whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin me toona but knot cuzin dai$y
ore me brother mackerull
both who wishez
eye wood getz another openin line
eye will givez it ..... sum thoughtz
two nitez eppa soda
iz bout that bass terd hare
that waz on last weekz showz
manee oh ewe said well, him IZ cute
& oh kay, we WILL give ewe that
but then sewz thiz dood......cute
thatz a piranha bye de way 😼
howeverz, we now haz PROOF
just how rood that bass terd hare troo lee iz
we waked up on fryday last
ta find thiz notez
sticked on de paddy oh door
N we gazed cross de lawn N saw thiz
ya can bare lee seez him
but himz ther
N heerz de note ♫♫
long with PROOF how ROOD thiz harez iz
knot ta just uz
but de nayborz two
reed on N ewe bee de judge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We’ll munch on carrots
in everyone’s garden
And we will not say please beg our pardon
We’ll munch on the bushes and eat tree bark
Morning noon and night & while it’s dark
We’ll eat your flowers we’ll eat that herb
Yea it’s too DAMN BAD if we perturb
we wont eat the clover we wont eat the grass
neighbors, if you don’t like this.. you can
KISS OUR ASS
signed: the neighborhood hares
& ther ya haz it
de nastee notez frum de bass terd harez
heerz two a grate week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
toy let paper
© JULY 22, 2020
All Rights Reserved
45 comments:
Yikes! I guess they are quite rude. Our note back would say, "We know it is hot, but stay out of our yard or you will get shot." Just kidding, we actually have one in our yard that the cats like to watch. XO
Rude to the inth degree is what I say just rude. You were raised in a barn I say!!! Go back to kindergarten learn to say, please and thank you and Mother May I...you know what they say about assuming
you make and ASS out of U and ME. Okay I'm done stepping off my soap box. Oh one more thing I think that hare's kissin' cuzzin is living here. Hugs and well done on this post...
Cecilia
How wude, indeed. The bunnies in my yard can’t reach Himself’s garden so they have to make do with the grass and clover.
I don't know why they have to rub their rude behaviour in everyone's face!
The bunny is kinda cute. The Piranha, not so much. MOUSES!
Well, my stars how rude can wildlife be ! Bet they wouldn't say that to your face.
How rude indeed! The rabbits we had ate the clover and whatever other weeds they liked in the yard and moved elsewheres in the neighborhood, probably to our neighbors' tasty gardens. Meanwhile we have been visited by the Einstein raccoons who managed to open our supposedly non-openable trash cans and they ripped open all the trash bags inside. Wild life sure makes for a wild life, dear Tuna. We're sure you will let that hare know what's what by return post. xoxo, Bibi & Meep
That was some hare raising note, they need to bunny hop off to somewhere else!
Whoa...those bunnies have their nerve..you can tell them for me that nobody's kissing anything, but when it comes to their asses, a good kick would work! - Tom x
Beware of Piranha! Well the nerve of those bunnies!
That hare and his friends really are the rudest! They would be laughing on the other side of their face if you got out to sort them out.
Hmmm, is it time for the Farmer MacGregor treatment? (He's the one who put a rabbit in a pie in the Beatrix Potter story.)
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Guess the Ra**its join the Bi**ds on the Sh*t List ;)
Purrs, Georgia and Julie
We never would have thought bunnies could be as rude as that one.
We saw that bunny and ran into the computer screen
Them be some rude bunnies. I'll bet they'd make some fine hasenpfeffer and some cat toys.
Dang, those hares at your house are rude, Tabbies! The ones here are much more polite.
Someone's a poet. Too bad your bunnies are so nasty. I have one that has taken up residency in my yard and now I think it has gotten into my dill plant. So I can sympathize with you tabbies and the FSG. I have lots of grass, but no clover. Maybe that's why mine decided to dismantle my dill. If you find a way to get rid of yours (safely), please share.
Oh, how scary piranha !.
Such as the wild fish lying out of the aquarium beware, friend
oh my what a rude little rabbit. lol Maybe if your human let you go say hello he will be nice to you. Have a great week kitties. purrs from Patch and Flower.
MOL, those are some rude rabbits! Our just stick to da clover.
Oh those bass terd hares! They are sooo rooood! Piranha may be more polite, though I'm not so sure about them being cute hahaha :-)
Oy vey, what is that all about?!?
Just 'cause the bunnies in our yard ate my columbine plant, and I didn't go after them with a pitchfork and flames, doesn't mean they have to be RUDE!
Tabbies, I think the solution is in the Piranha...MOL..Loved your poem btw😸Pawkisses for a Happy Thursday to all of you🐾😽💞
Wow, those bunnies are rude ! Someone has to show them who is the boss of the garden ! Purrs
Those hares need some manners already!
bunnies with attitudes. how cute.
Goodness them are some rude rabbits! Mom bean says we got one too, he ate all her peas (out of the pods), and has moved onto some flowers. Silly thing!
They are poetic, you have to give them that. :)
A literary hare:)
I'm a bit dubious about that note. One of my eyebrows is raised...
OMC! Rude indeed! How dare it(they)? There mn=must be some of their ilk here, cause somebunny or maybe someotherfur is lopping off all the flowers in our backwoods area. They seem to love the purple coneflowers...sheesh, which are of course the ones petcretary likes the best. Phooey.
Hope they don't dare to get the ones close to the house, let alone the flowers in the patio pots...eek. Hornworms on tomato plants are plenty enough rudeness, I say.
WOW.....those wabbits write poetry AND eat everything in sight! We have those things here and my Mom won't let me chase them. They are everywhere! I told her I think they are big rats wearing big ear disguises so she SHOULD let me chase them but she doesn't believe me. Love the poem though I have to admit !
Stay safe and well.......from The Ted O Nator and his Mom O Nator
Holy Carp!! That's one rood hare for sure!!
The Florida Furkids
Those wascally wabbits!!! We have some here too (though they are not as smart as your bunch--ours don't leave us threatening letters!)just leave us little balls of poo that Frodo tries to roll around in!!
Tuna, I was always under the clearly false impression that hares are sweet and timid. Thanks for revealing the truth!
Why, that hare's got some ball- I mean nerve! Ha ha ha, "long live toilet paper"- and disinfecting wipes, disinfecting spray, hand sanitizer, paper towels, etc., etc., etc...
Well! Of all the nerve! Those bunnies have some chutzpah!
You guys aren't going to take their cheek lying down, are you? Can't wait to hear what you're gonna do to them. It's time for PAYBACK.
What an ass tat hairy hare is! How rude....eatin all your stuff. Although I can't see where Dai$y will be upset there are n carrots left. It's the principle of their attitude.
Shoko
Well, guys, that there is a poem for the ages!!! You know, poetry might be somefing you have in common with that HARE. Just sayin'.
I seem to have guilted the Human into a post or three, and there might even be one this week about those AWFUL burdz! Good to see you again ;-)
Hmmm ... bass terd birds ... now bass terd harez ... we're thinking some cat there should do something about these threats to your sovereignty O'Trout Town. That poem was awesome though ... even if it was written by a totally NOT CUTE EVER bunny.
I guess that note was kind of rude. But still, they're just too cute (the hare, not the piranha).
This whole post was hilarious.
Love live toy let paper indeed;)
Hi kitties! We think you are really REALLY going to HATE our post tomorrow but prolly you should see it anyway--it's the stuff of your worstest nightmares!
Whoa! We were gonna say that fishy is so cute... but then.... mind blown!
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