Wednesday, August 1, 2018

MEEN WHILE INA BAR CROSS COUNTREE

white fish wavez everee one
if ewe joined uz last week 
ewe will noe de tee vee receptshunz
wented funkee 
thanx KNOT ta thiz

FOOM



                        whilez we werk ta get 

de caybull re stored 
we wanna share with ewe
nother interveew 
that was happenin
live 
cross countree 

that frank lee
we dinna noe nothin bout 
til R
danger gal pal 
 sended uz sum foot age

thiz iz what her cap sured 
on her tablet videe oh dee vize

roll film whirrrr ~~~~~~~~~

dateline: 7.11.18
time: 10:34 dark o clox
locayshunz: a bar cross town 
in de jersey state

CK genovesee: yo codd mother 
N capo tuna 
so here I am at my favorite hang out 
chillaxin N waitin on a friend 
and look who just strolled in 
and up to the bar...


 I can tell this bass terd 
is up to no good 
Ima gonna don a quick disguise 
and make like I am a reporter from 
station WCATZXYZ 
and we're doin a 
how ta keep cool in the summer time 
interview


CK: ah.. excuse me gents 
I'm a reporter with one of the 
local stations 
and wondered if I could get a few 
summer time tips from you 
on how to stay chillax

Dol Phin: I would prefer 
NOT to be on camera 
coz the missus thinks I am working late

CK: yea, ok sure 
I'll have the edit crew cut you out 
before air time { riiiiiiiight }

de LOAN: I'll tell ya how to keep cool in summertime 
SEAWEED...

CK: seaweed ?  
new health gimmick....or....

de LOAN: no, ya grab ya a bunch of seaweed, hang it from the rafters of say

oh, like a TEE VEE station 
and once gravity brings the water
down to floor level
the rest of the seaweed 
follows close behind and
FOOM

CK: hold up there fin face 
waddya mean by a TEE VEE station 
I thought you were going to share a drink 
or smoothie recipe

de LOAN: and it's also great for taking out an

Dol Phin: uh, dood, 
you've had too much to drink 
next thing you'll be saying is 
how ya meant to take out trout.......

CK: trout ???? wait just a damn minute

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CK: sorry guys 
that's all I was able to capture 

I forgot to charge the battery 
before I headed out

Codd Mother: CK, that's alright 
we heard enough 
and are forever in your debt

cat father, capo tuna, associate mackerull
we all know what we need to do
~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live for ever friendz
♥♥♥ 

53 comments:

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL,
You better make sure there is extra strong organic nip in that nip a tini the shark has and maybe CK has a hidden hammer to knock him out just in case Mr. Shark shows he buttock.
Happy Wednesday hugs madi your bfff

Eastside Cats said...

Excellent reporting, CK! But, methinks there is trouble brewing...

Pat Hatt said...

Darn those batteries. Who knew that seaweed was so useful, maybe not useful to some though haha

Cathy Keisha said...

Who knew you had to change/charge batteries in this here thingy? Sorry 'bout that.

Unknown said...

I don't trust that Dolphin with the sharp teeth. Best be careful with any follow ups, CK, k?

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

while i would comment that a beret would have really added to the mustache and overall costume - your interview skills are without reproach! Great intelligence gatherer CK!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Now you know who, the question is what are you gonna do about it?

A few Good Cats said...

In Vino Veritas! Well reported, CK.

Mickey's Musings said...

Thanks to CK being pawsomely sneaky, you now have some answers!
We can't wait to see what you're gonna do.
His should be good. Heh,heh,heh!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

pilch92 said...

Good job CK. It is hard to get an interview with that sneaky shark.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh they will learn not to mess with CK!

Ivan from WMD said...

That was some great undercover work!

The Whiskeratti said...

And here we thought dolphins were supposed to be nice! That makes us sad.

John Bellen said...

Geez, it's a good thing CK was there to see that - and quick thinking on her part to don her Hercule Poirot disguise!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

CK's batteries failed and the tape in my VCR ran out, so I was late seeing this today.

Great disguise and great reporting skills, CK. The tabbies are proud you are in their corner. I just hope de Loan doesn't get wind of what the tabbies have in mind to rectify the situation.

A bit of advice: stay safe and have each others' backs. De loan can strike at any moment as you noticed last week.

Crafting Queen said...

Remember extra batteries next time. lol Have a great weekend kitties. Sending purrs Skipper. My human said thank you for the kind comments on her makes. :)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Quick thinking and great work from CK Genovesee. Good disguise too. I would never have recognised her. At least now you know what caused the Foom! I hope you have a good plan of action for that slippery pair.

CJ Kennedy said...

Great job CK

Kea said...

Super sleuthing on CK's part! Now we'll have to wait to see how this dastardly villain will be dealt with!

Valentine said...

EEK! THAT "bass terd" is at it again, and he's comin' after you and he's gonna' mess with your show, again! What in tar nation! Maybe you can trap in his own seaweed?!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Somehow I think Da Loan has been caught red-finned ...and he took CK's bait, hook line and sinker! OMC! Its going to be exciting now!

