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white fish wavez everee one
N welcome ta part 10 in R
63 part seer reez bout
why de holly dayz sux
for uz catz heer in trout towne
anda happee week afturr
bass terd turkee day .....
two all
we iz buzzed happee
ta haz R palz copee & paste
bak
"thanx bee ta cod
wee can breathz
a sigh oh ree leef
that bass terd burd day
iz GONE "
sew letz get rite two de post
hit it copee & paste
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bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they messed up
sew long peepulz
N don’t come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de caca smellin
cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
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noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de caca smellin
bass terd turkee carcazz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggs
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakes
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepuls...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
Ok then
thanx for letting uz rant
hope everee one haza safe, happee, healthee week
oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
perch pizza
