DE CODD MOTHER

not since the early 70's 

has the big screen;

or the small screen,

seen such a block buster 

award winning, mini series. 

coming this spring 

to audiences every where 

the epic drama ~~~~~

" DE CODD MOTHER  "

~~~ de bass terd
turkeez saga ~~~

starring: daisy queen of cats 

as the administration 

butter lover boomer oh cat 
as the underboss

and tuna of moon 

 as the outfit 

 with special guest appearances by:

tucker felineoni 

 as 
the cat father 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and now

a preview:

cat father to daisy:

ewe R a ware bye now

 de 

tacchini bastardo

haz put a price upon tuna's

head

daisy to cat father:

I am

and ...they...shall...pay

yes, indeed

they...shall PAY 

please join us next time,
for what's sure to be
an academy
award winning episode
of:

DE CODD MOTHER  

~~~ the bass terd
turkeez saga ~~~

heerz two a 

happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live filmz

  

 

ITZ JAN EWE WARY BRING ON DE OUTER WEAR

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome two a
fish a fied post 

we call
itz jan ewe wary 

BRING ON 
DE OUTER WEAR !!

=^..^=
we iz mor N buzzed happee two day

ta pree sent two ewe 

R par tizz a pay shunz in:

parsley's werld wide toor

oh de time travelin bob bull hat

that himz a wearin in 2016

N we ree ceeved in 2016

N iz now bee in brought two ewe 

LIVE in 2017 

thanx ta tech stuff

& a lotta non foto shopped fotoz

sew letz get rite two 

de howz ~~~~ whyz 

N wearz de hat now

pleez welcome bak 

R palz copee & paste

with ther werdz frum 

de howz & whyz at parsleyz place

Parsley& Smoochie will purrsonally donate £2.00 [£1.00.each] to the Burton Joyce Cat Rescue in Nottingham, U.K. - where most of us came from before we were adopted and began a beautiful new life in Sleepy Hollow with a cat-inspired writer, aka our Purrsonal Assistant, Cathrine Garnell. 

 So the more places the bobble hat goes, the more money we raise... it's all in your paw

 manee thanx copee N paste

N parsley N smoochie 

N de dood

who bringed de hat 

a cross de pond 
& dee livered it ta 
de florida fur kidz furst

now ~~ on with de show

furst up

noe trout iz ever compleet 

with out a hatz 

chex him out...lookin good dood

next up & fillin in for dai$y 

 ~~~~~~~ we willna go ther

itz de catz in de korner 

at cuzin toonaz houz

meen while

bak at boomerz bungalow

boomerz a sportin de

 hat well 

N then bak at toonaz place

 toona sayz ta hiz self

eye shall wear parsleyz

hat N hope him

raizez a bazillion dollarz

for hiz shelterz

N ther ya haz it

we hada awesum time

with yur hat parsley

thanx ~~~

yur hatz a headed ta kitties blue

if ewe wood like a

nice hat ta keep de chill

out thiz winter

pleez contact parsley

at de link above

N him can tell ya wear de 

hat iz now

heerz two a happee safe

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live yarn

♥♥♥♥♥ 

2017 NEW YEERZ REZZ O LOU SHUNZ FOR YUR PEEPULZ

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome

ta de furst fish a fied post 
oh de new yeer

↣↣↣

normull lee 
de food servizz gurl 
wood bee makin uz up a list 
that we iz spozed ta follow

like thatz gonna happen

NEVER..... 
oh R new yeerz 
rezz oh lou shunz

sew thiz yeer 
we dee sided ta tern de tay bull

{ which waz noe small feet 
coz de stooooooopid tay bull
musta weighed 35,022 poundz }

& WE iz tellin 
de food servizz gurl

what HER 
rezz oh lou shunz shuld bee

letz take a wee look see 
at just a few 

uz catz came up with

5: stop bitchin bout stuff 
ya haz noe controlz

over...

egss sample...herz bitchin 
coz itz 14 minuz

bee low zee roe 
on Sun day

yea...sew...like 
what de sam hell 
due ya think
yur gonna a comp lish
bye bitchin at de fone

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

P: pay a ten shunz two dee tail

de foodz dish 
waz emptee

sew we tozzed 
her cell ewe lar dee vice 
inta it...

her shuld bee thanx full

it waz KNOT de waterz dish 

 ~~~~~~~~

2: LISTEN

de cat grazz 
had ta hire sum one 
ta rite a message 
coz her waz KNOT 
listenin two a thing 
it waz sayin

~~~~~~~~~~~

L: have sum patientz

sew her cooked sum 
mack N cheeze

in de micro wave 
N de cheeze pack age

wood knot tear open 

inn sted oh grabbin 
sum sheerz ta CUT

it open
her gnawed on de cheeze pack age
like a wood chuck

gnawin on a timber log 
then her

thru it in de sink

like THATZ gonna help ?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

18: due knot  eggs pect mor

frum otherz 
than they canna due

case in point

sure St Francis 
bee de patron Saint oh animalz

and ecologeez stuff

but him CANNA

melt de snow in de yard 
noe matter

how manee timez ya ask

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

N ther ya haz it

R new yeerz rezz oh lou shunz
for de food servizz gurl

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live
de wizdom oh catz
big N small
♥♥♥♥♥