Dma said...

that is an awesome disguise.

stellaroselong said...

Why is it that men never want to be caught on tv a drinking instead of working.........ump...we love interviews. mags and gus

Deziz World said...

Sounds like it's time to go after the loan shark. We can't believe dolphin's in cahoots with him. Hmmmpht Ya' just can't trust any fish. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Great Job....BUTT too bad 'bout da batteries. Just when things were gettin' good! BOL

My sissy Lexi says thank you for the wonderful Blogville welcome!

♥♥♥♥♥

Sandra Cox said...

The way it's raining here, and the way the water is flowing in the yard,the seaweed would fit right in.

Kitties Blue said...

Wee bee so confused. If any cat can get to the bottom of what is going on with the foom, it will be C.K. Hope she can clear things up for us by next week. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Annie Bear said...

That sure was a clever disguise CK Genovesee used. Will little Mackerull kick de LOAN's azz? Hopefully, he will with Capo Tuna, Cat Father, and the Cod Mother's help. We can't wait until next week to see de LOAN get his!

Me said...

Seaweed and water on the floor? Transmission interrupted? Now you really can get the Feds FCC on this case in your corner with as much as lifting a paw (although it would be nice to go all smacky paw on them perps). xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Erin the Cat Princess said...

That De Loan may have cooked his goose! Yikes the geese are in on it too! You guys need to make like.... well something serious shark UN friendly in violent in a non violent way as this is family blog, and sort out those two fishy characters pronto! Is there a hound handy?
Purrs of anticipation for a sliced and diced next episode..
ERin

Colehaus Cats said...

Geesh, go home, sharks. You're drunk! Good thing that "editing" thing worked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Florida Furkids said...

Too bad Dol Phin stopped deLoan. We think the Codd Mother has what she needs. Great disguise CK...we NEVER would have recognized you!

The Florida Furkids
ps - Mom is making COD for dinner tonight!!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

NO WAY!!! It's time for these two to sleep with the fishes!

Anonymous said...

Ck you are a wonder. You must have many disguises. So Dol Phin is one of those guys rthat plays around on his wifr. Hey, maybe wifey pooh plays around on him too. That would be cool.

Shoko

Three Chatty Cats said...

I barely even recognized CK in that disguise. But I guess the lesson learned here is to always charge your battery.

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

BUSTED! I think the disguise helped!

Smudge said...

Awesome disguise, CK. Sure couldn't tell it was you...

meowmeowmans said...

CK, that was some excellent undercover work. But yeah, we think those two are up to some shenanigans!

Tamago said...

LOL LOL CK did great job with disguise and checking on the fishy guys! She got lot of good information but what about trout, I wonder! Looking forward to finding it out!
Have a great weekend xo

Saku said...

Well done CK! It's pretty appawant who was doing what and to what that caused the outage. We have no doubt you kitties will take care of things...you know what we mean.

The Swiss Cats said...

Good job, CK ! Now you got some information ! Purrs

Fr. Tom Fish said...

CK Genovesee, you're a reporter after my own heart. Better luck next time, but I think you got enough to run with..Tom x

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh CK what a clever disguise and who know dolphins had teeth like that...teehee

Sandra Cox said...

CK's disguise rocks.
Hope everyone is chillin' and letting FSG do the same.

Noodle Cat said...

Great job guys!
Have a super Sunday...

Noodle and crew

Sandra Cox said...

Well it's dark o clox here and I'm turning in.
Sleep well.

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

Hi - So, just wanted to let you know that your comments are not getting eaten by sharks, my silly assistant couldn't figure out how to switch off comment moderation. Sigh ...humans.

Timmy Tomcat said...

The seecrits keepin on keepin on tellin CK. Dem Fishie factoids izz not foolin diz fooler cuz ah been foolin da foolerz.
Yessir
Yer Bloo Buddy
Buddy Budd

Adorapurr said...

I have no use for dwunken Dol-Phins n Shawks. Them always smell fishy to me. Which is not a bad thing, except when I get aller-gees and sneeze boogies all over my food. Just saying...

Anonymous said...

Oh My Cod! Oh My Cod! Oh My Cod! You got CK to help you guys!
Totally PAWSOME< I bet she told the Dol-Phins & Shawks a thing or too.
Purrs
Marv

Anonymous said...

Great detective work from CK and The Tribe of Five things you guys need to keep a close eye on those shady sharks!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto & The Tribe of Five

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

EEEKKKKK A shark!!!!
An that Doll Fin...shady like a tree mee finkss!!
Wee sure has missed yur ongoin saga here...
***nose bumpsss*** Purrince Siddhartha xXx

Colehaus Cats said...

Not even one phone call?? That's your right, ya know. Oh, Mackerull, you do know how to frame the setting. We can only imagine your bewilderment, but hey! To get outta that broiling weather must be oaky, right?