Wednesday, August 8, 2018

MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD

a brief behind the scenes note


it was my intention at the start of 2018,
 to continue the CODD MOTHER series 
with this year focusing on part deux 
"the bass terd LOAN saga"

while I had story line created up until last week's post,
quite frankly, I am clueless at this point how to continue

so until a dumb ass idea hits me mindz eye 
as da tabbies say... de LOAN'S story 
is on hi eight uz ;) 

now on with this important announcement
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 my name iz mackerull 
boomer junior butter feeld 
N thiz iz me storee

eye get ta tellz me storee 
over de next few 
coz big brother tuna toll me 

him... N cuzin daiz ...N cat father 
waz takin sum thin ta 
de mattrezzez 

N eye waz two young yet
ta tag a long
even tho eye haz street cred

anyway thiz iz bout how eye
landed in trout towne

de day waz all reddy ternin ta hot
 it had been like 489 degreez
in de shade for

dayz..... on...... end 

N joolie 18th 
waz noe eggz ceptshun  

eye waz hot, tired, thirstee
N lookin for sum chow 

sew waz me mom N siblingz

  that mornin eye dee sided 
ta take a wee bit 
oh a walk a bout 
when what ta me wunderin noze 
did smell ....but sum food!!

eye yelled for me familee 
that eye finded sum thin ta eat 
& ta come join me

 but they waz noe wher 
ta bee found
ore they dinna wanna bee found
purrhapz

we had been livin 
under a boat bout 20 milez
SWNE oh trout town
for like 892,011,489,139 minitz
N time waz marchin on 

then eye spied that food

N sum timez hungree
makez ya forgetz bout safe tee

sew eye ran up two de foodz 
N started chowin down
   
next thing eye noe
eye am bee in hauled off

tozzed in jail N ther eye waz
stuck bee hind barz


 may bee eye waz spozed 
ta pay up front 
for de foodz

may bee de charge card 
eye waz gonna uze waz bogus
 who knowz 

but bee hind barz eye waz 
N knot an a tern knee in site
N frank lee 
all eye could due was chill

waz eye scared
ewe betcha

waz eye wunderin what
happened ta me mom N familee
ewe betcha

N eye just hoped N prayed
they waz gonna bee 
oh kay

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ta bee continmewed

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live rezcuerz
♥♥


53 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

It's good to learn a bit more of your story. You are such a cutie, and we are so happy you are in good paws now. We hope your family is ok too.

PS: just keep in mind, the longer this hiatus lasts, the more trouble Loan will make! He's even corrupting dolphins, and we didn't think that was possible.

Eastside Cats said...

Mack, appears that those bars may have lead you to freedom! We hope your cat family was also found and rescued. You listen to the wise words of Dai$y and Tuna, and you won't go wrong.

Kea said...

We've been waiting for your story! Oh we hope your family is okay, maybe they were rescued too. If not, at least we know you have your forever home. Our biped is completely ga-ga over you and squeeing like a fool.

Me said...

We can wait on the Loan saga. Mackerull is way more fantastic and important!
Purrs, Meep

My Mind's Eye said...

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld under normal circumstances, I, Madi(son) D Cat would send a fella a cake with a file in it to facilitate his attempt at freedom; however, it is my humble, educated with a PhD in what is best for you, I think you are better off behind bars with a bed and grub 24/7.
Sincerely Madi(son) D Cat

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I think Mack's family was too smart for the food in the trap trick and steered clear. We are interested in your biography about how you arrived in Trout Towne.

Pat Hatt said...

Those bars sure brought you to a great spot, although no one likes them. That food must have needed a credit card.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yep, sometimes those bars reveal a much better life!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It must have been scary to be behind bars and not know what you did to end up there, but sometimes being locked up is a good thing. You are now finding out how good the indoors is with food on demand and a comfy bed.

Deziz World said...

Oh Mack, you are just soooooo cute. We're sorry you got snatched and taken to the slammer, but trust us dude, you hit the jackpot. We're sure purrayin' fur your furmily and hope they're okay too. We can't wait to hear the rest of your story. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

pilch92 said...

