WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
BEE FOR DE COD DAMN
VY RUZZ
3.18.2020
3.18.2020
HITTED
WE WAZ DIZ CUSSIN
SUM HISS TREE
SUM HISS TREE
& HOW SNAKEZ GETTED INTA IRELAND
IN DE FURST PLACE
WE LURNED IT BE NOAH'S FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
WE LURNED IT BE NOAH'S FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
A MON GOOZE FINDED EM
& NOAH SAID GET DE HELLZ
OFF ME BOAT
SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
OFF ME BOAT
SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
& SPED OFF
TWO NITE WE BRING EWE
DE UNEXCITIN CON CLOOSHUN
OH R NINE PART SEEREEZ
ST PATRICK...SNAKEZ....& IRELAND
FLASH FOR WERD
TA THREE BAZILLION YEERZ
IN DE FEW CHURE
BASS TERD SNAKEZ
R NOW EVEREE WEAR
ON TREEZ, ON DE GRAZZ
IN DE PUBZ, CHILLAZIN ON DE GOLF COURZ,
FISHIN OFF DE BANKS
OH DE SHANNON
THEY BEE HANGIN OUT WITH
TOORIZTS AT BLARNEY,
TIPPIN BAK A FEW
AT DE GUINNESS STORE HOUZ,
MAKIN A MESS ON DE RING O KERRY
DE GIANTS CAUSEWAY
& DE CLIFFS OH MOHER,
BUT WHEN THEY WAZ CATCHED
SLEEPIN ON DE PEWS
IN PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL
HIM SAID
"THAT IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAW"
SEW HIM SETTED A TRAP
FOR DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
HIRED A TOOR BUS
& TOLL EM ALL
THEY WOOD BEE OFF
ON DE VACATION OH A LIFE TIME
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
BEE LEEVED THIZ
& THEY ALL PILED INTA DE TOOR BUS
N ST PATRICK
N ST PATRICK
DROVE OFF
BOUT 34 MILEZ DOWN DE ROAD
LONG DE WESTERN SHOREZ LINE
A PASSIN SHIP HAD JUST DROPPED ANCHOR
N WAZ LOADIN SUPPLIEZ
AZ ST PATRICK SLOWED DE BUS DOWN
AT HARBOR
HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP
& TA SNEEK ON BORD
HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP
& TA SNEEK ON BORD
BEE FOR
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD
DE SHIP CAPTAINED BYE
MIZZTER CHRIS COLUMBUS
N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
IN IRELAND
EVER AGAIN
MANEE BEE LEEVE
MANEE BEE LEEVE
ITZ ONLEE A MYTH
ST PATRICK DRIVED DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND
OUTTA IRELAND
THIZ PEECE OH INFO
PROOVEZ
THAT MYTH WRONG
COZ ST PATRICK DRIVED DE BASS TERD
SNAKEZ
INA BUS
🚌
N THER YA HAZ IT
INA BUS
🚌
N THER YA HAZ IT
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DEE SULL FUEL
© MaY 27, 2020
All Rights Reserved
40 comments:
Was not expecting that end to the story! You kitties are fully of knowledge. :) Have a great week. We went to the vet last week for jabs and left the humans a few little gifts in the car! Sending purrs Patch and Flower. Hope you
so that's where that bazillion foot long garter snake meowmie found in the leaves last fall came from . . . sneaky! Keep on meowing, we love you, Bibi & Meep
Well, then...what do you know?!?
Who'd of thunk...?
Oh jeepers creepers now I'm standing on the desk A G A I N
Dad of my Nephew's Kat, Pup and Rocky found a copperhead sunny himself on their brick front sidewalk earlier this week. That sneaky snake was at least 1000' long. MOL MOL MOL
Hugs Cecilia
St Patrick is so smart to trick those bass terd snakes into bus and into Columbus's ship! Now I could get the fact straight :-)
Snakes are worse than birds.And they sure are everywhere. My mother has one by her door- I call it her guard snake. She knows I am too afraid to go past it to steal her laundry and do it for her which I like to do. XO
that's useful history to know... i'm gonna blame noah on the damn virus too.
Now we know how snakes came to America. Thanks for the history lesson, Tuna. You are a very smart tabbie and I'm glad your TOONA TV is back online.
My stars, all the things you kittehs know!
It's nice to finally have the rest of the story!
Your history lessons are far more interesting than the ones the human grew up with, at school. :-D
Take 'em back, Patrick. Take 'em back:)
I always wondered how St. Patrick rid Ireland of all it's snakes. Thank for solving a question that has been on my mind for so many years!
Now we know and no wonder we don't like snakes!
No snakes here and we don't want any either.
Well that sure is interesting. I din't much like snakes either. Interesting enough, the cats will catch snakes.
Thank you for busting that myth
Dang. First there were snakes on a plane. Now they're on a bus, too? Good ob, Patrick!
Those snakes sure got the cruise of a lifetime...
Wait. St Patrick drove a Tour Bus??? Um...well, nevermind, MOL!
Patrick you are smart.
Let's chase away the snake with your intelligence
I just KNEW there was more to the story than we'd always been told - what a brilliantly conceived plan to DRIVE those snakes out of Ireland and send them on a dream cruise. That makes more sense than the old story! We can always count on you guys for the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH. Mostly.
Grabbing some fish on my way back home - - - - thanks!
Hugs, Ted O Nator
Those snakes - on ships, buses, plains - dey just just LUV travel!
Our mom's great grandfather came from Ireland and she didn't know all of this! It's a good thing you guys told us or we'd never know!
Thanks for clearing that up for us. We wondered how he did it!
The Florida Furkids
I'm glad to know the truth of that myth.
Learn something new everyday, y'all are very good at telling historical stories that make me laugh.
We always appawciate your history lessons kitties!
Phew...I'm glad St Patrick had a bus😸In a way I had to think of Pied Piper of Hamelen, don't know why...MOL...We're glad we don't have snakes around here...at least not that we know, Granny says she thought that rainworm was a snake, as she has never seen such a long one before🙀Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend sweet Tabbies🐾😽💞
I'd not heard this version of the story before - and I would never have believed it if I hadn't read it on the internet...
Well, thank you for the history lesson and for letting us know what happened! In only the way you guys can...
Well! The truth's out now! Geem that St Patrick was one sneaky dude ;)
We can see why Ireland loves him though :)
MOL!
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
We're behind and had no idea this was all going on! Not sure we're caught up but we enjoyed it anyway! Hope you're all doing well!
I think he drove them all to America.
He forgot to drive that tour bus in NC and let them load up:)
Such a fun post:) Thanks, FSG.
Wow dudes, that was a totally epic tale, who knew!!!! Hope mew have an epic weekend! XOX
haha well we never knew for sure it ended that way, we also suspected, but now we surely know.
A great story and I have no doubt it is true!
We think maybe the people of New York don't know this story, otherwise they wouldn't be celebrating St. Patrick's Day effurry year!
That is the truest true story of those sneaky snakes and how they are no where near the green land of Ireland. Thank Cod
Mom says that she needs a bus to drive the skunks out of our neighborhood. They hav’t been as active lately, but when they are...ew, does it stink. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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