WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN NOE ONE AGAIN
COZ WE IZ ONA BEE ITCHIN FEST
MANEE OH EWE NOE
WE DUE KNOT MINZE WERDZ
ORE MINZE PIE
YET WE WANNA BEE FAREZ
& LET EVEREE ONE NOE
THIZ BEE ITCHIN POST CON TANEZ
BEE ITCHIN WERDZ
SEW REED ON WITH THIZ IN MIND
& LET DE BEE ITCHIN FEST BEE GIN
👿👿👿 PIC TURE IN YUR MINDZ EYE
A GERANIUMZ FLOWERZ
THAT WAS BOUT TWO FEETZ WIDE
& TWO FEETZ TALL
& HAD BOUT TEN PINK & MAROON BLOOMZ
THIS WAS JUST LAST WEEK
ENTER DE BASS TERD
NAY BURR HOOD HARE 👿👿👿
SUM TIME ON SUNDAYZ
WHEN DE FOOD GURL
WAZ AT CUZIN DAIZ' HOUZ
SAID BASS TERD NAY BURR HOOD HARE
INVITED HIZ SELF TA LUNCH
LIKE WHO DE DAMN HELL
GAVE HIM AN INVITEZ
N HIM STARTED MUNCHIN A WAY
ON DE FLOWER
N DE BASS TERD HARE
FINISHED IT OFF BYE TWOOZ DAY
YA BASS TERD
MIND EWE ITZ HOTTER N HELL OUT SIDE
SEW WHY DE SAM HELL
HIMZ OUTSIDE IN DE FURST DAMN PLACE
WHEN HIM SHULDA BEEN INSIDE
IZ BEE YOND UZ
N YEA DE DAMN TEMPERATUREZ
LIKE IN DE BASS TERD
DAMN 90'Z
MONDAY BEE FOR DE GURL WENT TA
HER PLACE O EMPLOY
DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK
EATIN MOR OH DE GERANIUM
UZ CATZ EVEN YELLED THRU DE GLAZZ
& HIT DE PADDY OH DOOR
BUT DID HIM STOP CHEWIN
DAMN SAM HELLZ NOE YA BASS TERD
ON TWOOZ DAY THEN
DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK AGAIN
TA FINISH OFF DE GERANIUM
N NOTHING IZ LEFT BUT DAMN SOIL
TIME SLOT:
THIZ BEE EARL LEE MONDAY
N WHAT WAZ LEFT
ON DE TWO BYE TWO GERANIUM
THIZ BEE EARL LEE TWOOZ DAY
EWE CAN SAM DAMN HELL BETCHA
WE IZ KNOT
REE PEET
KNOT
GIVIN DE EASTURR HARE
ANY PROPZ NEXT APRILZ.....
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE FLOWERZ
🌸🌺🌸
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All Rights Reserved
39 comments:
That was a terrible thing that hare did to the geranium. If only the hare could be converted to a lawn mower . . . Stay cool, mes amis--xoxo, Bibi & Meep
Doggone hare. Hope it gave him indigestion!
That poor geranium is hare today...gone tomorrow.
Mom bean says that apparently that geranium was especially tasty. Yuck!
Hopefully the hare leaves the rest of the plants alone.
I agree with Brian...poor Gerry Geranium...this was surely a 'hare' raising nightmare. All that time it took Gerry to grow and flourish and all the TLC from FSG...in a New York Minute speedy hare ate it. YES indeed who issued that invitation? Cheeky little hare sitting smack in the middle like the owns it. Now that I have read this I'm 100000% sure it was a hare who ate my hosta leaves to the nub...but low and behold the spike was not bothered. I bloomed but boy did it look funny sticking up like that just out of the dirt without any glorious foliage. Sending my sincere sympathy
PS thank FSG for this hilarious (sorry Gerry) story. I laugh with you not at you as I too have been under 'hare' attack
Hugs Cecilia
Oh no what a bad rabbit. Bet it was fun trying to catch him. Sending lots of purrs from Patch and Flower. We have been good girls this week, only been catching furry things. x
That bunny feasted! Poor flowers, but quite a sight to see, nice photos!
ahh he/she is just enjoying a refreshing salad. can't blame him/her for that. well i guess you can and did...
