Wednesday, April 12, 2023

DE WERD CAT =^,,^=

 

 
white fizh wavez everee one
N wel come two a ree run that we due knot
think we haz re run ree cent lee
on trout tee vee
 

 
pleez beg R most humble 
if ewe saw thiz all reddy 
like a few ago
 
thiz ree run iz one of R favez
coz it con tainz de werd
 CAT
and how important we iz two
sew sigh a tee
 
letz look
 
roll film ~~~~~~
 
de werd cat: N ther meeningz
allocator... a cat who dressez up 
like an alligator for howl o ween
altercate... a kitteh who helpsz
de priest at church servizz
 
catacomb...catz who like 
ther groomin done with a comb 
& knota brush
catalog...kittehz who like 
a wee bit oh adventurz 
on sum fallen treez, 
ore simp lee... logz
catalysts... catz who bee 
prettee well organized 
N make "ta due" listz oh stuff
that kneadz done
cataplasm ...cats big inta 
sci fi stuff like
plasm gunk
catcall.....eazee peezee 
catz on de tell a fone
category ...kittehz big inta 
scaree blood N gutz mewviez
caterpillar...de catz that 
R fame mouz 
in ther communateez 
 
N wood rather
bee called thiz ....
than pillarz 
oh sew sigh a tee
caterwaul... opposite oh 
cat er floor
catfish ...LUNCH BRAKE!!!!!
cathodally... catz who like 
ta take ther 
sweet ole time bout stuff
N most lee hang out 
with dilly dally
catkin...any ree lay shunz 
mom ...dad...cuzin
sisturr...brother...
son...neff few...daughter...
neece...gram pawz...
gram mawz...
antz...unklez...
ewe noe...yur kin
catsup...opposite oh 
catz down
copycat...catz who go 
two placez oh employ 
N shove paperz in that
masheen N hit 
de start button ...
N now ya haz like 
44 oh de same
doc ewe mintz
delicate...kittehz who werk 
at de samich shopee 
round de korner...
due knot forgetz 
chipz anda drink !!
detoxicate... catz who haz 
sense ta seek help 
for ther addictionz...
detox soon 
N bee well pleez
♥♥♥
  
fabricate...catz who R 
total lee inta 
any kinda cloth
hellcat ...nellie's crew !!!
locate...opposite oh 
high cat
mudcat...catz livin 
de high life 
N rollin in wet soil
polecat uh...dood
phew...pee ewe N wee
well, ther ya haz it...
just a wee small samplin
oh how important 
de werd CAT iz 
 
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
 
long live
de dicshunarry 
 
© april 12, 2023
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26 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

I need the catalysts to help me get stuff done. Calli and Quill are cathodally.

Kea said...

Those were fantastic definitions! I, too, need a catalyst (or several) to help me get things done! :-D

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Bleubeard and Squiggles had no idea how important they were in society. They are so happy, it almost made them catatonic!!! Here's to a not so much cathartic day.

meowmeowmans said...

We can see from your excellent list how important the word cat is to, well, everything. We especialy liked the one for "caterpillar." :)

My Mind's Eye said...

Dear FSG whatever you post whenever you do it always makes me smile. Mama used to tell daddy he smelled like a polecat when he came home from fishin'
Hugs Cecilia

Me said...

Ditto on needing catalysts. Have not seen this lately nor remembered it from the past. Maybe need a trip to copycat store to remember the catalysts (MOL)!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde e boa quarta-feira com muita saúde e paz.

Luiz Gomes

Eastside Cats said...

Hilarious!
Hahahahaha!

The Florida Furkids said...

These are great and we've never seen them before. Our favorite was Hellcat (aka Nellie)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

These are great! It would have been a cat ass trophy if I missed it.

pilch92 said...

I have a lot of fabricates. :) Thanks for the vocabulary lesson. XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those are purrfect and we always knew cats were everywhere...as it should be!

messymimi said...

I happen to think "Cat" is one of the most important words of all. Have a great April!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I loved your definitions, very clever. All your blogs are new to me

John Bellen said...

Ha! I liked especially the 'altercate' and the 'delicate'. I guess the former goes to meet the latter after the service, and they have a bite to eat. Now I'm hungry...

Mickey's Musings said...

MOL!!!! WE cats know how to make sure we are not forgotten!
We insert the word cat into almost every kind of word!!!!!!!
Pawsome!!
Purrs, Julie

Crafting Queen said...

Love this post, I learnt a great deal. We have had a good week. Archer turned 2 this week but the humans did not get any special gifts. We spent time chasinig lots of bad birds in the garden. Have a great weekend. Patch, Flower and Archer. xxx

Saku said...

Those are some furry important werds and certainly prove we cats are furry important too.

Mr Puddy said...

Your post always put smile on my face =^x^=

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Dudes, we love your posts, they are epic! Todays is just too furbulous for werds! MOL

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Don't remember this one. It's da best of all things catz! Love it!
Xo

The J-Cats said...

We don't remember seeing this before but it is good to know how impawtant We cats are to Society.

Mummy isn't too sure She agrees with your definition of "Caterwaul" but She's only a Human, so what does She know (mol)?

Three Chatty Cats said...

Too funny! My cats certainly agree with these definitions!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Love this!!

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Anything is improved by the presence of 'cat', even words, am I right?"
Chaplin: "You're right!"

My Mind's Eye said...

Boomer I was and still am a lover of butter.
Rumor has it when I was about 3 or 4 I was caught standing in the kitchen eating butter in the wee hours of the morning.
Hugs Cecilia