a mackerull moe mint continmewed
now that eye had been moved
frum solla tarry
ta de rec room
eye culd see eye had
me werk cut out for me
but a nap waz ree quired
furst
may bee eye waz gonna
werk off me foodz bill afturr all
bee for eye hada chanze
ta scope out me new digz
eye waz bak in sum kinda
tranz port dee vize
N eye waz on de moove again
consigliere boomer waz rite
eye waz gonna knead
ta give up me pazz a port
sew travel waz outta de questionz
onze gain we drived 18,402 milez
N got ta sum place
that had other catz in it
and d.a.w.g.z
az well
eye hada feelin oh doom
N that sum thin bad waz bout
ta set it self upon me
but eye tuffed it up
N ree maned silent
sum dood ina white coat
came in N talked ta me
then took me a way
sew long food servizz gurl
eye said
it waz nice noe in ewe
N de big katoona
even if it waz
but a breef few minitz
then sud den lee
eye waz bee in put thru de ringer
....FOOD GURL...
come bak
eye yelled
N her dinna
sew eye YELLED
& her still dinna come back
sew eye YELLED N YELLED
til final lee...ther her waz
thanx bee ta all de codz in de seaz
$67,095 dollarz later urr
we waz bak on de road again
me witha bag fulla drugz
N de food gurl witha
emptee bank account
onze eye got bak home
eye did like boomer
N burned mee pass a port
toll de big katoona eye waz heer ta stay
rememburred boomer toll me
ta all wayz bee thanx full
then eye cal cue lated
how long it wood take me
ta scalez thiz barrier ~~~~~~~
heerz ta a happee healthee
week oh end
long live fencin
we R sorree we haz ben
bad vizitorz
thiz week
therz a lotta funkee
goin on in Tt
49 comments:
Mack, we are so glad that you are home to stay! Hope whatever funky is happening around there, that it will soon pass and life will be back to normal.
Oh No Mack did that fix you even though you were not broken! Dang it...hollering for help on deaf ears too I see. Whew the good news is the food service girl came back and I hope and purr she bought your food before she emptied her bank account. I bet you were over that barrier in two shakes of a cat's tail
Hugs madi your bfff
Oh wow, what a tail that was! Many of us have been there, so we understand. Hopefully the FSG will get more green papers soon cuz you NEED stuff! Toys and treats and a wide range of bedding selections to choose from.... The essentials.
Mack, trust us, that visit to the person in the white coat will make you a happier kitty for the rest of your life. ��
As for the barrier, we bet it didn't take long to figure out a way around or over it!
Sounds like you made the right decision to burn your passport. Enjoy your weekend kitties. Skipper sends purrs. She does not like sardines. lol Tuna is more to her liking. :)
Oh, you got the snip snip? That just isn't nice lol empty bank account is good payback though. Best to burn that passport indeed.
Sorry for all the deletes.Mum must have had a long day and her brain stopped working:/
We know all about those people in white coats.We are OK with them but prefer being home.
We are glad you are staying. You are cute!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
You are a brave boy, you have been through some scary stuff in your little life. I hope you have a nice weekend. Sammy the shop vac will try to visit you with a cake, but be careful, there will be a file in it to help you get through that fence. XO
Good idea burning your passport. I'm so glad you're here to stay!!!
How scary for such a little boy! All we can say is it's a good thing our mom doesn't know where you are, else she'd catnap you in a heartbeat!
You're not alone, Mack. Ink did not like the V.E.T. He yowled the whole way in the car to and back. (He didn't like the carrier or the car ride) He would be real quiet at the V.E.T, but he'd shed like crazy. Then when we got home, he would give us the cold shoulder for awhile.
Gotta keep yur eye on the white coat guyz! Nice you got away with a big stash of drugs! They will cure what ails you. Glad you is now without a passport and a member of the Trout Towne commune.
I sure am glad that is over for you and you are back home, yes, really home!
Mack, you will be so glad you set down these memories while you are still young. We know we are.
Who needs a passport anyway when you'd rather be home sweet home? - Tom x
Mack, it's so great that you're truly home. The lady definitely commiserates with the FSG on vet expenses!
I think you'll scale that fence in no time.
I hope all is well in TT!
I set my VCR at 5:00 a.m., then took off for bed and forgot to hit record. Now I am really late.
Dear Mack, I knew this trip was inevitable, and it was important in order for you to continue to live in Trout Town, too. Just be thankful Food Service Girl was not only kind enough to take you in, but also kind enough to empty her wallet on your operation. You won't remember it in a few hundred zillion hours, anyway. Probably tomorrow in fact. Now it's time for you to feel carpet under your feet rather than the mean streets.
BTW, it took Squiggles about two weeks to learn to climb/knock over a box my tv came in that I put in the kitchen door as a barrier to the dining/living room.
Hi, LilMack!!
Wow that was some scary trip you had to use the passport for. Glad you put it away forever.
I love how the grid on that so called barricade frames you inside a heart. That is because you now are LOVED!
