink
bye layin 
RITE IN HARMZ WAY


eye flushed afturr uzin it




happee momz day two
all momz out ther

and momz ~~~~
due sum thin nice
for yur kidz  
selvez two day

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live momz
everee wear
♥♥♥♥♥

Thursday, May 4, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


two nitez eppa sode
iz dedicated two
we lovez ewe dood
all wayz
♥♥♥ 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DE CODD MOTHER 
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 


last time on 

DE CODD MOTHER

de bass terd turkee saga
~~~~~
NO SHAKEDOWNZ FRUM EWE 

OMERTÀ 
will ewe due az asked

if knot
ewe R dead two uz


loan shark


 eye

~~~~~~~~~
two nite on
DE CODD MOTHER
 
de bass terd turkee saga ~~~  

loan shark: 
eye will get ewe 
N yur familee for thiz
capo tuna 

wait until 
de GOBBLER
lurnz oh yur planz

N de FEDZ two
~~~~~~~~~

5 minits and 37 seconds later
bak across town 

codd mother: how did your meeting
go with the loan 
capo tuna ?

will he cooperate as he intended

capo tuna: eye feer he will knot
codd mother

az eye waz leevin hiz houz 
eye hurd him mutterin 
under hiz breath

eye onlee caught de werdz

GOBBLER and FEDZ

codd mother: he no longer fears 
what we have on him then

we must act and quickly

I shall contact the BUTCHER
immediately and tell him to 

clean the loans clock




that shylock IS dead to us

however we have another problem
possibly more pressing

our "G's" are not liquid 
at the moment

as you well know
we thought that 
bass terd shark
was going to come 
through for us 

before 

going to the mattresses 
with

the tacchino basstardo 
and the GOBBLER

capo tuna: feer knot codd mother
eye haz been in contact 
all a long
with

FLYNN 
"DE FENCE" 
AVERELLANO 



N eye haz started 

seekin
"ree crootz"

eye can tell ewe 
thiz much 
that

~~~~~~~~
and now a word 
from our sponsorz

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
suzpenze 
N best friendz





Tuesday, May 2, 2017

GODSPEED FLYNN ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥


unending friendship
ours was fated from the start
many years ago 💖

unending friendship
then Eric and Sauce both left
our bond grew stronger💕

unending friendship
I am thankful we have it
Flynn; I will miss you💔

unending friendship
and nothing can break this bond
and I lovez you dood💝 

~~~~~~~ tuna





FLYNN AVERY

4/8/2000 ~~~~ 5/1/2017