white fizh wavez
everee one N wel come
two R an ewe ull bass terd
burd day ree run
trout tee vee post
if ewe haz ben round a while
ewe noe wear thiz iz goin
two morrow iz
de day we HATE DE MOST
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place
with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz
coppee N paste
who iz heer ta help uz re post
R bass terd burd day post
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place
with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz
coppee N paste
R bass terd burd day post
frum yeerz past
take it a way coppee N paste
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sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for
de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a way
they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
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it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap
we wood rather eat a shoo
give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz
noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up.. de.. turkeez.. buttz
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may yur travelz bee safe
yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed
hope everee one haza
hope everee one haza
grate week oh end
peace out N rock on
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza .......
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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27 comments:
BRAVO!!! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us!
no turkee burd here tomorrow. but we gotz de chicken that musta flew away
fur-om de pill grams. happee thankful day to u all tomorrow. i pursonally hope i kin go outside fur a while. precious
no burdz here too marrow, jus filet minion, happe thanksful day too ewe
Dearest Tabbies I hope this will not alienate you but I
purrsonally love turkey...but just the white meat
Hugs Cecilia
There will be no turkey tomorrow here, either, as we celebrated our Thanksgiving in October. I wish you all a wonderful, burd-free holiday! :-)
Lulu: "That turkey looks yummy! Although our Dada doesn't like roast turkey, so rumor has it we will be having pasta ..."
Java Bean: "Ayyy, you know 'WE' won't be having anything."
Lulu: "Sad but true."
Charlee: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Happy Thanksgiving to the food girl and to all the kitties.
Darn it. If only they would have shot a donut instead of that bas terd turkee. Happy Thanksgiving, though, sweet Tabbies and FSG! XO
We hope you have delicious wonderful treats for a Happy Thanksgiving.
stay warm, stay safe--xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
I think they had fish at the first Thanksgiving. I think you would approve of that. XO
Happy Bass-turd burd day!
I like what The Florida Furkids commented: Happy Bass-turd burd day!
I bet there won’t be any burd on your table tomorrow! Happy Thanksgiving!!
I have never heard the story of the Pilgrims told better.
I do enjoy this story, every year. Thank you for posting it.
I pray you and your family have a blessed and beautiful Happy Thanksgiving, and plenty of trout!
Dude Come on! *Hen tugs*. We gotz impawtent stuf to do! cough cough… *spitz feffer out* 😜 😂. Looks arouynd for Platelicker who is bar tending tonight.
Tell u r foodgurl, my foodgurl says a big HI 🙌👋
I always enjoy your Thanksgiving story!
Happy Thanksgiving anyway ! Purrs
Happy thanksgiving all of you. Hope you had lots of good treats. Sending purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. xxx
This may be a re-run, guys, but it made me smile nonetheless. And it put the idea in my head of a fish-fry for Thanksgiving next year...some deep-fried cod, maybe? Mmmm...
Eeew! Stuffing that's been up that turkey's butt!!!
We neffur thought of it that way before. Mummy will neffur be able to eat stuffing again (mol)!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Quite right about the birds. Stuffing has never been our thing irrespective of where it's been, MOL
ERin
We hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
i didn't know the Mayflower stopped here because someone had to pee. but that makes perfect sense.
Even with Bear's great love of flightless birds ... he wouldn't have touched a turkey with a 10-foot pole ... unless it was to whack it over the head.
I goodness- I know this is a ree run, but these always make my dad laugh til he almost pees himself or spills his precious coffee.
Your blog has become a sanctuary of knowledge and enlightenment for me.
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