Wednesday, August 31, 2022

A NOE HIT WUNDER FRUM A FEW DAYZ AGO

 


white fish wavez everee one
N well come two a song ♫♫ 
N dance eppa soda
 
frum a few ago
prob a blee  de yeer 2018 may bee
ore 139, 206, 495, 209 dayz ago
give ore take

we think all catz can ree late two thiz
sew with out furtherz ado

letz sing a long ♫♪♫♫♪


we call this song

5 mintz in cat life
in C may jor ~~~~
 
itz 2:37 better get up now
chex out de moon 
N bet cha say wow
itz 2:37 better get up now
eye knead fresh water 
& eye knead sum chow
itz 2:37 better get up now 
me box kneadz kleened
N eye dunno how
 
♫♫♪♪♫♪
eye could care lezz 
if ya got ta sleep at two 
oh bye de way 
eye just hurled in yur shoo 
& that sofa thing out ther 
ewe said is new  
eye jumped up on it
N hurled ther two
 
♪♪♫♫♫♪
knot troo lee sorree 
my cat buttz in yur face
 stuffz pushed off de nite stand 
coz me cat buttz kneadz sum space
eye can due what eye want
 coz this iz MY place 
ewe live in MY home 
outta MY good grace
 
♫♫♪♫♪♫
 whatz thiz eye see heer 
under thiz sheet 
bite & scratch.. bite & scratch 
 sorree bout yur feet 
 me paw rite in yur eye
iz total lee sa ~wheat 
when ya get up ina few
N yur eyez black N bloo~~~ neet
♫♫♪♪♫♪
jumped down off de bed
N eye hairballed on de floor
but wait just a minit
 whatz that bee hind de door 
itz one oh thoz springee thingz 
letz spring it bunchez mor
lotz oh noiz lotz oh noiz
dam that waza chore
♫♪♫♫♪
itz 2:42 better get up now
chex out de moon 
N bet cha say wow
itz 2:42 better get up now
eye knead fresh water 
& eye knead sum chow
itz 2:42 better get up now 
me box kneadz kleened
N eye dunno how
♫♫♪♪♫♪
N ther ya haz it
hope ya N joyed de sing song 
sing a long
heerz two a happee 
healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
songz frum de big katoona
♫♪♫ 

© august 31, 2022
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28 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Exactly!

TurtleLover said...

too funny! (and true!)

The Florida Furkids said...

We sang along and MOL'd. This is sooo true only it's usually around 3:30 am here.

Me said...

Hi there Trouties1 We sung along and meowmie is holding a pillow over her haad even though she's been up for more than 2 hours. MOL MOL MOL! You're the best--we're going to sing this all day long.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Truer words were never sung. That times two at my place. I'm not a poet, but I'll feed them in haste.

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "You let your humans sleep until nearly 3am?"
Chaplin: "You go a lot easier on them than we do!"

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Very true to life--I don't think you left anything out.

Crafting Queen said...

Just love this song. I am sure Patch, Flower and Archer will sing along with you. xxx

pilch92 said...

Great song. Sounds like a night at our house. :) XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

That is one true tune!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

That's going to be a big, big hit. I love it.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, I'm gonna wait to sing it until 2 or 3 in da morning.

messymimi said...

Oh, yes, my cats know this song, and sing it regularly.

meowmeowmans said...

That sounds exactly right, Tabbies! The springy thing on the door, especially! MOL

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yup...been there, done that!! MOL,MOL! Our cousin pup plays with that door springy thing, too...drives our Aunty crazy! LOL!

Ours don't have springs...but us pups...meaning I, Benji, chewed the toilet stool screw covers off...yuppers, I did! Maybe you should try that sometime...

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Every night!

Kea said...

You covered everything about nightly life with cats! :-P

Anonymous said...

MOL!

Ivan & Izzy.

John Bellen said...

Ha! This made me laugh, guys, though it shouldn't have. Thank goodness not all of my cats have been like this. The ones that were, were enough...

CJ Kennedy said...

You guys are so clever 😺

My Mind's Eye said...

My utmost favorite verse!!
"eye could care lezz
if ya got ta sleep at two
oh bye de way
eye just hurled in yur shoo"
Angel Madi's theory was if she was up everyone needed to be up...then once she had accomplished that...she would nap.
Hugs and Happy Labor day to everyone
Cecilia

Katie Isabella said...

I loved every single word! That was truly sincerely a masterpiece! And I have sung this for mommy a number of times, or words similar.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is very true! Great work, Tabbies!

The J-Cats said...

Mummy made the mistake of reading this while having her soup (mol! mol!)

john said...

Daisy was singing along with you the other night. As loud as she could. You probably heard her!

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Mee meowed alon an BellaSita Mum sang THE werdss an wee laffed an meowed like cray-cray!!
Bestest song efurr Dai$y an Mackerull...youss' are Hippy Hop Artistess fore sure!!
Long Live Mewsick!
***Hi-5'ss*** BellaDharma an ***gigglless*** BellaSita Mum

Toffee said...

What a purrfect song writer you are! You ought to be on the stage. I bet Simon Cowell would sign you up in a heartbeat!

Three Chatty Cats said...

You all sure do know how to sing the truth!