WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX IN TROUT TOWNE

white fish waves everee one N 

welcome ta fish a fied post part 17

in R 63 part seer reez oh why de

holly dayz sux 
heer in de land oh trout

we had ta reech far bak 

in de R kives

to find thiz one 

but de trooth iz az simp pull

az de law ???? 

in that thiz mess age holdz

troo 

still two thiz day

=^..^=

letz give a big round oh a plauz 

two R palz copee N paste 

for findin thiz

ma teeree ull for uz

thanx doodz N now on with 
thiz weekz post oh

why de holly dayz sux

  SEW THER WE WERE

UNPACKIN A 
RAY ~~ DEE ~~ OH 

WE HAD ORDERED 
FRUM A PLACE ON LINE

N SINZ IT IZ 
CHRISTMAS TIME

AFTURR PLUGGIN IT IN

WE SET DA DIAL TWO 

WCMADEQIOD 7.1

CHRISTMAS MEWZIC 

ALL DAY~~~~ EVEREE DAY 

TIL CHRISTMAS ~~~~~ BE OVER DAY

SHOOOOBEE DUE
SHOOOBEE DUE

N DA FURST SONG COMEZ ON

SING ALONG:

ON DA FURST DAY O CHRISTMAS 

MY TROO LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARTRIDGE

..........CUT

**** ****BURD

{ de food servizz gurl
sayz we iz knot a loud ta cuzz
durin Christmas time }

 ♫♪♫♪♫♪

NEXT SONG HURREE PLEAZ 

MISTURR ANNOUNCER DOOD

SLEIGH BELLZ RING 
R YA LISTENIN, 

IN DA LANE 
SNOW BE GLISTENIN

A BEE EWE TEE FUL SITE

WE BE HAPPEE TWO NITE

WALKIN INA WINTER 
WONDER LAND...

GONE AWAY
IZ DA BLUE BURD

  CUT      CUT      CUT

WHAT IZ WITH DA 
**** **** BURD MEWZIC

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♪
 
N DE NEXT SONG COMEZ ON

CHESTNUTZ ROASTIN ONA OPEN FIRE

JACK FROST NIPPIN AT YUR NOZE

YEWL TIDE CAROLZ
BEIN SUNG BY A CHOIR, 

SUM FOLKZ DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOEZ....

EVEREE BODEE NOEZ A TURKEE

THATZ IT

KA SPLASH ~~~~~~~~

AND DA LAST TIME 

WE SAW DE RAY~~  DE ~~ OH 

IT BE FLOATIN DUE WEST 

O TROUTZ OCEAN
 
HEADIN CLOZE TWO 
HALIBUTT HARBORZ

SEW LONG 
ELECTRONIX DEE VIZE
N DUE KNOT FLOATZ BAK

HEERZ TWO A SAFE
HAPPEE, HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE 
DE WAVES
OH DE OCEAN

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ALL HAIL DE KING OH BACONIA ~~~~~~

 pleez click 

de hot air balloon

ta bee tella ported 

two just bout everee place 
on de planet 

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dood.....thiz bee R gal pal

barry...at de BURD bathe
at de SWSE korner oh trout towne

ya gotta look reeeeeeel lee 

cloze ta see her

yea....we couldna

bee leeve R eyez either

we yelled at de top

oh R lungs

STOP

but her keeped on drinkin de waterz 

next:

we will KNOT head north
N we think ewe will a greez
R haiku two ewe
 

 

next stop iz de kitshun
come on inn side
N chillax a bit
itz time for sum fresh catch 

WHOA

him willna fit in de oven 
:) 

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A YEER LEE REE QUEST 4 POPS; WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX

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R yeer lee bass terd turkee re post 
for popz, TW &
R gorgeouz gal pal CK

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta part 10 in R

63 part seer reez bout

why de holly dayz sux 

for uz catz heer in trout towne

anda happee week afturr 

bass terd turkee day .....

two all

we iz buzzed happee  
ta haz R palz copee & paste bak

for R yeer lee   
fish a fied post en titled :

 "thanx bee ta cod  wee can breathz 

a sigh oh ree leef 

that bass terd burd day  iz GONE "

sew letz get rite two de post
hit it copee & paste
♥♥♥♥♥

bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they messed up

 

sew long peepulz

N don’t come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz

but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de caca smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
~~~~

noe pie, noe spuds

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ
  de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee carcazz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggs
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakes

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az  wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepuls...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they messed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

ugh
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

Ok then

thanx for letting uz rant

hope everee one haza safe, happee, healthee week
oh end
  peace out N rock on
long live  perch pizza