last week if ya reeded me post
ya noe eye came face ta face
with bullee cat
when eye saw him eye said
be jezuz ewe IZ big
then him HIZZED me
N asked who sent me
eye ree plied Sauce of Fishbone
N Sauce said ta tell ewe
pay back izza b.i.t.c.
then de big katoona inter rupted me
N asked:
how did ewe lurn trout speech
how did ewe lurn trout speech
frum consigliere boomer eye said
N eye got street cred
just like him
inta solee tarry
wear eye ree maned for weekz
dayz even
N de furst thing eye did
waz poopz on de floor
why knot... itza toy let room
then that food gurl picked it up
N put it ina litterz box
N her did a BAD JOB
sew eye had ta show her
how a box getted used
N covered
N covered
her leeved de room
N came bak witha blankit
N sum food abullz
N her chillaxed ther with me
fora few
then sudden lee it went ta dark o cloc
N eye waz in thiz room
bye mee self
eye tried talkin ta porcelin god
N him waz az much conversationz
az de toy let paper
that eye gave a good rollin two
N now eye am b.o.r.e.d
{ N dont say thiz ta
de big katoona
but eye waz scared two}
sew I started singin songz
N eye sang songz
de live long nite
N never onze waz
N came bak witha blankit
N sum food abullz
N her chillaxed ther with me
fora few
then sudden lee it went ta dark o cloc
N eye waz in thiz room
bye mee self
eye tried talkin ta porcelin god
N him waz az much conversationz
az de toy let paper
that eye gave a good rollin two
N now eye am b.o.r.e.d
{ N dont say thiz ta
de big katoona
but eye waz scared two}
sew I started singin songz
N eye sang songz
de live long nite
N never onze waz
quiet....trooth
sew that food gurl
terned ona ray dee oh
bout 3:39 AM
sew eye could sing a
long with it
afturr 9 yeerz
eye waz pa rolled
ta de cell next door
N eye said ta mee self
eye haz werk ta due
but furst eye must nap
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
long live open spacez
♥♥♥
sew that food gurl
terned ona ray dee oh
bout 3:39 AM
sew eye could sing a
long with it
afturr 9 yeerz
eye waz pa rolled
ta de cell next door
N eye said ta mee self
eye haz werk ta due
but furst eye must nap
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
long live open spacez
♥♥♥



49 comments:
Mack, what a life story you've got! And, we cannot wait to hear some more. Is it okay to SQUEE!!! over your cuteness...even for a rough, tough kitten like you?!? *psst...listen kid...treat the food service girl right, and you've got it made in the shade...ya listening to me?*
Wow, you did what on the floor? You have a great human. lol Enjoying your story. Purrs Skipper.
Magnificent Mack tell the Bullee you have friends in high places and low....for that matter and you need to be treated with love and appreciation...'cause we were all w/o a home at sometime or another.
I heard your singing...and think you might need to join a choir.
Hugs and Happy weekend to you and the food service girl and the bullee too
Madi your bfff
Mack, your story is riveting!
Laura, oh, he looks so small and scared in those pics, he just breaks my heart. I'm so glad he found you!
You mean your singing didn't lull the FSG to sleep? She has no taste haha hopefully the bullee has come around.
I think that means you are a radio star now so that bully better watch out!
Your new accommodations look so much nicer than being with the porcelain god and having to yell Sgt. ROURKE. Your blankie looks soft and fluffy. Things will get better, little dude
How sweet of food service girl to give you a radio and a nicer room. I hope she learned from you how to use the litter box :) I bet you can make some nice art with that too. XO
Excellent job, teaching that silly hoomin how to use a litter box. They really are very incompetent in so many ways. We know this is a tough time right now, but it will all get better. Lots to like, living on the inside.
Julie knows what you mean Mackerull.
When she first got here, she lived in the room with the toilet and paper roll.That's when she decided that she was going to be the queen cat and rule the house.She still reigns :/
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
Hope you make it through boot camp!
You are a furry speedy learner, Mr Mack da cat...good werk!
Did you hear our mom SQUEE!? Even though we're all deaf now, we have to agree that you are one cutie little boy!
Oh, your human is going to cherish these memories later... maybe not this instant, but soon and for the rest of her life...
Thank COD for that parole...those confined spaces can be really scary, specially when you've been livin' in boat landia. Hope you're settlin' into your new digs and charmin' that Tuna dude with your adorableness. We'll be keepin' our eyes on you. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Mackerull, we are pretty sure you're gonna be just fine. After all, you've got that street cred, and you have chutzpah, showing the FSG how to use that box! Sing it loud, and sing it proud!
Awww Mackerull, sounds like big bullee kitty was impressed by your trout speaking skill! And good job showing food service girl how to use the litter box :-) You are soooo adorable on comfy blanket. Glad you have a wonderful home. Kisses xo
it's never a good thing when the first thing someone does is poop on the floor.
Oh, to hear those night long tunes. Maybe you're meant to be an opera singer! Yeah, we can see that on the As Seen on TV infomercials, Mackerull Boomer Junior Butter Field belts out the best of Vivaldi! Just $14.99 for CD, $24.99 on DVD!
You certainly got good advice from some tabbies that have beeh ere before you. But singing to the toilet and rolling the paper around won't get you anywhere good, even with the Bullee cat.
