whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta trout tee vee ree run
326..128.36
heerz R
post frum easturr past with high pawz
ta all R rabbit and hare palz
take it a way copee & paste
with easturr
bein
rite round de korner
we wanted ta offer
a few safe tee tipz
we troo lee
hope
everee one
takez inta consider rayshun
coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day
while easturr can bee
coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go ~~~~~
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over
de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther
kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
at de end
rell a tives
they canna stand
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
could care less
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin
everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weekz ago
then
they get colored
dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz
de bass terd
burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noes what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
~~~~~
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hit......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
hole.... lee.... $hit......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two
fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it
de hole bass terd BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
coz why in de sam hell
doez any one
wanna eat this
Be it
boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a stooooooopid
bass terd
chcickn BURD
~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
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33 comments:
Happy Easter!!! Mom has that problem when she pix de shells off de bass terd burd eggz too.
Happy Easter! Though from your post, Easter doesn't sound like something anyone would want to celebrate. Ha!
P.S. Please thank the FSG for the e-card she sent a couple of weeks ago. It meant a lot, I just didn't have the mental/emotional energy to send a thank you at the time. ♥
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter, tabbies and FSG. Your rerun had me laughing again, especially the last where you ask about why we eat eggs from the basturd chicken. Heaven only knows, but when eggs were at about $7.00/doz, people still bought them. Not me. I'm like you tabbies.
Again, hope your Easter is better than the one you had to endure in the past.
Happy Easter to all in your home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If those eggs are chocolate, mum would be happy ;)
I'll stick to my treats :)
Purrs, Julie
Hahaha. We know people who forgot where they hid those bazz turd eggs in the house. After about a week ... eww.
Happy Easter, sweet Tabby pals (and to the FSG, too)! XO
Gess wat???.......chickhen butt!!!!!
eberry time dee mum makez egg fur breakkie, it smellz like fart eggz in my houze!!!! an she will open dee back door to gitz dee smell owt of dee houze!!!
Good point about the Easter bunny eating everything you planted. And I don't feel bad for anyone that is dumb enough to own a white rug, especially in the kitchen. Have a happy Easter! XO
Chocolate egg tin foil pieces. Ow!
Happy Easter from all of us. I hope you all get to do the bunny hop!
Happy Easter. There is nothing like finding hidden Easter Eggs on the Fourth of July
Lulu: "Hmm, so if we hide eggs and no one finds them, then in a few months, I could roll in them? Interesting ....."
It does sound like a rather traumatic holiday in Trout Towne, guys. But I must admit that I do like the eggs, and the ham...
I wish I could get some Easter ham, but momma said I am just gonna hafta settle for birthday bacon.
Oh, yes...Easter and all its foibles...such traumatic stuff for you Tabbies, MOL!
Thanks for a good giggle!
Indeed. Agreed. We'd rather just have a dozen frozen PEEPS, naturally only the original yellow ones and be done with it all.
I might have shared this with you in the past.
When our daughter was about 4 we took her to the mall to see the Easter bunny. She was quite excited..she loved bunnies.
OMCs she was not at all prepared for what she saw. She expected a bunny in a cage nibbling and hopping about.
What she was a GIANT bunny, a person in a bunny suit.
The head was huge and with the ears that bunny must have been 7' tall. Her eyes got as big a saucers she looked at us and while backing away said please don't let that big bunny come in my house. We quickly learned from that moment full disclosure on new events was necessary.
Hugs Cecilia
Don't forget to put out a plate of carrots for when the Easter Rabbit comes. How does he get in anyway? That has not been clarified.And how does he carry all those eggs all over towne? Does he have a wagon pulled by flying bunnies?
Happy Easter to all of you! We have just come home after 3 days and I had eggs every day for breakfast instead of my usual fruit, and now I think I am egg bound!!! No burdz here for Easter, we will be having lamb.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew....
Oh Mackerull!! Oh Dai$y!! Wee are MOL/LOL over here at THE Purrfect Pad!!
What a furabuluss an funny post!
Bass TURD birdss inndeed...sumone heer feedss Pigeonss.....CATFISH!!!
They are feathred PIGSS....
Mee can assure youss' there iss only HAM an FISHIE here!
No Chick-hen or Turkey...EEWWW...
Hoppy Easter deer frendss <3 <3 <3
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum
you described the pain of eating foil by accident purrfectly!! Yow!
Eggzactally!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
MOL! Who knew Easter was so traumatic! Well, Happy Easter to you anyway!
Heeheehee! Thank you for the smiles, a wish you a blessed and beautiful Happy Easter and no eggs.
Happy Easter!
Sounds like Easter is fun at your house hope you have a good day today.
Hey Tabbies. No burd here. It's Lamb!
Boa tarde de domingo, uma boa Páscoa e bom início de semana meu querido amigo.
Luiz Gomes
Got your message, mum put on comment moderation cuz we were having problems.
The Easter Bunny brought me all kinds of chocolate. No ham for me please:)
Hope you and the tabbies had a great one.
Hugs
The Truth about Easter
by The Tabbies O' Trout
Great to see you again after all this time. You describe such a harrowing Easter. Maybe it's better to stay home next year where you won't have to encounter basturd burd eggs or the chicks that they turn into if you don't cook 'em.
Wishing you peace and patience to endure what you must.
AMEN! That was fun kitties (I say as I wipe tears of laughter out of my eyes)! Happy Easter everyone.
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