Wednesday, March 30, 2022

R PAL ♥♥ SAFTEE SEAL

white fizh wavez everee one  
N well come ta nother ree run oh trout tee vee
 
R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 
HOPE FULL LEE SOON 
 
Photo by David Dibert from Pexels
 
thiz weekz ree run iz nother long one 
sew catch a few zzZZZZzzz til de end 
ore if ewe reed on ~~~ uze de box furst
rememburr we haz noe comershulz heer in TT land

 

letz roll film ~~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrr

"AN INTER VEEWZ WITH
SAFTEE SEAL"
 

TT: welcome dood & pleez ta tell everee one yur name   


SAFTEE SEAL: HI & wavez ta yur reederz TT
my name iz SAFTEE SEAL
doodz grate ta see ewe again, trout townez lookin good
 
TT: thanx.... sew saftee what haz ya been up two
 
SAFTEE SEAL: frank lee doodz 
bout de same ole same
makin sure noe one runz with scizzorz
makin sure they look both wayz 
when crossin de street
same for thoze drivin when they 
bee ata stop sign
ree mindin peepuls itz KNOT kewl 
ta text & drive, ore drink and drive
ore watch whatz goin on 
across de street N drive
tellin em ta chillax a bit afturrmealz bee for  swimmin....
tryin ta find an a tern knee
 
TT: dood...whoa...R ya on de lamb  
ya noe ya can hide out heer
for az long az it takez N noe one will find ewe
faaaaaa we due knot even noe wear 
trout towne iz N we live heer 😸😸

SAFTEE SEAL:  doodz nothin like that 
eye gotta find an a tern knee coz 
my name is a peer inn on all kindz 
oh products heer late lee, 
N knot onlee wuz eye knot asked 
if it could BEE uzed 
 eye am knot gettin paid 
FOR my name bee in uzed

TT: dood thatz bull 💩💩💩 ona stix
like whatz yur name on buddy, 
ya noe we due knot get out much

SAFTEE SEAL: stuff like medisinz,vitamins, 
moovveez, food a bullz, furst aid kitz
waterz bottlez
cranbereez therz sew much stuff 
that haza SAFTEE SEAL tag on it
eye could N should bee a bazillionaire by now
 
TT: safetee; we wundered bout that 
when we waz tryin ta take de lid off 
sum vitaminz de other day
rite ther big az plane az day waz de werdz
SAFETEE SEAL 
N due knot even ask how long 
it taked uz ta get de SAFTEE SEAL seal 
offa dee vee dee disc 
and bye de time we getted de SAFTEE SEAL 
offa waterz bottle 
we waz knot even thirztee any mor
SAFTEE SEAL: told ya
now all eye knead ta due iz 
find me self a good a tern knee
 
