LIVE.... FRUM UNDER DE BED IN HIDIN ~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y & me

toona

we iz broadcastin two nite 
frum under de bed 
sew if de ree ceptshunz poor lee 
thatz why
coz oh de mattrezz 
& box springz 
N dust

last week we promized ewe 
a visit two de snake pit 
N over de week oh end 
thatz eggz act lee wear we waz
at de racez bye de snake pit   

itz long known 
that heer in de land oh trout 
we haz been called sissee pantz 
coz oh R feer oh snakez 

N ya noe what they say
face yur feerz head on 
N ewe will be stronger for it  

well, we figured vizitin de snake pit 
at de 5000 
wood be a good way ta start off

what with 9836 million peepulz ther 
may bee we woodna be sew scared   

sew with that bee in said 
heerz a re cap oh a rerun 
oh R vizit ta de racez

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GREETINZ RACE FANZ
WE IZ BUZZED HAPPEE 
TA BEE BROAD CASTIN
TWO DAY 
LIVE FRUM DE 5000

PLEEZ TA FORGIVEZ 
R SHOUTIN 
BUT WE CANNA EVEN HEER 
R OWN MINDZ EYE 
WHAT WITH DE NOIZ 
FRUM DE CAR ENGINEZ

EACH YEER 
WE HAZ PANZEED OUT 
BOUT GOIN TWO
DE SNAKE PITZ 
BUT THIZ YEER WE IZ GONNA
GO FOR IT

PLEEZ FOLLOW UZ 
AZ WE MAKE R WAY
TWO DE PIT

PARDON...PLEEZ EGGS CUSE....
CAN WE GET THRU..... 
{ push shove push }
BE JEZUZ 
CAN YA GET DE HELL 
OUTTA DE WAY

{ crowdz  }

NOW IF WE CAN GET 
DE CAMERA CROOZ
TA PAN OVER TWO DE PIT 
WE ~~~~~~~~

HOLE LEE SHITTZ 
N CRAP ONA CRAN BEREEZ

CUZIN DAIZ 
EYE DUNNO BOUT EWE
BUT WHAT SAY 
WE GET OUTTA HEER

dai$y: right with ya on this tuna

tuna: FAAAAAAAAA

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tuna: N thatz why we iz 
broad castin 
frum under de bed 
coz we iz both still scared

pleez join uz next week 
when we is bak in R chairs 
in de stew de oh

coz we got sum footage 
frum nother race 
cleer across de countree.. thanx ta
 sammy de shop vac

N bee for we sign off
a HUGE THANX
ta R gorgeouz gal pal 
cathy keisha
who taked de time 
long with TW
ta eggs plane GDPR 
in her May 28th post
sew we could tranzlate it ta trout


heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de mongooze

{ N like yea, wear de sam 
hellz waz ya dood on sunday }