I am impressed at your excellent writing skills at such a young age. I can't wait to hear more. I hope your mom and siblings are OK. XO

Lone Star Cats said...

Dood, I wuz born behind bars. Bad to da bone.

Sandra Cox said...

Oh, bless your heart, FSG. I'm so glad you rescued him. Do you know what's become of the rest of his family?

Ivan from WMD said...

You must have been so scared! We're glad you found this family and can't wait to hear more!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Well it is for sure gonna be ok now buddy! Cause you landed in the most perfect home!! (and you should always keep a credit card on you at all times to avoid getting arrested dude!) Hope to hear if the rest of your family is ok!

Annie Bear said...

Little Mackerull, it’s so nice to hear from you. We are so glad you’re safe, well fed, and in a super great forever home!❤️

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

It's good to read a bit more about your back story, dear Mack. You won't go wrong listening to Dai$y, but sometimes I wonder about Tuna. However, that doesn't really look like a jail to me, but a way to escape the streets and the horrors that they cause. I am sure you worry about your family, but you have a great new and welcoming family now, and the FSG will make sure you always have food, health care, and a cozy bed for you. And Dai$y and Tuna will be your new family and take you under their wing. Welcome to your loving forever home, you cutie.

Crafting Queen said...

Glad you found the food and got out of the heat. Hope you were not in jail for too long. lol Have a wonderful week kitties. Thankfully it has finally gotten cooler here. I feel a lot better now. Purrs from Skipper.

The Swiss Cats said...

We enjoyed learning more about you, Mack, and we're glad you found a great family. Purrs

CJ Kennedy said...

That must have been so scary, Mack

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

OMC little dude, what a story and we can't wait to find out more... but let me and The B Team say this, mew couldn't be in a better place effur, Trout Towne is epically epic and mew've got the bestest FSG in the biz - little dude mew hit the jackpot like a million squillion times offur!

Big hugs

B&TBTB xox

PEEEE.ESSSSSS. Smooch got Tuna's email and they're planning in secret where to go right now on the next Smooch Around The Wurld, and don't wurry about passports Smooch has that covered - he's a wizz at that! MOL MOL

Tamago said...

Mackerull, I'm glad you forgot about safety when you ran to the food because now you are really safe! I hope your family is OK, too. Looking forward to knowing you more :-)

John Bellen said...

I have a feeling this story is going to end well. And writing of stories... It seems to me that, having already spent a little time in the pokey, Mackerull might be able to add a chapter or two to the saga. It never hurts to bring in a rookie to provide fresh insight to an investigation.

Marg said...

It is always good to find a great family and it sure looks like you have done that. Good luck to you.

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Mee-you Mackerull Boomer Junior iss a REEL pleasure to meet you!!! You landed on yur pawss inn Trout Towne!! Thee 'food service gurl' iss one of thee sweetest peepull inn thee werld. An thee Tabbiess are luvley!
Mee LadyMum looked at yur foto an xclaimed 'Oh what a hansum little fell-oh!'
Wee can hardlee wait to know more about you Mackerull…
Sinseerlee, Purrince Siddhartha =^,.^= an LadyMum :)

Mickey's Musings said...

We do not mind puttin' the Loan Saga on pause for a while because we really like learning about you Mackerull !
We think you are mighty handsome.
Mum thinks you are "so cute". Well, you'll find out how weird human mums are soon enough :/
Welcome to the Blogosphere dude!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Saku said...

Okay, we are some PO'd at our mom bean 'cuz we totally seemed to have missed your coming to Trout Town Mack. (or if we didn't, our mom bean's memory sucks)

Glad to meet you and we are pretty sure this is gonna be a great story

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! That coulda been my story; in fact, it's very close, Mackerull. They sent me to the slammer for the crime of being hungry. I fought but to no avail. Those bars are strong and I could have used something strong from the bar.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Hey there, Mackerull Boomer Junior Butter Feeld! What a scary start to your story! Can't wait to read the rest of it! (My brother once had a cat named Boomer.)

Dma said...

you've lived quite the life already mackerull...

