Wednesday, August 24, 2022

SOOPER STIZZ SHUNZ

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WELL COME TWO NOTHER
 REE UN OH TROUT TEE VEE

THIZ EPPA SODA IZ SEW OLD 
IT A PEERED
DE YEER WASHINGTON 
WAZ PREZ A DENT

ANY WAY ON WITH DE NON CENTZ 
COZ THATZ ALL YUR EVER GONNA FIND HEER



CAT SOOPER STIZZ SHUNZ
BYE THEM WHO RITED EM 

& UZ TROUTERZ


 Dreaming of a white cat means good luck. 

- American superstition


Dreamin oh white fish iz better 
– trout towne sooper stizz shunz 


To see a white cat on the road is lucky. 

- American superstition


Dood, ewe knead ta get off de road buddy 

N get in side wear it bee safe

- trout towne fact

 

If a cat washes behind its ears, 

it will rain. 

- English superstition


If a kitteh bee washin 

bee hind hiz ears, him just hada meel 

N him bee kleenin up

-trout towne tabbies

 

A strange black cat 

on your porch brings prosperity. 

- Scottish superstition


A strange cat oh any color 

on de porch wooda ment a fite 

bak in gram paw doods day

-trout towne fact

 

A cat sneezing is a good omen 

for everyone who hears it. - Italian superstition


A kitteh sneezin kneadz de blessingz 

oh St Francis 

anda “bless ewe”… due ewe knead a tizzue buddy

-trout towne oh pinion

 

A cat sleeping with all four paws 

tucked under means cold weather ahead. 

- English superstition


A kitteh sleepin like this iz 

called a meatloaf

-trout towne hurd thiz sum place 

N canna remember wear

 

And last butt knot leest 

 

When moving to a new home, 

always put the cat 

through the window 

instead of the door, 

so that it will not leave.

 - American superstition

 

When moovin ta a new home 

we got 18 centz N a sak oh friez 

sayz de kitteh iz gonna bee major 

pizzed if ewe live on de 22nd floor……HELLO……..

 

 

Peace out N rock on, 
long live sayinz

© august 24, 2022
All Rights Reserved


27 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Trout Towne superstitions are WAY BETTER than any others, by golly!

Mickey's Musings said...

I like your interpretation of the "superstitions" way better than
"conventional" wisdom.
Purrs, Julie

Me said...

Teeheehee snort snort roll and giggle!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

CJ Kennedy said...

Those were fun.

My Mind's Eye said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a fun fact filled post.
OMCs Angel Madi surely thought we had cooties...every single time I gave her sweet noggin a kiss or a good rub she would close her eyes licker her paws til they were almost dripping with slobber then proceed to wash away all the human cooties.
Hugs to you 2, FS and Grandmom
Cecilia

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Wow, humans sure have a lot of cat-related superstitions."
Chaplin: "Well they do worship us as gods you know."
Charlee: "True, true ..."

pilch92 said...

I like your versions better than the original. Grandpa was right because any cat that showed up here of any color did lead to a fight because I want to keep it and hubby says no. I always win. :) XO

Crafting Queen said...

Hope that you are all doing well and having a great week. Patch is back from the vet and doing ok. Sending purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. Anesha

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

WE call sitting on four paws "Loafing"

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I cracked up at the last one!

Saku said...

You certainly straightened out those super stitch ons. The last one had the mom bean lol'ing.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those were fun, y'all nailed them!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I think the tabbies know superstitions better than the rest of the world. This was a fun, fun post FSG!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

You dudes and Dai$y think of the funnest stuff!! LOL, LOL!!

The Island Cats said...

I like the Trout Towne versions much better. ~Ernie

meowmeowmans said...

Your superstitions are WAY better than those old ones, Tabbies! XO

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

But what would a blogging cat do?

messymimi said...

Your own comments and superstitions are much better.

Kea said...

As others have stated, yours are FAR better than the "actual" superstitions and sayings!

Anonymous said...

You guys are so wise!

~Ivan & Izzy.

John Bellen said...

They must've all lived in bungalows in the old days: only ground floor windows to put cats through...

John Bellen said...

Does this mean the internet has come back to Trout Towne?

Three Chatty Cats said...

I like your versions of these much better!

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde de sexta-feira. Aproveito para desejar um bom final de semana. Impossível não ser apaixonados por gatos. Obrigado pela visita.

The J-Cats said...

The people that invented these superstitions should have taken advice from a Wise Kitty.

Katie Isabella said...

Momy hasn't laughed this hard in quite qw while..about putting the kitty either in or out the window...and the 22nd floor! THANK you for making mommy laugh.

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Mew mew mew furabuluss snoopurrstitionss Mackerull an Dai$y!!!
Yore post iss so guud BellaStia Mum spit water all over ehrself....way to o!!!
Let'ss due it again!!! Mew mew mew......
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an **chokin (with lafftur)** BellaSita Mum