white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta trout tee veez
yeer lee ree run post
bout...bass terd turkee burd
roll film ~~~~~~~ whirr
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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25 comments:
Too bad you kitties couldn't have just locked the doors, so no one could enter!
I, Precious, am thankful my hoomans noe no one to invite fur da dinner.
Soz, they had chicky only fur one day. No left overs fur anyone. I am happy
kitty fur no company but these 2 nutz I live with.
And while I commiserate with you, Tabbies, I have to leave a note for Dai$y. I am on my way to be there with her for the sales on handbags. Please let her know. She's got her cell phone buried down deep in her handbag and can't hear me.
You mean you didn't save it for 2024? Ir you could maybe ship it off to MaryLego (that's down FlahYeeDay way you know), there's an orangee person there who'll eat anything any day any time or wear it atop his head when his other fethers are mussed up ... sorry. Should not speak ill of high holiest ones or those who think they are high holiest ones I meant. Sigh. Vote Blue.
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No Bass Turd Turkey here anymore...thank COD!
There hasn't been any turkey here in years. Truth be told, I don't even like turkey! But holidays surely do mess up routines and some relatives can be...challenging. Here's hoping you've blocked it all from your minds...at least until the Christmas holidays arrive! :-D
I have Bass Turd Turkeys walking aeround my yard. It is very upsetting.
AFter almost a week of leftovers, I feel the same now about turkey. XO
We never have that turkey burd here gang.
Next year, bar the doors!
Don't blame you, Tabbies. I'm not a fan of turkey, either. However, it's one of Calli and Quill's favorite. Especially the one that has little bits of cheddar cheese in it. I hate cheese, too. Have a great weekend.
That bass terd turkey sure has a lot of uses. Too bad it had to be used at YOUR place, Tabbies!
Tabbies, we don't have turkeys here, not in the garden and not on our plate...but we don't have Thanksgiving here either😺Double Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead to all of you💗🐾😽💞
And now you know why I don't like turkey!
Lulu: "7,884 pounds, wow, no wonder you still have turkey left ..."
Java Bean: "I'll help you eat it!"
Charlee: "Ewww, but it's turning green and fuzzy."
Java Bean: "I don't mind!"
OMCs I hope this will not damage our friendship BUT I am 100% a lover of Turkey...If I could I would have turkey or it cousin chicken several times a week.
BUT alas Bryan has a foul opinion of fowl...I can sneak it in to the menu about 2 times a month.
Huge warm hugs
Cecilia
Being cats is hard. Maybe next year it will be different . . .
xoxoxo Bibi & Meep
I hate to admit it, guys, but the leftover bird sounds good enough for me. You could send some our way, if you like...
No burd here for these vegetarians! You're welcome at our house next year.
wood filler... ha!
Amarula suggests that next time you guys give all those guests a good bite on the ankle-it's the best way to guarantee they won't be back next year!
Fank goodness dat stinky ole bird is gone!! Now on to da Chrissymas good smells and my beloved tree :)
xoxo,
Matilda
You had best come over here and We can go and have a trout barbeque in the Enchanted Forest. That should help you forget the trauma of Thanksgiving.
I must say I am shocked that you would even let a berd carcASS in your house, much less eat it all up, with days and days worth of leftovers. Were the kitties allowed to have any? They could help you get rid of it faster. Sounds like a real nightmare to me.
Nonetheless, it was a pleasure to hear from you. Better start planning for Thanksgiving next year. Purrhaps you could barbecue it outside, so the stink doesn't purrmeate your house forever.
Oh, no! I'm sorry you've endured such travails.
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