DAI$Y & TUNAZ BEST DAY ~~~~~~ EVER !!

whitefish wavezs everee one 
N welcome ta de fish a fied post 
we call 

wear de same hellz 
de yeer gone all reddy 
=^..^=

hay ther aprilz furst

 sew letz get rite two 
 two dayz post 
coz we…me toona
 N cuzin dai$y 

gotta tell ya bout de 
total lee awesum day 
we had a few ago 

we waz sew buzzed 
with eggs cite mint 
N happee nezz 
 we HAD ta share

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de day started out like thiz:

5:13 am
 me tuna 

getted stuffed inta me carrier 

then we 

we meen in me 

N de food servizz gurl 

drived over ta cuzin dai$yz houz 

& her getted stuffed 

inta her carrier 

then we waz placed upon 

de bak seet 

& strapped in   

& this iz wear it getz GRATE
sew hang on ta yur seetz   

furst de food gurl 
startz ta sing N her sayz 
we should join a long 
sew we did 

pleez feel free ta join uz 
in R song 

{ if ya haz knot all reddy
quit reedin thiz post
ore if ya iz knot 
board ta teerz }

coz we ree corded thiz
add venturez 
N thanx bee ta cod for it  

hit it 
♫♪
sew we drove N we drove 
N we drove N we drove 
N we drove sum 
7000 milez mor ♫

N we wizzed past carz 
N big sem eyez
in de distanze  
we hurd thiz roar ♪

then de pole leese showed up 
N him yelled pull over 
eye had ya clocked at 
a hundred N four ♫

sew him rited a tickit 
N we waited in R carrierz 
N we waited 
N waited sum mor ♪

final lee
we got to go 
 then de food gurl 
stopped atta stor ♫

when we looked out de window
we both gasped at de sign
that we saw on 
de front door♪

 N we waited N we waited
N we waited N waited 
for de food gurl 
ta come outta de store ♫

N when her did
her tossed uz a 
sack fulla turkee 
N it landed down 
on de floor ♪

well we hit de road again
then de food gurl yelled
YAY
we made it heer bye four ♫

daiz N eye looked
out de window 
ta wear de food gurl 
waz taken uz ♪

now ya can see why her 
we a door
♫♪
♥♥♥

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live
~~~~~~

letz see who guezzez furst ! 


 

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA ~~~

 ♫  two nitez eppa soda
iz dedicated two 
DE UNDERBOZZ
=^..^=

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last time on 

DE CODD MOTHER

de bass terd turkee saga

boomer is with a shylock

who owes us a favor 

boomer: dood
ewe under stand

...and....then....

all rite
 
loan shark: tutto apposto
 

cat father:

eye rememburr that

loan shark 

frum back when....

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two nite on 
DE CODD MOTHER
de bass terd turkee saga ~~~

catfather: 

 in fact 
eye rememburr
that shylock

az if it were
yes turr day

    that shark thinked 
he ran a prettee good "book"

eye went ther ta play de poneez 
onlee ta dizz cover 
it waza sting 

 
 eye could tell 
de set up waz fake 
de minit eye walked
inta de room

fedz waz rite round de korner 
when eye leeved
de buildin
tryin ta hide 
in de shadowz

  
sew eye sent de butcher 
from toledo 
ta ruff that shark up

codd mother: the butcher from toledo !!!!
 ~~~ spain ? 

catfather:  noe toledo 
~~~ ohio

ask that shylock 
ta tell ewe how he loozed
a fin 

 eye wood knot trust
him codd mother 

noe matter de favor 

him owez ewe

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heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live dee vee deez
♥♥♥