I hope your new FSG can soon refill her bank account...she might need it to fill your bowls with lots of yummy noms, and fish:)
Smart kitten! Sticking to Trout Towne sounds purrfect! Have fun!!!
it's a very good idea to take a nap when you have your work cut out for you.
That was purr-ty hairy there. I think those white robed ones might've been aliens experimented on you in that room! EEK! But maybe, just maybe, they gave you some extra-sensory powers? Maybe the mother ship will come looking for you?! Maybe the big katoona will watch your back. Winky winks.
Sweet Mackerull, I squeed over your required napping photo :-) Your yelling scene was so moving. The people in white coats are scary and they sure empty the bank account...! But it's a good thing FSG took you there! Good luck with that barrier :-)
Thank you for tuffing it out, sweet Mackerull Boomer Junior Butter Feeld! And thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, food servizz gurl for coming back for you! Bet you wasted very little time with that pesky barrier 'cause, you see, those were meant for climbing! Kisses to you and LOTS of hugs to the gurl!
Now you have a forever home so no more need for a passport! We squee'd at your photos!
Funky in Trout Towne has us intrigued, as do you, little fella. We've been to a place like you went to and are not fond of it. Sawyer suggests that if the food service girl tries to take you again, poop in the transportation device on the way. Might as well make it not so much fun for her either. Take good care of yourself. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
I am glad the FSG came back for you and you burnt your passport. I hope the big bag of drugs make you feel better and the FSG's bank account refills.
What a precious little package (I say that every time ... because that's the first thing I think). No need for the passport - where else would you want to be?!?
We'd give up our passports too if we had to go through all that travel. But you're finally home. Er, you are home, aren't you? Or is there another trip coming up?
Wow, with all them miles under your belt you surely qualify for free air-miles and a va-cat-ion, whatever that is. I just go on holiday, MOL Dude sounds like you ended up at just the right spot, and that FSG will be going without treats for a while which means she loves you very much.
Purrs
ERin
so glad to hear it's safe to burn your passport little guy!! You are so so sweet I can't stand it--Frodo was a little sad to hear that your passport was burned--he wants to know if that means you won't come visit him in canada?
Gosh what a scary twip yoo had, lil Mackerull. I'm so glad yoo are back home and never have to worry about where yoo will live ever again. I hope the medicines work. Love to Food Service Gurl
Mack! Dude! That is what happens to us cats! It is hard on the peeps too (as well as their pocket books). I am sure the food service grrl was as happy to bring you home too! And You WILL be much happier!
Purrs
Marv
Home at last! I'd say this was the end of your adventures, but I have a feeling it's only the beginning - but all of them will be good ones, Mackerull.
Aww...you're such a little banker already, little Mackerull and such a cutie pie too. We're so happy that you have found a furrever family, especially with the tabbies. You deserve it! Pawkisses for a Happy Sunday to all of you :) <3
Mackerull, little guy, we are so happy you got rid of your passport as you will not need it any more. Keep in mind that you have so many new friends now that if Food Service Girl needs any help with your care many of us are here to help out. So we got your back, little dude! Just be happy! Luvz, Patzy
This was so cute. What a little sweetie. Empty bank account. Heh. I can relate on that one.
Oh no! I fear I'm going to be headed down this terrible road and meet the guy with the white coat. I thinks we'll both be happier Mackeral. I'm debating whether I should burn da passing port or hang onto it for a wee while.
If this lady has no money how will she feeds me? Things to ponder.
Budd
Oh no! He didn't steal your things that make you a boycat, did he? Boomer gave you great advices to burn that passport.
Good job burning that passport, Mack. Who needs it anyway? After all, you're home to stay, right? Hooray!
We ar reelee gladz yoo get thru diz sorree situAtion. Been da longer timer fur me sincz ah wented thru da samez ting. Ah did git ta seez Einstein git da choppeer MOL.
Mack yoo gonna bein da biggist bigger shotz EVA!
Yer Blue Buddy
Buddy Budd
So glad you are back safe and sound. Thought I might have to come rescue you from that evil place with cats and dogs and VETERINARIANS with those pointy shot things.
Da Boss
Wow that is the puddddddiest blanket we have ever seen! Thank you for your visits to our bloggy..... we are still hanging in there as you can see. Hope you are recovering from the visit to the stabby place...mommy says those places are needed from time to time...much love from little Miss Hope
Drugs and empty bank accounts huh? We know all 'bout those empty bank accounts. We're glad you're back and hope it was nuffin' serious. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
We're glad you're home for good! And we agree, burn that passport! Then you never have to leave again. P.s. We hope the funkees go away soon. We've had the same thing here at the White House.
We're glad everything went well ! Burning your passport sounds like a great idea ! Purrs
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Meow Mackerull yore a brave little man cat! Me thinks you will feel MUCH better soon an you won't have to make THAT trip again.
Me nefurr had a pazzport to burn. Me onlee came to THE Purrfect Pad with 2 peeces of paypurr....
We have lotss to bee great full fur....Me has Lady Meowy an you have Food Service Girl.....
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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