WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL
ORE EVEN MEE, TOONA
WE IZ POSTIN A WEE BIT EARL
LEE THIZ WEEK
WE IZ POSTIN A WEE BIT EARL
LEE THIZ WEEK
N WE WANNA PAY PROPZ TA MOMZ
DE WERLD OVER
FOR MOMZ DAY THIZ SUNDAY
TOONA TEE VEE WILL BE BAK NEXT WEEK
SOON AZ WE CAN FIND OUT
WEAR DE CAMERA CREW WENT
N FIGURE OUT WEAR
WE LEEVED OFF
SINZ WE HAZ BEEN OFF AIR NOW
FOR BOUT 9 YEERZ
ANY WAY; TWO NITE WE WANNA PAY PROPZ
TA MOMZ IN HONOR OH MOMZ DAY
N WE HAZ MADE A PLEDGE
BUT ONLY DURIN MOMZ DAY HOURZ
SEW THIS PLEDGE IZ IN EFFECT FRUM
1:49 AYE EM
TIL 3:28 PEE EM
WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
HEERZ WHAT WE PLEDGE
FOR MOMZ DAY
MAY 10, IN DE YEER 2020
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PEE ON DEE WALL
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUSH WASTE MATTER
OUTTA DE BOX
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA DIG
TIL WE SEE DE LITTER BOX BOTTOM
THEN PEE ON DE PLAZTIX
IN STED OH ON DE GRAVEL
WE PROMIZE TA LEEVE
DE KIBBLE IN DE DISH
IN STED OH DUMPIN IT ON DE FLOOR
N PLAYIN HOCKEY
WE PROMIZE TA LIKE DE FOOD
WE LIKED YESTURR DAY
IN STED OH SAYIN WE NOW HATEZ IT
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA PUT TOYZ
IN DE WATERZ DISH
ORE UZE IT TA BATHE R FEETZ
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA JUMP
ON & OFF DE BED
78 TIMEZ
AT 4:31 IN DE MORNIN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA LAY
WITH R AZZEZ IN YUR FACE
WHILE EWE TRIEZ TA SNOOZE
WE PROMIZE KNOT TWO
STARTZ A FITE ON DE BED
FOR SPACE RITEZ
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA FITE
EACH OTHER
JUST BEE COZ WE CAN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA CLIMB
DE DRAPEZ OR DE WINDOW SCREEN
THEN REE FUZE TA JUMP DOWN
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA USE R CLAWZ
ON DE WALLZ
SEW IT SOUNDZ LIKE CHALKZ ONA BORD
WE PROMIZE TA CONTINMEW
TA SHARPENZ R CLAWZ
ON DE SAME PEECE OH UPHOLSTREE
IN STED OH PICKIN OUT
SUM THIN NEW
WE PROMIZE KNOT TA MAKE
NOE MORE PROMIZEZ
COZ BYE NOW ITZ PROB A BLEE
3:38 PEE EM
~~~~~ HOWEVERZ WE DUE PROMIZE ~~~~
WE LOVEZ EWE
HAPPEE MOMZ DAY
TWO MOM EVEREE WEAR ♥♥♥♥♥
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
BEE HAPPEE, HEALTHEE & SAFEZ
© MAY 4, 2020
All Rights Reserved
40 comments:
Glad to see your kitties back on the web. Sounds like you are doing to be really good for your Mom. Sending purrs from Patch and Flower. xxx
We are so glad you are back! We missed you!
We've missed you! That is a mighty fine tribute to Moms and it sounds like a wonderful way to celebrate!
Yay! Hope all is well, and Mom's have the worstest job ever...raising sticky fisted brats! I ought to know, since I was the bratiest brat EVER!
Oh dear ones and may the 4th be with you all too. I sure have missed you.
Your Mom and your Mom's Mom deserved the bestest Mother's Day and it sounds like you are ready.
Hugs Cecilia
We were so happy to see a new post from you! That's a lot of promises....we hope you can keep them. Happy Mom's Day to your Mom!
The Florida Furkids
It is great to see you back! Happy Mom's Day to all the moms.
It was in March in the UK and I don't know why it is not on the same day everywhere!
Please try and look at Friday's post if you can. It was 3 years from Flynn going to the Bridge.
happee mudderz day to yoo and yorz, an iz twoosday two-day, we wood like to order sum trout to carree owt
Glad you are back Tabbies. Hope you and the FSG are well. Take care.
Those are a lot of promises you made. We hope you can keep them. Happy Mother’s Day to the food girl.
You guys are the best! What a great list of mom's day promises! Amarula, Frodo and Zulu promised me that they would no longer decide to caterwaul at full lung capacity while I am trying to Zoom with friends!
We think your mom will love your thoughtful presents!
Is it good to hear from you, or what!!!??? I think I may try to make the same promises to my mom. Especially about my bee-hind in her face while she tries to sleep!
