Wednesday, May 27, 2020

IRELAND SNAKEZ & ST PATRICK ♣♣


WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

   BEE FOR DE COD DAMN
VY RUZZ
3.18.2020
HITTED

WE WAZ DIZ CUSSIN 
SUM HISS TREE
& HOW SNAKEZ GETTED INTA IRELAND 
IN DE FURST PLACE

WE LURNED IT BE NOAH'S FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ 
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
 
A MON GOOZE FINDED EM

& NOAH SAID GET DE HELLZ
OFF ME BOAT 

SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
& SPED OFF

TWO NITE WE BRING EWE 
DE UNEXCITIN CON CLOOSHUN

OH R NINE PART SEEREEZ

ST PATRICK...SNAKEZ....& IRELAND 


FLASH FOR WERD 
TA THREE BAZILLION YEERZ 
IN DE FEW CHURE

BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
R NOW EVEREE WEAR

ON TREEZ, ON DE GRAZZ
IN DE PUBZ, CHILLAZIN ON DE GOLF COURZ, 

FISHIN OFF DE BANKS
OH DE SHANNON 


THEY BEE HANGIN OUT WITH 
TOORIZTS AT BLARNEY, 

TIPPIN BAK A FEW
AT DE GUINNESS STORE HOUZ, 

MAKIN A MESS ON DE RING O KERRY
DE GIANTS CAUSEWAY 
& DE CLIFFS OH MOHER, 


BUT WHEN THEY WAZ CATCHED 
SLEEPIN ON DE PEWS

IN PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL 

HIM SAID
"THAT IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAW"


SEW HIM SETTED A TRAP 
FOR DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ

HIRED A TOOR BUS

& TOLL EM ALL 
THEY WOOD BEE OFF
ON DE VACATION OH A LIFE TIME

DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
BEE LEEVED THIZ
& THEY ALL PILED INTA DE TOOR BUS 

N ST PATRICK
DROVE OFF

BOUT 34 MILEZ DOWN DE ROAD
LONG DE WESTERN SHOREZ LINE

A PASSIN SHIP HAD JUST DROPPED ANCHOR
N WAZ LOADIN SUPPLIEZ

AZ ST PATRICK SLOWED DE BUS DOWN
AT HARBOR 

HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP 
& TA SNEEK ON BORD

BEE FOR
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED

DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD

DE SHIP CAPTAINED BYE
MIZZTER CHRIS COLUMBUS 

N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
IN IRELAND
EVER AGAIN

MANEE BEE LEEVE 
ITZ ONLEE A MYTH 
ST PATRICK DRIVED DE SNAKEZ 
OUTTA IRELAND 

THIZ PEECE OH INFO 

PROOVEZ 
THAT MYTH WRONG 

COZ ST PATRICK DRIVED DE BASS TERD
SNAKEZ 

INA BUS
🚌


N THER YA HAZ IT 


HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DEE SULL FUEL 

© MaY 27, 2020
All Rights Reserved




40 comments:

Crafting Queen said...

Was not expecting that end to the story! You kitties are fully of knowledge. :) Have a great week. We went to the vet last week for jabs and left the humans a few little gifts in the car! Sending purrs Patch and Flower. Hope you

Me said...

so that's where that bazillion foot long garter snake meowmie found in the leaves last fall came from . . . sneaky! Keep on meowing, we love you, Bibi & Meep

Eastside Cats said...

Well, then...what do you know?!?
Who'd of thunk...?

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh jeepers creepers now I'm standing on the desk A G A I N
Dad of my Nephew's Kat, Pup and Rocky found a copperhead sunny himself on their brick front sidewalk earlier this week. That sneaky snake was at least 1000' long. MOL MOL MOL
Hugs Cecilia

Tamago said...

St Patrick is so smart to trick those bass terd snakes into bus and into Columbus's ship! Now I could get the fact straight :-)

pilch92 said...