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy weekend to all of you, including you mackerull
boomer junior butter feeld.

The Florida Furkids said...

We think this story is going to have a VERY happy ending!!

The Florida Furkids

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Welcome, Mackerull! We can't wait to see what you and your siblings get up to! [and writer's block is the worst ...]

Katie Isabella said...

Mackerull! Welcome and so glad to see you. XXX I can't wait to read the rest of the story. XX How scary that was but I am hoping and looking for a happy wonderful ending.

Smudge said...

Oh Mackerull, as others above have said, it sounds like Trout Towne is right where you want to be and there couldn't be a better place. It was nice to learn some of your story, too.

Noodle Cat said...

Hi Mackerull!
Don't worry you couldn't be in a better place.
Have a wonderful weekend everybody...


Noodle and crew

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Well Mackerull you've had the most colorful life so far and we think it's only gonna get better and better!

Annie Bear said...

Hi, guys! Hope you're all having a nice weekend. Thank you for your note about the fires. We're not in any danger but the one called "Holy Fire" is somewhat close and actually made the sky black here two days ago. It's so sad and we're praying for the firefighters, animals, and people.

Katie and The Katz said...

Well sumtimes Mackerull - best to pay ups fur the foods by coming into the inside worlds and doing kitchen duty... don't worry all you gots ta do am lick the bowls clean that's all... beside maybe a bit of visit to a vet or sumpin. All goods and better fur yous indoor world welcomes you home. -Chiquita who am never wants to go back to the outdoor worlds agin.

meowmeowmans said...

Mackerul, it sure is nice to meet you properly. We are glad you went after that food like you did, because NOW you're safe and loved and part of an amazing family.

The J-Cats said...

Hi there, Mackerull Boomer. We think you will find you are exactly where Fate intended you to be. We are looking forward to hearing the rest of your tail - er, tale.
And We wanted to tell you - you are a furry cute kitty.

A few Good Cats said...

Ooh, Mack, you are a lucky little fella. We are glad to know you!

Sandra Cox said...

Hope everyone's weekend at Trout Towne has been filled with fish, lazing in the sun and butterflies.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Sorry to be so late for your very special tale, Mackerull Boomer! Heck that does sound like your preferred payment option was low on funds. I know mine was when I was poorly on the streets. But it does seem kinda rough to slammed in de slammer or jugged in the jugger just for being hungry. Still I bet you are heading for something extra special and a ride of a lifetime! Till the next exciting chapter.... Toodle pips and Purrs
ERin
PS, did you see any small sharks whilst you were out there, I mean like backstory?

Valentine said...

I sure hope you continue with the cod mother series, 'cause it is super fun, but then so is this post today! Lil' Makierull, maybe your "familee" will decide to join Trout Towne too?!

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Happy endings are on their way! Hope we get back to the other story soon. Nip is good for inspiration! - Tom x

Sandra Cox said...

Glad to hear I'm not the only one that hits a clueless point on a story line:)

Anonymous said...

Mack the Boomer, you were assaulted! Did you get to eat the food? If you did that was a high five. Looks like prisdon transport may have great things in store. We'll stay tuned.

Shoko and Tyebe

BeadedTail said...

We can't wait to hear more of your story! Come see what showed up at our house. You're way cuter!

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

Hi, Mackerull! We are so happy to meet you and so very glad that you are in a loving and safe home now! We have not been around, but we think of you all. <3

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Awww, Lil Mack, you were wise to get that food, even though you didn't think so at that time, Did ya?!
Yes, jail is a scary spot to be in...and I hope you nevfur have to deal with it again.

I can't wait to hear the rest of this tailio.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Oh, look how sweet you are, you little Mackerull. It must have been scary that they put you behind bars, but it's for the best of you and I believe you don't have to pay for anything at all, sweet little Pumpkin ;) Triple Pawkisses for a wonderful week ahead to all of you 🐾😽💞

Kitties Blue said...

OMC...could you couldn't be any cuter or smarter! You stumbled yourself right into the purrfect spot for an itty-bitty kitty like yourself. We cannot wait to hear more of your story! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer