white fizh wavez eveee one
N wel come
two a trout tee vee post
that eye wanna call
thiz iz knot what eye thought
it waz gonna bee like
sew de food gurl said
sinz eye had been a good boy
for two dayz thiz yeer
eye could go see santy
clawz with me wish lizt
AWESUM eye said ta mee self
and eye set a bout
makin me lizt
then checkin it knot twice
but 15,293 timez
then de big day final lee ah rived !!!
let me just bee gin
bye sayin knot onlee iz
thiz knot like ewe see
in dee mooveez
but all sew
it waz knot like eye thinked
see in santy clawz
wood bee like
take a look ~~~~~
EYE AM HEER SANTY CLAWZ
WITH ME LIST
SAY...WEARZ YUR LAP DOOD ??
IZ EWE EVEN LISSTIN TA MEE ???
oh kay then
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de out rite LIEZ
oh de food servizz gurl
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28 comments:
Oh OH! Let me offer compensation for this awful disappointment. Head straight over,. don't worry, you have the coordinates in the tunnel already. Lots of trips back and forth with me and Dai$y after all....I'll be waiting. XXOO
OMC how could the food servizz gurl lie to you like that? What a disappointment.
She is untrustworthy, that food servizz gurl!
whatz with da santa no lap, no hands fur writin' down what yoo sayz, no legz to stand on. Git real sum one.
OMCs maybe FSG will rethink that rash decision
When it is time for her EOY review you will remember this
Hugs Cecilia
We hope Santa brings you everything on your list and some extras too.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
LOL! You could come here and see our Santa (in the mall) -- he's fabulous, his beard is real and he just looks like the real deal to me. :-)
Well that was a big disappointment! I do hope he was listening to your list, even if you didn't get to curl up and nap in his lap.
Ah, Santa's head on a pike. Sorry, Dude.
Sadly, I have learned that hoomons have a shifty side, especially when it comes to going to see the doktor. However I have good mews. My momma's daddy is Santa CLaus. I have a pikchure to prove it. So I will put in a good word for yoo and yoor list will come true. Love, Dori
Well what a disappointment! Not just a Santa without a lap, but that the FSG lied to you too!
Dang, that was a pretty sad turn of events!
I think she should be on the naughty list for tricking you. XO
Never trust a human who is in service to food.
Hmm, there does seem to be something odd here, Mackerull... But don't worry, Santa Claus hears you regardless, and knows what you want. And I think you already have the best possible gift: a wonderful home and a loving human.
Mack, you totally got punked by the FSG. A Santa without a lap is about as useful as a bassterd burd!
Santa himself is at the North Pole, supervising and getting things ready for the big night. He has deployed tons of his helpers, who look just like him, to be his eyes and ears around the world. This one had ears, even if he doesn't have a lap, so maybe your message got through loud and clear anyway.
And you can always write to Santa at northpole.com/mailroom/default-before.asp
Oh DEAR🎅🏻
That wasn't nice of the FSG...maybe we can dig up some coal for her stocking...
but...did you hear any giggling...we think that was our petcretary...
Hmm, we don't think he's listening to you. Something's definitely not right here. But what is right is our THANK YOU to you for visiting us over the past week and leaving kind words for the loss of our Olivia. Thank you *leaving white fish wavez*
Oh no! With no lap to sit on, how will you tell him what you want for Christmas?
Lulu: "Hmm, that Santa may not have a lap, but our Dada thinks there's a non-zero chance it has candy inside of it, so it's got that going for it ..."
Lol tgat Santa is a bit lacking. You were definitely lied to.
That is simply pawful! Such a cruel deception. We think you had better come over here and assuage your disappointment with a Hanukkah feast with us. We are having Trout Latkes. It's a new recipe We've invented. Also Trout sufganiyot (donuts).
Boy, I'm going to visit the J-Cats! That sounds unusual and worth trying! Let's all go together. Their Enchanted Forest is NICE! Let me tell you.
He should not be hiding in a plant! He should be in a parade!
~giggle~
That was a mean trick! The only thing that could've made it worse is if you got there and a bird was pooping on Santa's lap!
Looks like Food Service Gurl put one over on you kitties - MOL!
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