Dear Food Service Girl,
When I first got Bleubeard, he had been living in a barn. There was a sandbox that hadn't been cleaned since he was born, so he thought it was OK to "go" anywhere he chose. I got him in late November and when people asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I said I want this darn cat sandbox trained.
I finally took it on myself to do it, and watched Bleubeard as he started to go on the carpet. I picked him up and put him in the sandbox, then purred/mewed and stroked the (EXTREMELY CLEAN) sandbox. It took about three days and he was sandbox trained, BUT the funny thing was, every time he used the sandbox, he would make the same purring/mewing sound I had. He only stopped doing that after Squiggles came along.
Of course when I got Squiggles from the shelter, I made sure he was sandbox trained. I didn't want to play surrogate cat again.
Oh MACK! What with this and that here at the house, I missed seeing you, handsome boy! And I am caught up on your story! Your food serviss girl knows what to do, when and how to do it. XXX
Oh my whiskers! The staff put you in solitary because you were visited by a bully??? What is wrong with theses humans? When we have woodland visitors it gets our Tucker's whiskers in a twist and he has been known to leave a "present" by the door where the vicious beast came by. You have my condolences and never stop singing the song of your people!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Oh Mack! What a cutie you are. Okay...we know...you don't wanna be called cute. Hey, what kinda music do you like to sing to?
What a precious little creature you are, Mac! We bet you'll grow on the other kitties and they'll love you too!
Goodness Mackerull, you sure are a quick learner. We're sure that big bullee cat is gonna like you fine once he gets to know you.
Great work on teaching the bean how to use the litter box.
AWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW such a cutie GGGAGAGGAGAGAGGGG
Please excuse the above, my assistant just went gaga over little Mack. XOXOX, Da Boss
It sounds like you got the Big Katoona worried now he knows you were sent by Sauce and got taught street cred by Boomer. Good work teaching the FSG how a litter box should be used, and for your wonderful singing performances.
Little Mack, you do look scared but I won't tell Tuna. Good job on showing that food gurl how a litter box works. It was nice of her to turn on the radio so it could accompany your singing. You're such a precious little guy. It's hard to believe now, but you'll be as big as Tuna some day. I love your story!
Oh! My Cod! What happened to that blanket! And boy oh boy Mack, you are growing!
Purrs
Marv
It sounds like you're learning a lot fast, Mackerull. I liked how quickly you showed what the litter-box is for. Don't be too frightened; you'll get the hang of everything pretty quickly.
We are just so fascinated by your narrative; hey we are very new here and just learning how you speak LOL!
Emma and Buster
So what, everybody poops on the floor once or twice. We learn, right? Love the toilet paper roll thing, too. Oh, and dad says to share that he yells at porcelain gods now and then too as part of his job. It's funny how when someone calls that theirs is full and won't go down it's the porcelain god's fault... Happy weekend y'all.
Awww. Little sweetie.
How's the Food Service Girl holding up?
Well, you sure let everyone know you were there and you were not happy with your accommodations!
Mack what a story you have to tell! We all had our time in the room alone with only water and some nuggets and toys. But it won't be long until you have run of the whole place!
Mack you beez goods and then looks cutes and then they will let you outta derh... just keep looking cutes and stuff.
I bet you have a beautiful singing voice! And gosh, 9 years is a long time to be in that toilet room all by yourself. Glad you finally made parole!
Mackerull I came back to carefully re-read your story and admire your total adorableness as I wait here for Dai$y to show, and the plane for flight CA618900-2=-1=at 8:17 . 5 for 2 ain't nothing to be sneezed at. Even multiple times in Mom's face. I hope you'll teach ME some street cred. I am too feminine. NO one is wary of me.
Sorry you were singing, but nopawdy was listenin'. At least you didn't get put in the stinky garage. And if you get bored next time, you could turn on the water and have a nice cool fountain drink and breath in some steam from the tub to clear the sinuses. I think you were just quarantined to make sure your references cleared and you didn't have any past associations with the Loan Shark or the "turkeez."
SO CUTE!!! Love how they decide to nap once you finally get up! Toy let Room -- ha ha!
Heck, all those years in solitary, and only toilet roll for company and the radio! I hopes the food was good though?
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin
Thank you for the advice about the sardines. Unfortunately she did not touch it. :( She did eat a bit of food today, thankfully.
Wow...9 years????? That's a looonnnngggg time to be in solitary!!
The Florida Furkids
Whoa! You got the solitary punishment. The FSG is trying to show you she's boss but you know better cos Boomer taught you street cred.
How nice to meet you! I hope you’ll soon make friends with the rest of your crew, like I have with Pablo.
OMC and MOL Let me tell ya' Dide, you made our mommy make sounds we've never heard. They scared us silly. She says she used to foster young kittens and could see and hear this whole scene in her mind. She laffed so hard we thought she was gonna flood the house with pee and cough up her lungs and cry her eyes closed. We hope you get parolled soon. Ifin not, let us know, we'll come break ya' out. We don't know how much more of this our mommy can take. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
We're so far behind in visiting your blog. We're so sorry.... we miss you and love you guys so much. We do think nine years in solitary is totally unfair. You should hack up a hairball every day.
Mackerull is tough + tender!!!!
You are one adorable sweet rough tough man cat!
(((hugs))) Sherri-Ellen & angel Purrince Siddhartha
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