SCREEN TIME

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TEE VEE

FRUM DE LAND OH TROUT

WEAR EYE TUNA AM DE HOST

AND KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: SO THIS INTRO

IS SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THE

"STARRING ME, TUNA

AND NOT COUSIN DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL "

INTRO ?

MACKERULL: YEA, EWE SAID LAST WEEK

YA WAZ GONNA CHANGE IT

 ME & CUZIN DAIZ

IZ STILL KNOT GETTIN ANY PROPZ

TUNA: EYE SAID EYE WOOD THINKZ BOUT IT

AND THINK EYE DID

DAI$Y: THAT'S DEBATABLE; THE THINKING PART

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: AM EYE GONNA BEE ABE BULL

TA GET ON WITH THIZ BORIN AZZ SHOW

ORE WHAT

DAI$Y: I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET ON WITH

GETTING OUT OF HERE, BYE

MACKERULL: AND EYE THOUGHT EYE

WAZ GONNA GET SUM

"SCREEN TIME"

CUZ EWE ...TUNA

SAID EYE WAZ OLD ENUFF NOW

TUNA: IF ITZ

"SCREEN TIME"

EWE WANT

GO FOR IT... EYE AM WATCHIN EWE

MACKERULL: ALL RITEE THEN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME.....ONE MINIT"

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME  ..5 MINITZ

TUNA: OH KAY THATZ MOR N ENUFF

SCREEN TIME

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME.....7.8 MINITZ"

TUNA: WHAT PART OH

THATZ ENUFF

DUE EWE KNOT UNDERSTAND

"MACKERULLZ SCREEN TIME...15 MINITZ"

TUNA: THAT DOEZ IT

CUT FILM

TUNA TEE VEE WILL REE TERN NEXT WEEK

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE MY PATIENZE

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ROOD AZZ HAREZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

starrin me toona but knot cuzin dai$y

ore me brother mackerull

both who wishez

eye wood getz another openin line

eye will givez it ..... sum thoughtz

two nitez eppa soda

iz bout that bass terd hare

that waz on last weekz showz

 manee oh ewe said well, him IZ cute

& oh kay, we WILL give ewe that

but then sewz thiz dood......cute

thatz a piranha bye de way 😼

howeverz, we now haz PROOF

just how rood that bass terd hare troo lee iz

we waked up on fryday last

ta find thiz notez

sticked on de paddy oh door

N we gazed cross de lawn N saw thiz

ya can bare lee seez him

but himz ther

N heerz de note ♫♫

long with PROOF how ROOD thiz harez iz

 knot ta just uz

but de nayborz two

reed on N ewe bee de judge

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We’ll munch on carrots in everyone’s garden

And we will not say please beg our pardon

We’ll munch on the bushes and eat tree bark

Morning noon and night & while it’s dark

We’ll eat your flowers we’ll eat that herb

Yea it’s too DAMN BAD if we perturb

we wont eat the clover we wont eat the grass

neighbors, if you don’t like this.. you can

 KISS OUR ASS

signed: the neighborhood hares

& ther ya haz it

de nastee notez frum de bass terd harez

heerz two a grate week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

toy let paper

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WHAT DE DAMN SAM HELL

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN NOE ONE AGAIN

COZ WE IZ ONA BEE ITCHIN FEST

MANEE OH EWE NOE

WE DUE KNOT MINZE WERDZ

ORE MINZE PIE

YET WE WANNA BEE FAREZ

 & LET EVEREE ONE NOE

THIZ BEE ITCHIN POST CON TANEZ

BEE ITCHIN WERDZ

SEW REED ON WITH THIZ IN MIND

& LET DE BEE ITCHIN FEST BEE GIN

👿👿👿 PIC TURE IN YUR MINDZ EYE

A GERANIUMZ FLOWERZ

THAT WAS BOUT TWO FEETZ WIDE

& TWO FEETZ TALL

& HAD BOUT TEN PINK & MAROON BLOOMZ

THIS WAS JUST LAST WEEK

ENTER DE BASS TERD

NAY BURR HOOD HARE 👿👿👿

SUM TIME ON SUNDAYZ

WHEN DE FOOD GURL

WAZ AT CUZIN DAIZ' HOUZ

SAID BASS TERD NAY BURR HOOD HARE

INVITED HIZ SELF TA LUNCH

LIKE WHO DE DAMN HELL

GAVE HIM AN INVITEZ

N HIM STARTED MUNCHIN A WAY

ON DE FLOWER

N DE BASS TERD HARE

FINISHED IT OFF BYE TWOOZ DAY

YA BASS TERD

MIND EWE ITZ HOTTER N HELL OUT SIDE

SEW WHY DE SAM HELL

HIMZ OUTSIDE IN DE FURST DAMN PLACE

WHEN HIM SHULDA BEEN INSIDE

IZ BEE YOND UZ

N YEA DE DAMN TEMPERATUREZ

LIKE IN DE BASS TERD

DAMN 90'Z

MONDAY BEE FOR DE GURL WENT TA

HER PLACE O EMPLOY

DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK

EATIN MOR OH DE GERANIUM

UZ CATZ EVEN YELLED THRU DE GLAZZ

& HIT DE PADDY OH DOOR

BUT DID HIM STOP CHEWIN

DAMN SAM HELLZ NOE YA BASS TERD

ON TWOOZ DAY THEN

DE BASS TERD WAZ BAK AGAIN

TA FINISH OFF DE GERANIUM

N NOTHING IZ LEFT BUT DAMN SOIL

TIME SLOT:

THIZ BEE EARL LEE MONDAY

N WHAT WAZ LEFT

ON DE TWO BYE TWO GERANIUM

THIZ BEE EARL LEE TWOOZ DAY

EWE CAN SAM DAMN HELL BETCHA

WE IZ KNOT

REE PEET

KNOT

GIVIN DE EASTURR HARE

ANY PROPZ NEXT APRILZ.....

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE FLOWERZ

🌸🌺🌸

© JULY 15, 2020

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