OMG. What a cute little geranium killer.
Your bunny. My Japanese Beetles. Sigh.
Thank you for your kind words and thoughts about Mina we truly appreciate it. We are very sadden right now and it helps to know that you understand.
~Annabelle,Boo, Ping, Jinx, & Mom D
Oh no, that poor geranium. It didn't stand a chance against Evil Hare.
Wow, that bass turd hare was mighty hungry. We are sorry it was at the expense of your geranium!
What a rude bunny not even asking if he could make lunch out of that geranium.
You need a tortoise to beat that hare.
OMC that bass terd hare! He was fully on that geranium and seriously left nothing! Well he invited himself to the lunch, now you gotta invite him to your lunch table!
Wow, he ate it right down to the ground, didn't he? It must have been very tasty to him, a delicacy. No wonder he didn't budge, even with all the cat commotion going on...
Wow, that rabbit thought he had it made, till it was gone...now what will he nosh on?
The nerve he has, sheesh. Did he not see the no trespassing sign?
Brian's comment made me laugh. Sorry about your geranium, but the bunny is so cute.
Oh no....that hare sure did a job on your geranium.
The Florida Furkids
bass terd bunny! why wood yoo eat geraniumz? dey r berry stinky plantz. i bet hiz breef stinkz now
At my house, it is the bass terd lawn guys that ruin my plants.
Oh nose dat no good hare!! Him must has been super hungry... Our Gram has a bunch of no good deer dat like to eat her roses.
xoxo,
Matilda & Matt
Question for the day. Why can't that hare eat kibble instead of geraniums like a normal four-pawed critter?
We feel your pain Tabbies!!
All of our hostas are inside the bellies of the vishus deer!!!!
At least the other critters eat some weeds :/
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
WOW! That is one pushy wabbit. I think you need to call Elmer Fudd. XO
Oh, we know how it feels when they do that, Tabbies. We didn't know that they eat Geraniums...well, now we do. We have to admit that it's a cute little bunny though...MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend to all of you🐾😽💞
Oh no!! That poor geranium. But that chomper is one little cutie!
How dare that hare! Why, for demolishing that geranium you oughta bonk him on the cranium!!
What a daring hare. Then again, maybe he just thought he'd clear it out so you could use it for litter art lol
I've got a couple of his cuzins livin' here--eatin' me out of house and home!
Yup! That geranium is definitely a goner.
We have a sort of bunny cousin who lives with Mummy's stepsister. She pees on effurrything and effurrybody (the bunny, not Our Step-Auntie - MOL), but We neffur yet heard of her daring to eat their geraniums - and they have a LOT of geraniums!
Poor geranium ! What a rude bunny ! Purrs
Hope everyone is having a great weekend, even the bass terd hare.
Peepers is gonna be joinin' your fest on account of some BEE (or wasp) havin' stung her and now makin' her ITCH. Well technically, the itch is gonna come later. Right now she says it just hurts. MOUSES!
I have NO IDEA how I missed this post, but I agree that the bunny is a real menace. By now I'm sure it has found greener pastures, or geraniums, but it has done nothing for your plants.
If you buy another geranium, you should get a warranty to have the seller replace it if a bunny attacks it.
Squiggles would like to thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes. It made him feel special for once.
That DEFINITELY could not be mistaken for a bunny buffet (aka garden). The nerve of that bunny! That said ... shortly after I adopted Bear Cat, we moved. I got a plant as a housewarming gift - so I put it in the window. Next morning, I came out to an empty pot and a pile of soil. The ENTIRE plant was gone - roots and all. All these years, I've blamed Bear ... but perhaps that bunny or a bunny gang of his relatives broke into our house and stole the plant, framing Bear!
Is that geranium making a comeback or is it flat out gone?
How awful that it was all eaten!
Whoa! Easter bunnies are supposed to bring treats, not eat them. Only thing worthwhile would be if after eating the geraniums, he sh@t out some chocolate.
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