white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
mizz tree eppa soda
while de lazee food gurl
haz been chillaxin round de houz
statin thatz what ree tire mintz all bout
uz trouterz.. me ...mackerull... N cuzin daiz
haz been hot on de trail
oh a on going mizz tree
that frank lee
haz had peepulz wonderin
for 100’z oh yeerz
bout just de sam hell went down
two day we iz buzzed happee
ta ree port after much investigatin
N snoopin round
we haz final lee solved
de age old riddle
oh what happened ta
little bo peepz sheep
ewe all noe it
little bo peep lost her sheepz
N dinna noe wear ta find em
well we can... with.... out ....
a.... doubt.... confirmz
that MARY haz em
thatz rite
MARY haz a little lamb
N de lambz been followin mary ta skewl
all thiz time
well mary grad ewe waited
frum skewl
N sure enuff ther in de standz
cheerin her on when maryz name waz called
waz that lamb
we tried R best ta getz a foto
oh said sheep ta show two bo peep
wear de lambz been all theez yeerz
but sum idiotz stood up
ta leeve de ceremonee
just az we snapped de foto
we due knot noe if bo peep
had a ree ward for findin her lost sheep
and frank lee we due knot knead it
but ewe can betcha
that we plan on tellin bo peep
that mary had her little lamb
all thiz damn time
and may bee bo peep will prezz chargez
peace out n rock on
heerz two a grate week oh end
long live bee in noze ee
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29 comments:
So! A lamb follows Mary to school and Mary does not try to find the lamb's
home? Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I can sorta understand that, as a little lamb would be mighty cute...but still!!
Good thing you will let Bo Peep know what happened!!!
Keep us informed too because cats are curious!!!!!!
Have a pawsome week with your at home Food Service Girl!!!
Purrs, Julie
Cutting edge investigative journalism from Tabby Central! Keep up the good work, troops!
And, take it from me, lazing about is *exactly* what retirement is all about! Carry on!
Excellent detective work. We hope Bo Peep is happy to see her sheep.
Your detective work surpasses that of Sherlock Holmes! Well done on solving the mystery.
Excellent work, kitties!
Don't count any sheep, otherwise you'll fall asleep...
da mum likez grilled lamb wif a cabernay reduckshun
Lulu: "If it comes down to a brawl, my money is on Bo Peep. She has a staff she can whack Mary with."
Mary and Bo Peep are sisters and they are always fighting over that lambie
Know we know the rest of the story...and it makes total sense!
That Mary is kinda sketchy, if you ask us. Well, now Bo Peep knows, right?
I am so happy that you solved that mystery. Can you find out why the chicken crossed the road now? Or what came first the chicken or the egg? :) XO
Ha! Good detective work, guys; I'll bet you're right. When they came home 'wagging their tales behind them', was that after all the years they were with Mary at school? (I'll have to borrow your solutions to tell others, if you don't mind.)
The sheep and lamb world is cut throat
Whoa!! That mystery solution was right in front of all of us all the time, but it took you wise tabbies to 'get it' and tell the world all about it!
No shortage of sheep these days, so there's always one for Bo Peep😸 Thank you for bringing comfort on the passing of my sweet Little Binky, dear Tabbies. It feels good to know that she had so many friends and that you were one of them. Very appreciated! Pawkisses from Heaven to all of you🐾😽✨
Well done Tabbies. You should open your very on
CSI: Cats Searching and Investigating
Hugs to FS, Gma and you furries
Cecilia
Elizabeth asked me to pass on this info: Bleubeard and Elizabeth are still unable to access her computer but want you to know they are not avoiding you and will visit once they are back online.
Oh Kittens, That's just too funny. We would'a never thought about lookin' there fur sure. MOL We hope y'all have a great weekend. Big hugs fur all.
Luvs ya'
RaenaBelle and Zebby
Kitties! You got mom a laffin' and snortin' right here in the chair. She is still grinnin'. (seriously, Tabbies) Hey Dai$y, you up for some shopping?
Great detective work, guys. I wonder if Bo-peep's sheep really went back to her after Mary's graduation? (I'm going to share your findings on my end, if you don't mind.)
Bom dia e um sábado com muita paz e saúde. Parabéns pelo seu excelente trabalho.
Once again your brilliant deductions are stupendous tremendous.
Its too hot to do anything but chillaxin--xoxo, Bibi & Meep
Furabuluss snoopin......ummm deetectin Mackerull an Dai$y!!!
Yore THE BESTEST!!!!
Long live beein nosey inndeed!
~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an **HI-5'ss** BellaSita Sistur
Now the questions really begin. Why did the lamb wander away? Was BoPeep not a good shepherdess? Was the lamb simply lost or running away on purpose? As for Mary, did she simply think the lamb was a stray and try to do right by it? You've opened a can of worms it's going to take the fairy tale community a good while to figure out.
I am totally knocked over (*ow*) at your powers of investigation, your elocution and your fortitude and deduction and...and...well, all your powers!
What great detectives you tabbies are! How come We all missed that?
You must be like the Mounties - you always get your man - er, your sheep!
Well, I'm glad that mystery is solved! I can sleep easy tonight. Good job!
Obvious when you think about it--staring everyone right in the face! Think the statute of limitations run out.
Who knew Mary was a hardened criminal like those Plank Road Opossums.
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