Wednesday, July 8, 2020

WHOOZ RITE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA 67,299

EARL LEE UR THIZ WEEK
LIKE MONDAY

WE ALL GETTED INTA
A DIZZ A GREEZ
BOUT WHAT SUM WERDZ MENT

COZ THERZ DE HOLE
WHAT WE THINK IN TROUT TOWN
VERZUZ WHAT PEEPULZ THINK IN
TROUT TOWNE

ORE ANY WEAR ELZE FOR THAT MATTER;  IZZUE

BUT TA GET TWO DE POINT
OH THIZ BORIN AZZ EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE
WE; ME TUNA, CUZIN DAIZ & MACKERULL
R GUED BOUT DE WERD TRANZPARENT

SEW HEERZ R TAKE ON THIZ WERD

DAI$Y: I SAID TRANSPARENT MEANS PLAIN, INDISPUTABLE,  STRAIGHTFORWARD
MUCH LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU COUSIN TUNA YOU ARE A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TUNA:  EYE DINNA LET HER FINISH BEE CAUZ COD ONLEE NOEZ
WHAT WOODA CAME OUTTA HER MOUTH

THEN EYE SAID TRANSPARENT IZ LIKE
PACKIN TAPE & WINDOW GLAZZ & EYE GLAZZEZ GLASS
& STUFF LIKE THAT THER

THEN MACKERULL HAD HIZ TERN

AND MACKERULL SAID: EYE WILL SHOW EWE ON WEDNEZDAYZ
EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE

TUNA: OH KAY
WELL HEER WE IZ NOW MACKERULL
SEW WHATZ TRANZPARENT


MACKERULL: TRANSPARENT IZ:




DAMN STRAIT

~~~~~~~

TUNA & DAI$Y: WHAT DE SAM HELL
HOW DE BE JEZUZ
DID EWE DO THAT

WE CAN SEE DE YARD & STREET N STUFFZ
LIKE RITE THROOO EWE

DAI$Y: TUNA, SINCE YOU LIVE WITH HIM YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID
VERY, VERY AFRAID

TUNA: UHHHHHH ~~~~

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT !

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE ICE CUBEZ


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All Rights Reserved



41 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

You are so talented, Mackurell!

Saku said...

Wow Mackerull! That is some majic!

My Mind's Eye said...

OMCs discourse amount the troops...thank goodness FSG was there to keep the flying spit and floating furs cleaned up. As for me...transparent is what my brain would be w/o your all and FSG to keep my mind sharp by reading your wonderful and cre8tive post.
Hugs to the humans and kitty kisses to you all
Cecilia

Kea said...

Wow, Mackerull, we don't know how you did that, but it's magic for sure!

As an aside, our human hopes "transparent" and "transparency" are two buzz words she won't have to hear again in retirement (retirement is some years yet), because in a business/work context, it's bull cookies! :-P

Brian's Home Blog said...

Mackerull, you totally win the debate paws down!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

WOW! That looks like another dimension, Mackerull...You're a Magician😸Transparent Pawkisses for a wonderful day🐾😽💞

Crafting Queen said...

wow, cool photos! You are such clever kitties. Have a great week and hope you get lots of treats. Purrs from Patch and FLower.

Anonymous said...

Geez...you are one elusive time shifter.

Budd

Sandra Cox said...

Daisy, you are so wise:)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow, Mackerull! There is no doubt about it, you won the disagreement paws down!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Although Dai$y had a valid point, Mackerull is the winner in this argument, I believe. Mack, you have grown into a fabulous and beautiful tabbie and the Trout Town Tabbies should be very happy you decided to make them your forever family. Now go be transparent with FSG!

pilch92 said...

Way to go Mackerull! Visuals are the best way to teach. XO

messymimi said...

Wow! Just, wow.

Tamago said...

Mackerull, you totally nailed it. That is what transparent is and you demonstrated purrfectly!
Also, Mackerull, you are looking super gorgeous :-)

Have a great day xoxo

CJ Kennedy said...

Mac, way to go little dude! And you is one handsome little dude, too.

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Mackerull is tranzparent! OMC! I'll bet you can sneak around on the Loan Shark and stuff.

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Oh my gosh. Mackerull dematerilized. There is no stopping her now.

meowmeowmans said...

Whoa. Mackerull with full tranzparentzy for the win! Damn straight!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Mackerull, you sure told them...no wait you *showed* them!
You have powers, you do for sure!!
Next thing you'll be going through walls...

John Bellen said...
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John Bellen said...

That Mackerull comes up with the strangest things. Who would have guessed he'd shake things up so much when he came to Trout Towne? That is the essence of transparency, right there.

Me said...

Yikes!
Stay cool and transparently correct--xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Catscue Cat Mom said...

That is some skill there Mackerull, ending a debate with a visual, no werdz needed! Pawsome!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Well Mac thanks for clearing up the transparency 🐱

Kitties Blue said...

We believe all of youz be correct in your definitions. However, that whippersnapper in your house has some magical powers, and we be thinkin' that maybe youz should be just a tad bit afraid of him. Youz all have a super weekend as well. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Mickey's Musings said...

Mackerull, we think you stumped the others!!!
You are so transparent!!! MOL!!!!
Purrs,Georgia and Julie

Dma said...

hey wait... i think i missed episdoe 62,458. can you resend?

Pat Hatt said...

now that is how you show the meaning of transparent haha

Three Chatty Cats said...

Whoa, what's going on with Mackerull?!? I guess he showed you guys!

Sandra Cox said...

Enjoy the weekend, tabbies and FSG.

The Florida Furkids said...

Wow....Mackerull, you really ARE transparent!!

The Florida Furkids

Mickey's Musings said...

Hey gang thanks for the tip on helping cats eat at the Conscious cat.
Purrs,Georgia and Julie

Smudge said...

The whole transparency thing gave me and dad the chuckles!

Annie Bear said...

Wow! Respect, Mack!

Sandra Cox said...

That Mackerull is awfully handsome:)
Have a great weekend. Put your feet up:)

The J-Cats said...

Ewe R all Rite...

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Mrs H said there is another meaning to trans parent, namely parents that are trans.... I think she means parents that have gone on a long plane or train trip, MOL
Anyways, that is one cool talent you have there; can you walk through things, like pantry doors and bank vault walls? I'm asling for a pal ;)
Purrs
ERin

Katie Isabella said...

Mackerull, you are the most transparent mancat I know. And I know a few. So, I (and Dai$y will always know what you're thinking as well as what you're eating.

The Whiskeratti said...

Wow, that is one pawsome skill to have.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Mackerull, the Magnificent Magician! We bet he can make a bag of treats disappear too!!!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Women love transparent mancats!!DAMN STRAIT !