WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE
R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN
HOPE FULL LEE SOON
TWO DAY WE IZ FEE CHURIN A REE RUN
THAT RUNNED BAK IN '15
& AGAIN WITH PART "9" IN '20
AND ITZ A LONG ONE
SEW IF YA WANNA STAY & REED ON
GO TO DE LITTER BOX FURST
COZ THIZ CHANNEL HAZ NO COMMERSHUL BRAKEZ
WE HAZ CROPPED A BIT OH FOOTAGE
FRUM DE ORIGINAL AIRIN
SEW IF EWE DUE HANG OUT TA WATCH
WE HOPE EWE N JOY
ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WHIRRRR
89 bazillion yeez ago God told Noah
it wuz gonna start rainin like all hell get out
N him better get a boat ... pron toe
& hi tail it outta dodge
Noah wuz like oh kay but eye am KNOT
takin any bass terd snakez on de journee
& God wuz like noe problem dood
they can swim ta safe tee
well sum bass terd snakez
over hurd thiz conversayshun
& az Noah wuz gettin reddy ta set sail
they sneeked on bored ship
wear they rented out cabin N raized hell
mongoose found em N
ree ported ther azzez ta Noah
who wuz gettin reddy ta sail past Ireland
Noah said ta de snakez
if ya think yur gonna sail with me
ta wear ever eye am sailin two
yur sad lee mizz taken
N he docked at Cork and shoved de snakez
off de ark... N took off like de wind
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
flash for werd ta 433 A.D.
N bass snakez haz now
taken over de en tire countree
they bee on treez
hidin in de grazz
in pubz
on de golf courze
fishin off de bankz oh de Shannon
hangin outta de windowz at Blarney Castle
makin a mezz on de ring o Kerry
de giantz cauzeway
& de cliffz oh moher
but when they waz catched sleepin
on de pewz in St Patrick's cathedral
St Patrick said
THIZ IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAWZ
him hired a toor bus & toll de bass terd snakez
they waz goin on
"de vacationz oh a life time"
🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴
de bass terd snakez
bee leeved thiz tail N piled in ta de buz
& St Patrick drived bout 34 milez
ta de western sea bord
bout thiz time a dood named
Columbus
stopped fora wee snax
St Patrick toll de bass terd snakez
ta sneek on bord de Pinta
{never mind de yeer}
de snakez did, St Patrick sped off
and de emerald isle waz free
oh bass terd snakez frum that point
& ree manez sew til prezent day
sew de moral oh thiz tail
if ewe iz still a wake
YES... ST PATRICK DID DRIVE DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND
OUTTA IRELAND
him used a bus two due sew
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
Slàinte Mhaith
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
© march 23, 2022
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46 comments:
OMC! what a tale and what a mighty deed.
xoxox, Bibi & Meep
I wish someone could drive the snakes out of the US. You have such a way of storytelling, I hope you tell us more Bible stories in your own words. XO
That was a goodie. Now all the snakes work in the Capitol building!
Great story kitties. Hope you are all doing well. We are keeping the humans busy. The weather is really lovley this week so we are spending lots of time outside. Have a great week. Purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. x
Now we know the REAL story of St Patrick!! We're also MOL @ Brian's comment!!
Them snakes didn't know what hit them, good for St. Patrick!
Boa tarde obrigado pela excelente explicação e matéria. Um ótima quarta-feira.
Heeeeeee.
I'll tell you. St Patrick has it goin on, Tabbies. Smarter than a model on the runway at Oscar de la Renta's place!
A fine tale indeed! I missed it the first time round, so thanks for the replay.
Snakes have their place in the world.............BUT NOT IN MY PLACE IN THE WORLD. It gives me shivers to even think about seeing one. Spring around here brings out the copper heads.
Just got a shot of cortisone in my right knee...hoping to be back to regular walking soon
Hugs to you, Mom and the kit kats
Cecilia
Ireland is a beautiful country; there is ancient history there and modern marvels too.