We hope you are all doing fine and it's great to hear from you. Kisses.
Emma and Buster
Those are a lot of promises. Happy Mother's Day to food service girl! Nice to see a post from you kitties. XO
Welcome back, we missed you! Those pledges for mom’s day are fantastic. Oh and so relatable :-) Why kitties dig litter box to the bottom and pee on plastic? Or make chalk on the board sound? LOL LOL moms love those promises :-) Happy Mother’s Day to FSG and all the moms!
The promise of love makes it all better. It's great to see you, i hope you now have steady internet access and can stay.
That is some great list of promises. I am sure you will keep all of them, or maybe half. Um, one or two?
The boys and I are so glad to see you tabbies back online. Sounds like you know all the tricks the boys know. SO nice of you to make those promises. Please make sure you leave the toilet paper alone, too (MACK)! I bet FSG doesn't care as much about those promises as she does that you treat her to a lot of love and caring on her special day.
SO glad you are back. I bet you have tons of tales to tell since you've been in lock down.
WOWZERS MEOWZERS GANG! Know what? I got all of your posts back to August 2019 in one email notice this morning. First time I've had any kind of notice before and WHAMMO - I get a pile of oldies but goodies. I will spend some time catchin' up but wanted to say what a GREAT Mom's Day List Of Promises. I would like to say I will be telling my Mom the same stuff but I'm afraid to SPOIL her too much - I may have to mod-eeee-fy my list a bit from yours. Moms are cool though....my Mom puts up with quite a bit from me (and Dad but that's another story). Anyway, I'm thrilled that maybe I will get post notices from you Trout Towners again and hope you know me and my old Mom love you even if we forgot to visit you as much as we'd like. It's her fault. Isn't that the way it always is???????
Your Pal, Ted-O-Nator (and his faulty Mom)
Woo hoo! So glad to see y'all back here. Hats off to momz all over, we say. Mine, especially. Gee- that sure is a lot of promises to keep. Here's hoping you can stick to 'em.
Welcome back gang! Everyone at ChezRanger hopes you are well!
I think that your promises are noble and would be much appreciated by moms everywhere! Our Daisy will ever only promise to be totally herself! And of course, we love her for it!
So glad to see you all back! That's a lotta promises! WE can't wait to hear how Moms Day went at your house! Tee hee!!
I want to know if the tabbies keep all those promises:)
Hope you have the best Mother's Day ever, FSG.
Holy cat! Your house sounds a lot more fun than ours!!!
It's good to have you guys back! That's a lot of promises; I can see why it's a limited time offer...
Phew! Promises galore!! Hope they all come true for your fab mom...aka FSG:)
good to hear from you once again. Our interweb junk is playing naughty with us the past few days so our getting things done or visits can be curtailed even as we are doing just that. Phooey!
Someone made a so called promise to come by on the 6th to try and fix the mess...and better soon, cause since pawppy is laid off now, it will be truly a nut case dwelling here if he can't connect...we know you know how that is:)
Purrs and wags, too.
((( ♥ )))
I'll bet you break them before, oh, 12:02 a.m. HAH TW's Nicky used to push the turds outta the box and play hockey with them. HAH! Happee Mother's Day to da FSG.
Whoa, that's a lot of Momz Day promises, Tabbies, But they are good ones, for sure. We are glad to see a post from you, dear pals. Happy Mother's Day to you and your awesome Food Service Girl!
great to hear from ya again.
"WE PROMIZE TA LIKE DE FOOD
WE LIKED YESTURR DAY
IN STED OH SAYIN WE NOW HATEZ IT"
why do you all do this???!!!
Grate to see you are back, if only briefly. Missed you and hope things are OK during lockdown.
Oh Tabbies you are back and doing well and staying safe and really knocking out the promises - we think you covered everything us cats do that drive the peeps nuts. Here's to a happy Mother's Day and staying safe to all--xoxo, Bibi & Meep
So glad you're back, Tabbies and with a lot of purromisses too...can't can have enough of them, right ;) Clean Pawkisses for a Happy Mother's Day to your special mom. Stay Safe Healthy and Yourselfie🙏🐾😽💞
Moms the world over will love that tribute you did for their holiday. Maybe you could sell the "wordz" to Hallmark cards and make lots of dough. Tee hee hee. Purr purr purr.
haha we think you'll keep most of those promises for a few seconds anyway. Welcome back.
Pawsome promises gang! We think it will be hard to accomplish though so the easiest way is to snooze as much as possible ;)
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
Happy Mother's Day, FSG.
Happy Mother's Day! Wow, you guys sure did make a lot of promises. Manna and Dexter don't know if they could keep all of those promises.
We hope you all kept those promises - and that your mom had a wonderful Mother's Day!
You got them all but the most one impawtent one was last and most and we love our Mums! Purrs friends
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