Wednesday, March 18, 2020

AN IRISH HIZZ TREE LEZZON ♣♣♣♣♣

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE 
TA PREE SENTZ 
TWO R VIEWIN AUDDE ANTZ
OH 3 PEEPULZ 

A SMALL LESSON IN HISS TREE
BOUT HOW SNAKEZ 
GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE

HOW THEY LEEVED

N WHY THEY NEVER REE TERNED

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7

"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR

89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO 
DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH 
IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ 
TA BEET ALL HELLZ

SUM MITE SAY 
FAAAAA 
DE GOOD LORD
DOEZ KNOT USE DE WERD HELLZ 

N WE SAY 
WELL HIM TOLL SATAN 
TA GO TA HELL
 
KNOT, YO DOOD
GO GET SUM COFFEE 
N DUE KNOT COME BAK

ANYWAY DE LORD TOLL NOAH 
HIM BEST GATHER UP 
ALL DE ANIMALZ 
N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE

WE DUE KNOT NOE 
IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE 
BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME 
FOR R CITEE ANY WAY

NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY 
BUT EYE AM KNOT

K.N.O.T 

TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ 
ON THIZ JOURNEE 

& DE LORD SAID 
NOE PROBLEM DOOD 
LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE

SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSATION

& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ 
THAT THEY IZ 
 THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID

KNOT LONG AFTURR 
DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE 

FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH

BOUT THIS TIME 
NOAH WAZ SAILIN 
PAST DE EMERALD AISLE

N HIM SAID 
TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
IF YA THINK 
YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME 

YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN

  NOAH DOCKED DE ARK
PUSHED DE SNAKEZ 
ONTO IRISH SOILZ 

N TOOK OFF LIKE
DE WIND

🌥🌥🌥🌥🌥 

STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH

SNAKES IN IRELAND

NEXT WEEK HEER 
ON TOONA TEE VEE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥


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44 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Great story, kitties...cannot wait for the conclusion!
I'd read somewhere, that cats are not mentioned in The Bible anywhere...
What's with that?!?

Mickey's Musings said...

Oh boy!! We are looking forward to the conclusion too!!!!!!!!!!!!
We always like getting our information here ;)
Purrs,Georgia and Julie

Me said...

Sssnakes? Gagggh! We want to rid ourselves of them too, so we are staying tuned (or is that Tuna-ed?) MOL MOL! purrs, Bibi & Meep

Crafting Queen said...

Can't wait to hear the end of this story kitties. Hope you are all having great week. Keep safe. Sending lots of purrs from Patch and flower.x

The J-Cats said...

Mol. Mol. Mol! We will stay tuna-ed. We can't wait to find out what happened next!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Hail to the Mongoose.
Giggling a L O T
Hugs Cecilia

Kea said...

We, too, are looking forward to part 2 of the history lesson! The biped certainly doesn't remember learning this in school. Haha.

Sandra Cox said...

I wish they'd stayed in Ireland instead of swimming to the U.S.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

I'm not sure if I can go to Ireland now I know that all the snakes are in the soil...hope to hear in the conclusion that it's only on tuna tv, maybe b..tv, Tabbies😸😸Pawkisses for a Happy Wednesday and we hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day🐾😽💞

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Wonderful history lesson! I must have been absent in school that day home with a virus.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We learn the best history lessons here!

pilch92 said...

That is very interesting. And I thought I was familiar with Bible stories :) Stay healthy Food Service Girl. XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh snakes, we thought that might be the case! We'll be back!!!

Pat Hatt said...

Well now there is a snake in the grass if I ever heard of one lol

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Happy belated St. Patrick's Day. The boys and I are finally back online after we got kicked off last weekend. Thankfully, I was in time to see how the snakes got to Ireland. Now I watch with bated (or is that BAITED?) breath to see the conclusion of this tall tale (or is that TAIL?). Good TV show, dear tabbies. Keep FSG safe and secure, too, PLEASE.

Ivan from WMD said...

We're looking forward to a snake wake!

The Island Cats said...

We always knew snakes were sneaky!

Tamago said...

Oh those bass terd snakes sneaking into the ship! So it’s gonna be un-exciting conclusion? Lol but I look forward to it :-D

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

We have looked but we can't find the phrase get the hell of out dodge in the bible

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

MOL, MOL! What a funny twist on that story of ancient history!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, man. Those snakes are crafty! We will come back!!!

Katie Isabella said...

Those snakes ARE much more crafty than I thought they were. I am tooned in! I'll be here for the next installment!

Pam and Teddy said...

Well this story is a lot more reasonable than others I've heard about snakes and The Land of Leprechauns. I knew the Tuna Crew would tell it like it is!

Hugs, Ted-o-nator

Dma said...

are adam and eve part of this story too?

Chuck Huss said...

I love reading about history.

Photo Cache said...

Now have you seen snakes IRL? We share our human's fear of snakes.

Emma and Buster

CJ Kennedy said...

Finally the real story!

Feline Opines, the World from a Feline Point of View said...

We hate snakes and our Female Human can't even see a picture of one without freaking out. Glad to know the REAL story!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto

John Bellen said...

Hmm, I don't recall this bit... I'll certainly be tuning in to read what happened next. The things one learns on the internet...

Smudge said...

Well we've certainly learned a new version of things here! I love your take on this. It's surely amusing, to say the least!

Sandra Cox said...

FSG: You should write a cat dictionary:)
Stay safe. Stay healthy.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

How cool a story is that! These days they'd need passports, which raises the question as to whether that decriminatory to snakes, after all them snakes dont have pockets! Anyways, back to the plot. Those guys sure were luck to get away with not being arrested as illegals! I wonder how the story concludes?
Purrs
ERin

Anonymous said...

So that's why Ireland got stuck with so many snakes! Never wanted to go there cause of the rollin' hills and folk that talk oddly. Mom told me she Irish...that's why I can't understand her sometimes!

Shoko

Three Chatty Cats said...

I would've done the exact same thing. Snakes? No thank you!

messymimi said...

Thanks for the history lesson, i always learn something from you!

Saku said...

Mom bean says this is a fascinating history lesson. We wouldn't want snakes around either!

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Hey, makes perfect sense to me! The snakes should have been grateful they were getting off the ark since the mongeese (there were two, right?) were sure to give them I think you said hellz?!! - Tom x

Timmy Tomcat said...

Whuh Uh! What did those sneaky snakes think when No-Ah pushed them over into the water? "Here is a place to sneak?" "We are going to live here in clover?" We dont know but we hope there is an answer to sneaky snakes

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Wow....what a great history lesson! WE always knew them were sneaky snakes!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Snakes in Ireland! This sounds more exciting than Snakes on a Plane!!! Can't wait for the rest!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Stopped by to bring you Clean Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend. Stay Safe Healthy and Yourselfie and hope the Lock Down will be over soon🐾😽💞

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

We just wanted you all to know we're thinking of you ... and can't wait for the conclusion of The snakes of Ireland (more or less).

Deziz World said...

Well kittens!!! We're so far behind. We know you purrobably won'r see this fur some time ifin at all. But, we are thinkin' 'bout ya'll and missin' ya' very much. Stay safe and big hugs fur all.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Anonymous said...

More...we need to read more on the snakes of Irish-land.

Tyebe