2017 NEW YEERZ REZZ O LOU SHUNZ FOR YUR PEEPULZ

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome

ta de furst fish a fied post 
oh de new yeer

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normull lee 
de food servizz gurl 
wood bee makin uz up a list 
that we iz spozed ta follow

like thatz gonna happen

NEVER..... 
oh R new yeerz 
rezz oh lou shunz

sew thiz yeer 
we dee sided ta tern de tay bull

{ which waz noe small feet 
coz de stooooooopid tay bull
musta weighed 35,022 poundz }

& WE iz tellin 
de food servizz gurl

what HER 
rezz oh lou shunz shuld bee

letz take a wee look see 
at just a few 

uz catz came up with

5: stop bitchin bout stuff 
ya haz noe controlz

over...

egss sample...herz bitchin 
coz itz 14 minuz

bee low zee roe 
on Sun day

yea...sew...like 
what de sam hell 
due ya think
yur gonna a comp lish
bye bitchin at de fone

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P: pay a ten shunz two dee tail

de foodz dish 
waz emptee

sew we tozzed 
her cell ewe lar dee vice 
inta it...

her shuld bee thanx full

it waz KNOT de waterz dish 

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2: LISTEN

de cat grazz 
had ta hire sum one 
ta rite a message 
coz her waz KNOT 
listenin two a thing 
it waz sayin

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L: have sum patientz

sew her cooked sum 
mack N cheeze

in de micro wave 
N de cheeze pack age

wood knot tear open 

inn sted oh grabbin 
sum sheerz ta CUT

it open
her gnawed on de cheeze pack age
like a wood chuck

gnawin on a timber log 
then her

thru it in de sink

like THATZ gonna help ?

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18: due knot  eggs pect mor

frum otherz 
than they canna due

case in point

sure St Francis 
bee de patron Saint oh animalz

and ecologeez stuff

but him CANNA

melt de snow in de yard 
noe matter

how manee timez ya ask

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

N ther ya haz it

R new yeerz rezz oh lou shunz
for de food servizz gurl

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live
de wizdom oh catz
big N small
♥♥♥♥♥

WHOA..SUN DAY SELFEEZ...R YA KIDDIN UZ !!!

whitefish waves everee one 

N welcome ta fish a fied post 

19,203 in R 63 part seer reez 
oh postz

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{ we getted thoze fish
frum that smiley face on 
blogger now ! }  
=^..^=

we iz wrappin up de yeer heer

with R 

SUNDAY SELFEEZ

manee thanx ta kitties blue

that shulda ben posted 

ona SUN DAY

but cod forbid, we post any thing

on any day 

bee sidez thurzday

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

copee N paste haz gone bak home

sew letz get rite two 
two dayz post

furst up 

gram paw dude

N heerz what him haz ta say

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what de be jezuz ~~~

SUN day selfeez

started 51 weekz a go

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

next up

sauce of fishbone

who sayz

ewe rememburr thiz 

stinx eye well

food servizz gurl mom

dont cha

53 weekz oh NOE 

SUN day selfeez

 hizzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

 next up

girls first

dai$y queen of cats

telling it like it is

 I could have been

featured

fifty two times on this

lame ass blog

and what do I 

get

one lousy year end selfee

and it's not even a great

profile shot 
it's an I am

pizzed off profile shot

..... alrightie then

next up 

butter lover boomer o cat

who wantz ta noe

wear de sam hellz me 
sew shull sea cure a tee chex

N last butt knot leest

tuna of moon who sayz

we been waitin sew long

ta haza chance at

de SUN day

selfeez post hop stuff

that me shelter fotoz 
new urr

N eye bee gotcha ed

bak in 2008

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

N ther ya haz it

SUN day selfeez sew late

that 2017 iz like rite round

de korner

we will be bak next yeer

with mor 
inn sane

burd dizz in

fish lovin

dum azz postz

that make noe senze at all

heerz two a happee

healthee blessed

2017

peace out N rock on

long live 
all palz

friendz 
N loved

onez

♥♥♥♥♥

IT BEE TIME FOR PART 264

whitefish waves everee one 

N welcomez ta fish a fied post 264

in R week lee 63 part seereez 

oh why de holly dayz sux 

in de land oh trout 

we haz gagged on bass terd turkee

ooopz....sorree 

we waz knot spozed ta

cuzz
=^..^=

we haz hurled on bass terd turkee

tozzed a ray de oh inta de oceanz 

N now

we iz eye rate 

at de lazzee azz food servizz gurl

see thiz card bee low

knot onlee iz at azz bak werds 

coz de inn side iz de front

N de front ended up inn side

itz all sew a REE PEET

ewe hurd rite  

a REE PEET frum last YEER

then...mizz knot two smart 

dee sided ta snail mail thiz card 

N her runned outta copeez

N her had ta send a card 

with de EASTURR BUNNEE on it 

two thoz whooz snail mailz a dress we had
N we think a fox waz in de mix two

THEN her thought her wood get wize 

N her sended out spiez 

ta find all R palz emailz 

N de spiez came bak with a few 

sew her emailed thiz card

azz bak werdz

N knot just once 

but like ten timez 

two de same palz

& even two sum oh thoz palz 
who getted

a card in snailz mail

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

now we look like crazed catz

N even if we trool iz

itz just WRONG

ALL SEW her toll uz

de next few hundred dayz

herz either gonna be 
two bizee at werk 

ta help uz sneek round blog land

ore herz gonna bee waitin 

for de pole lease ta showz up

coz thoz bass terd turkee day peepulz 

will be hangin round again

waitin on de dood in red

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

all thiz bee in said

we will see ya when we can

heerz two a veree merree

Christmas

a most happee

Hanukkah 

be safe if ya travelz

pleez feel free ta nab a

copee oh REE PEET

if ya want

ore chex yur

spam folder in yur emailz box

coz it may just be ther....10 timez

peace out N rock on

with lovez two all

frum de land oh trout 

♥♥♥♥♥