 TT: yea best fishez with that dood 
say , all thiz talk bout safe tee 
ree mindz uz that 
therz a fish a seerin on de grill
what say we go ree fill R platez

~~~~~~~~~

N ther ya haz it
if any one noez a good a tern knee
let  uz noe sew we can tell R pal SAFTEE SEAL
whooz name iz blasted everee wear

heerez two a happee healthee week oh end  peace out N rock on long live animal rightz

© march 30, 2022
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40 comments:

CCL Wendy said...

You could save some space by shortening Saftee Seal's name to SS, just like you do for TT. And I'm surprised you are helping to look for an a TERN knee since a tern is a seabird. When you find it, it will be your TERN now.

CJ Kennedy said...

Don't forget to add to your safety list: Never cut a bagel towards your neck.

Me said...

Satee Seal, this is sure a tricky crooked world. A good a tern knee is hard to find. A good anything (except cats and their peeps) is hard to find. xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

Eastside Cats said...

Man oh man, it's rough out there!

Dma said...

are there really any good a tern knees?

Brian's Home Blog said...

Our Seal gives Saftee Seal our seal of approval!

Saku said...

Good luck with the search for a tern knee. Does Miss Katie Isabella have one you can borrow?

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Sorry, tabbies. I don't know any a tern knees. Wish I did, so I could help Saftee Seal out. I go along with your frustration Saftee Seal. It's hard to remove them from any product I buy.

The Florida Furkids said...

We know know any a tern knees but we hope Saftee Seal finds one soon.
We've seen his Seal lots of places.

pilch92 said...

Great rerun. I hate to tell you Safety Seal, but your name is still being used on stuff. I saw it just this morning on a bottle of Mirilax. XO

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I hope Saftee Seal gets a good a tern knee. His name is even being used over here!

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa noite. Confesso que não domino muito o assunto. Aproveito para desejar um bom final de semana.

Finley and Brinley's Short Tails said...

Send Saftee Seal our way.. my house is lousy wiff attorneez-- Momma is one, so is Daddy.... or to Kinley's... her momma is a prof who teaches folks how to be attorneez and she is one hurself. Dere are so many attornez is our familee it are reedikulus.

Ivan from WMD said...

If Trout Towne is anything like here, a tern knees advertise all the time on TV! Saftee Seal might need to get into an ambulance first, though. ;-)

messymimi said...

Tell Safetee that my uncle is a retired attorney and taught at law school, i can ask him for references he knows several great attorneys, as he taught them!

Chuck Huss said...

Is a good a tern knee like a good bowel movement?

meowmeowmans said...

Safetee Seal definitely needs a good a tern knee. STAT!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Foley was a well known attorney. She would be happy to represent Safetee Seal, if he doesn't mind being represented by an angel dog

Lone Star Cats said...

Hey dere Mr. Seal - I'd be demanding LOTSA fishes for dat missapropriayshuns of your name!

Zoolatry said...

On the left side I can offer a fairly cheap a tern knee; however on the right side, due to hip replazementhingy the tern knee is bad, dishonest,
illegal and uses bad language. Neither has any safetee experience and would likely not help Mr S Seal ... sawwwry.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

We too only mostly know the kinds of turn-knees that don't bend too well anymore or even not at all...they might not be what you knead, Mr S.S.

Actually the deadly squashed possum on the street here might need an Turn-knee more that you do at this time...blechh! There are crows and turkey vultures trying to move it...Yikes, Burds!

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde meu querido amigo. Passando para desejar uma excelente tarde e um ótimo mês de abril.

Sandra Cox said...

Love the saftee seal, but gotta admit to problems opening the saftee seal bottles:)

My Mind's Eye said...

Mr. Seal....it is I Ceal (that is what Bryan calls me). I am very very happy to make your acquaintance. I will admit to being a weeee itty tiny bitty jealous..you are well balanced unlike me.
Hugs Ceal aka Cecilia

John Bellen said...

Well, I'm on Safety Seal's side: too much unauthorised usage! As was pointed out, Foley was an attorney; and Safety Seal may want to look at Katie Isabella's rates. (And it's nice for Trout TV to have a guest who will answer questions!)

Smudge said...

Yeah, we see his name everywhere we look around here, too. Sure hope he finds a good a tern knee that'll work hard for him!

Pam and Teddy said...

Poor Safetee Seal....can't be easy havin' a name like that. Might I suggest a name change? How about "Official Seal" or "Lucille Seal"?? You don't get a moment's peece when your name is all over everything.

Hugs and good luck, Ted O Nator

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde meu querido amigo. Desejo um ótimo mês de abril.

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Whoa!!! Safety Seal, you are gonna need a whole school of A-Tern-nees. I'd chill at Trout Town and figure out what to do next. *sniff, sniff* whatever is on that grill smells might fine.

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I don't think you need an attorney--just need to send Seal Team 6 over there to make your point about getting what you are due.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Sure looks like he has just cause to be agrieved, or so Mrs H says. Still, whats good for them pushes Mr Seal's image also. So maybe its not a bad thing. As to getting a tern knee, do birds have knees? ;)
Purrs
ERin

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "Hmm we have sea lions here which look a lot like seals but as far as I know they don't run safety seminars or anything. I would ask them, but I'm afraid of them ..."

Luiz Gomes said...

Bom dia meu querido amigo. Passando para desejar um excelente domingo.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

MOL! Best interview ever tabbies!

Three Chatty Cats said...

So, did Safetee Seal ever find that attorney? Because his name is still appearing everywhere...

Adorapurr said...

My boyfren Pwetzel Kitteh is a littergator. I use him for all my legal needs. And my brofur Wabbit -- let's just say he's got Pwetzel purrmanently on retainer. Love, Dori

Luiz Gomes said...

Uma excelente terça-feira com muita paz e saúde meu querido amigo.

Sandra Cox said...

Yay for Ukraine sunflowers.
Take good care.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

purrfect😹

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Well...at least it sounds safe when one doesn't get the clue...*mumbles: like me*, Safetee Seal😸 Pawkisses for a Happy Day to all of you sweet tabbies🐾😽💞