Snakes are worse than birds.And they sure are everywhere. My mother has one by her door- I call it her guard snake. She knows I am too afraid to go past it to steal her laundry and do it for her which I like to do. XO

Dma said...

that's useful history to know... i'm gonna blame noah on the damn virus too.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Now we know how snakes came to America. Thanks for the history lesson, Tuna. You are a very smart tabbie and I'm glad your TOONA TV is back online.

The Whiskeratti said...

My stars, all the things you kittehs know!

messymimi said...

It's nice to finally have the rest of the story!

Kea said...

Your history lessons are far more interesting than the ones the human grew up with, at school. :-D

Sandra Cox said...

Take 'em back, Patrick. Take 'em back:)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I always wondered how St. Patrick rid Ireland of all it's snakes. Thank for solving a question that has been on my mind for so many years!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Now we know and no wonder we don't like snakes!

Just Ducky said...

No snakes here and we don't want any either.

Marg said...

Well that sure is interesting. I din't much like snakes either. Interesting enough, the cats will catch snakes.

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Thank you for busting that myth

meowmeowmans said...

Dang. First there were snakes on a plane. Now they're on a bus, too? Good ob, Patrick!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Those snakes sure got the cruise of a lifetime...
Wait. St Patrick drove a Tour Bus??? Um...well, nevermind, MOL!

Himawan Sant said...

Patrick you are smart.
Let's chase away the snake with your intelligence

Pam and Teddy said...

I just KNEW there was more to the story than we'd always been told - what a brilliantly conceived plan to DRIVE those snakes out of Ireland and send them on a dream cruise. That makes more sense than the old story! We can always count on you guys for the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH. Mostly.

Grabbing some fish on my way back home - - - - thanks!
Hugs, Ted O Nator

Lone Star Cats said...

Those snakes - on ships, buses, plains - dey just just LUV travel!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Our mom's great grandfather came from Ireland and she didn't know all of this! It's a good thing you guys told us or we'd never know!

The Florida Furkids said...

Thanks for clearing that up for us. We wondered how he did it!
The Florida Furkids

CJ Kennedy said...

I'm glad to know the truth of that myth.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Learn something new everyday, y'all are very good at telling historical stories that make me laugh.

Saku said...

We always appawciate your history lessons kitties!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Phew...I'm glad St Patrick had a bus😸In a way I had to think of Pied Piper of Hamelen, don't know why...MOL...We're glad we don't have snakes around here...at least not that we know, Granny says she thought that rainworm was a snake, as she has never seen such a long one before🙀Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend sweet Tabbies🐾😽💞

John Bellen said...

I'd not heard this version of the story before - and I would never have believed it if I hadn't read it on the internet...

Three Chatty Cats said...

Well, thank you for the history lesson and for letting us know what happened! In only the way you guys can...

Mickey's Musings said...

Well! The truth's out now! Geem that St Patrick was one sneaky dude ;)
We can see why Ireland loves him though :)
MOL!
Purrs,Georgia and Julie

BeadedTail said...

We're behind and had no idea this was all going on! Not sure we're caught up but we enjoyed it anyway! Hope you're all doing well!

Chuck Huss said...

I think he drove them all to America.

Sandra Cox said...

He forgot to drive that tour bus in NC and let them load up:)
Such a fun post:) Thanks, FSG.

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Wow dudes, that was a totally epic tale, who knew!!!! Hope mew have an epic weekend! XOX

Pat Hatt said...

haha well we never knew for sure it ended that way, we also suspected, but now we surely know.

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

A great story and I have no doubt it is true!

The J-Cats said...

We think maybe the people of New York don't know this story, otherwise they wouldn't be celebrating St. Patrick's Day effurry year!

Timmy Tomcat said...

That is the truest true story of those sneaky snakes and how they are no where near the green land of Ireland. Thank Cod

Kitties Blue said...

Mom says that she needs a bus to drive the skunks out of our neighborhood. They hav’t been as active lately, but when they are...ew, does it stink. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer