Wednesday, August 3, 2022

DE TROOTH IZ FINAL LEE REE VEALED

 

                                                               

 

white fish wavez everee one
  N welcome two a trout tee vee 
mizz tree eppa soda 

while de lazee food gurl 
haz been chillaxin round de houz 
statin thatz what ree tire mintz all bout 

uz trouterz.. me ...mackerull... N cuzin daiz 
haz been hot on de trail 
oh a on going mizz tree 
that frank lee 
haz had peepulz wonderin 
for 100’z oh yeerz
 
bout just de sam hell went down 

two day we iz buzzed happee 
ta ree port after much investigatin 
N snoopin round 

we haz final lee solved 
de age old riddle 
oh what happened ta 
little bo peepz sheep

ewe all noe it 

little bo peep lost her sheepz 
N dinna noe wear ta find em 

well we can... with.... out ....
a.... doubt.... confirmz 
that MARY haz em

 thatz rite 
MARY haz a little lamb

 N de lambz been followin mary ta skewl 
all thiz time 

well mary grad ewe waited 
frum skewl 
N sure enuff ther in de standz 
cheerin her on when maryz name waz called 

waz that lamb

we tried R best ta getz a foto 
oh said sheep ta show two bo peep 
wear de lambz been all theez yeerz 

but sum idiotz stood up 
ta leeve de ceremonee
 just az we snapped de foto

we due knot noe if bo peep 
had a ree ward for findin her lost sheep 
and frank lee we due knot knead it 

but ewe can betcha 
that we plan on tellin bo peep 
that mary had her little lamb 
all thiz damn time 
and may bee bo peep will prezz chargez


peace out n rock on 
heerz two a grate week oh end 
long live bee in noze ee

© august 03, 2022
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29 comments:

Mickey's Musings said...

So! A lamb follows Mary to school and Mary does not try to find the lamb's
home? Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I can sorta understand that, as a little lamb would be mighty cute...but still!!
Good thing you will let Bo Peep know what happened!!!
Keep us informed too because cats are curious!!!!!!
Have a pawsome week with your at home Food Service Girl!!!
Purrs, Julie

john said...

Cutting edge investigative journalism from Tabby Central! Keep up the good work, troops!
And, take it from me, lazing about is *exactly* what retirement is all about! Carry on!

The Florida Furkids said...

Excellent detective work. We hope Bo Peep is happy to see her sheep.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Your detective work surpasses that of Sherlock Holmes! Well done on solving the mystery.

Eastside Cats said...

Excellent work, kitties!
Don't count any sheep, otherwise you'll fall asleep...

Gidget Blue Sky said...

da mum likez grilled lamb wif a cabernay reduckshun

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "If it comes down to a brawl, my money is on Bo Peep. She has a staff she can whack Mary with."

CJ Kennedy said...

Mary and Bo Peep are sisters and they are always fighting over that lambie

Brian's Home Blog said...

Know we know the rest of the story...and it makes total sense!

meowmeowmans said...

That Mary is kinda sketchy, if you ask us. Well, now Bo Peep knows, right?

pilch92 said...

I am so happy that you solved that mystery. Can you find out why the chicken crossed the road now? Or what came first the chicken or the egg? :) XO

John Bellen said...

Ha! Good detective work, guys; I'll bet you're right. When they came home 'wagging their tales behind them', was that after all the years they were with Mary at school? (I'll have to borrow your solutions to tell others, if you don't mind.)

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

The sheep and lamb world is cut throat

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Whoa!! That mystery solution was right in front of all of us all the time, but it took you wise tabbies to 'get it' and tell the world all about it!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

No shortage of sheep these days, so there's always one for Bo Peep😸 Thank you for bringing comfort on the passing of my sweet Little Binky, dear Tabbies. It feels good to know that she had so many friends and that you were one of them. Very appreciated! Pawkisses from Heaven to all of you🐾😽✨

My Mind's Eye said...

Well done Tabbies. You should open your very on
CSI: Cats Searching and Investigating
Hugs to FS, Gma and you furries
Cecilia

My name is Erika. said...

Elizabeth asked me to pass on this info: Bleubeard and Elizabeth are still unable to access her computer but want you to know they are not avoiding you and will visit once they are back online.

Service Cats U.S. said...

Oh Kittens, That's just too funny. We would'a never thought about lookin' there fur sure. MOL We hope y'all have a great weekend. Big hugs fur all.

Luvs ya'

RaenaBelle and Zebby

Katie Isabella said...

Kitties! You got mom a laffin' and snortin' right here in the chair. She is still grinnin'. (seriously, Tabbies) Hey Dai$y, you up for some shopping?

John Bellen said...

Great detective work, guys. I wonder if Bo-peep's sheep really went back to her after Mary's graduation? (I'm going to share your findings on my end, if you don't mind.)

Luiz Gomes said...

Bom dia e um sábado com muita paz e saúde. Parabéns pelo seu excelente trabalho.

Anonymous said...

Once again your brilliant deductions are stupendous tremendous.
Its too hot to do anything but chillaxin--xoxo, Bibi & Meep

BellaDharma an BellaSita Sistur said...

Furabuluss snoopin......ummm deetectin Mackerull an Dai$y!!!
Yore THE BESTEST!!!!
Long live beein nosey inndeed!
~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an **HI-5'ss** BellaSita Sistur

messymimi said...

Now the questions really begin. Why did the lamb wander away? Was BoPeep not a good shepherdess? Was the lamb simply lost or running away on purpose? As for Mary, did she simply think the lamb was a stray and try to do right by it? You've opened a can of worms it's going to take the fairy tale community a good while to figure out.

Katie Isabella said...

I am totally knocked over (*ow*) at your powers of investigation, your elocution and your fortitude and deduction and...and...well, all your powers!

The J-Cats said...

What great detectives you tabbies are! How come We all missed that?
You must be like the Mounties - you always get your man - er, your sheep!

Three Chatty Cats said...

Well, I'm glad that mystery is solved! I can sleep easy tonight. Good job!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Obvious when you think about it--staring everyone right in the face! Think the statute of limitations run out.

Cathy Keisha said...

Who knew Mary was a hardened criminal like those Plank Road Opossums.