Everyone should visit at least once, imho!
It was very interesting to learn why there are no snakes in Ireland. I had always thought they had been killed off by drinking dodgy coffee! It was very fortunate that St.Patrick was able to hire a tour bus.
Loved this. Snakes not so much.
Ooooooooooooooo! Cool story.
Guess we have snakes here though I have never seen one(it would have to come indoors and mum says no). That St Patrick sounds like quite the dood!
Purrs, Julie
OMC, that even made our mom laugh!
Now i wish you'd been my history teacher when i was in school.
MOL! We sure are glad that bus was big enough to fit all thos snakes. Thank COD for St. Patrick!
So that’s how the snakes were driven out of Ireland. Who woulda thunk???
Thank you. It is all perfectly clear.
That sounds like a bit of blarney to me. But I'm glad you let us know how St. Patrick ran the snakes out of Ireland and why we now have them!
Touche!
Them snakes have found too much of our state, thankfully...only the 'OK' ones and one kind of naughty one that should have stayed on that Pinto!
Petcretary was snorting and choking into her decaf coffee mug:)
Well, we're glad you reposted this 'cause we missed it the first time around (or dad just doesn't remember reading it). So now we know where all the snakes slithering around DC came from. Damn...
Oh yes...I recall this amazing adventure but it bears repeating so we remember who to blame for all the basterd snakes in the US of A. Swell that Ireland is free of them but maybe it's time we hired a big old cargo plane and rounded up the snakes and dumped them back where they belong? If anyone can head up the snake dump committee it's YOU!
Your faithful friend,
Ted O Nator
Tell us true: if we cut off the head, does a new one grow?
I'm so glad to learn the truth
Finally, we get the honest version of this story. I always figured there was some vehicle of twansportashun involved, but who wudda guessed it was both a bus and a Pinto. Love, Dori
So THAT'S what happened. MOUSES!
PS. Every summer we have snakes here in the garden but Peepers says they won't hurt us. She says they're good for the garden. She says... But then, what does Peepers know? MOUSES!
MOL!!!! MOL!!!!! Thanks for doing this one. This post never gets old and I laff every time. So does mum ;)
Have a pawsome weekend!!
Purrs, Julie
They leave a lot of that story out of the bible for some reason.
Whoa! This rerun was new to me! It was a good one. I wonder of St. Patrick drives the CK Tour Bus that passes our condo.
Saint Patrick...Columbus...and a bus...all existed at the same time... The things one learns on Trout TV!
I'm always up for a good rerun! And this one is hilarious!
Oh my whiskers, The Human HATES snakes!! She once launched a magazine across the room, hitting someone in the head because she came across a photo of one of those despicable creatures! She even made the decision where we would move based on areas that had the least amount of snakes and no poisonous ones!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Hiya there, long time we haven't visited. Thank you for sending mom virtual card, so adores them.
Worth a Thousand Words
Oops, it's us Emma and Buster. That one is mama's personal blog.
Emma and Buster
Bom dia. Desejo um ótimo sábado com muita paz e saúde.
So THAT"S how he did it!
Wish it was possible to do the same with roaches and other creepy crawly things Mummy hates!
Charlee: "Better snakes on a bus than snakes on a plane!"
I wish he could come and drive all the mosquitoes out of my area come summer!
Yay for the mongoose:)
Y'all have a great one.
I don't think I've ever heard that story told quite that way! Great job, kitties! I always wondered how the snakes ended up all the way over here. You gave me a good chuckle!
Some people (or snakes) just don't know how to NOT overstay their welcome!
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Drove the snakes out. I can just see it now. since Patric drive a gear shift, all the snakes heads bobbed every time he had to shift gears and it was the funniest sight..but hurray for the man in green robes..he saved Noah the trouble..!
I hate it when bass terd snakez hang out in trees. Way too sneaky.
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