WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE
TA PREE SENTZ
TWO R VIEWIN AUDDE ANTZ
OH 3 PEEPULZ
A SMALL LESSON IN HISS TREE
BOUT HOW SNAKEZ
GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE
HOW THEY LEEVED
HOW THEY LEEVED
N WHY THEY NEVER REE TERNED
WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7
"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR
89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO
DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH
IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ
TA BEET ALL HELLZ
SUM MITE SAY
FAAAAA
DE GOOD LORD
DOEZ KNOT USE DE WERD HELLZ
N WE SAY
WELL HIM TOLL SATAN
TA GO TA HELL
KNOT, YO DOOD
GO GET SUM COFFEE
N DUE KNOT COME BAK
ANYWAY DE LORD TOLL NOAH
HIM BEST GATHER UP
ALL DE ANIMALZ
N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE
WE DUE KNOT NOE
IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE
BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME
FOR R CITEE ANY WAY
NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY
BUT EYE AM KNOT
K.N.O.T
TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ
ON THIZ JOURNEE
& DE LORD SAID
NOE PROBLEM DOOD
LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE
SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ
OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSATION
& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ
THAT THEY IZ
THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID
KNOT LONG AFTURR
DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE
FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH
BOUT THIS TIME
NOAH WAZ SAILIN
PAST DE EMERALD AISLE
N HIM SAID
TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
IF YA THINK
YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME
YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN
NOAH DOCKED DE ARK
PUSHED DE SNAKEZ
ONTO IRISH SOILZ
N TOOK OFF LIKE
DE WIND
🌥🌥🌥🌥🌥
STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH
SNAKES IN IRELAND
NEXT WEEK HEER
ON TOONA TEE VEE
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥
STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH
SNAKES IN IRELAND
NEXT WEEK HEER
ON TOONA TEE VEE
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥
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44 comments:
Great story, kitties...cannot wait for the conclusion!
I'd read somewhere, that cats are not mentioned in The Bible anywhere...
What's with that?!?
Oh boy!! We are looking forward to the conclusion too!!!!!!!!!!!!
We always like getting our information here ;)
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
Sssnakes? Gagggh! We want to rid ourselves of them too, so we are staying tuned (or is that Tuna-ed?) MOL MOL! purrs, Bibi & Meep
Can't wait to hear the end of this story kitties. Hope you are all having great week. Keep safe. Sending lots of purrs from Patch and flower.x
Mol. Mol. Mol! We will stay tuna-ed. We can't wait to find out what happened next!
MOL MOL MOL Hail to the Mongoose.
Giggling a L O T
Hugs Cecilia
We, too, are looking forward to part 2 of the history lesson! The biped certainly doesn't remember learning this in school. Haha.
I wish they'd stayed in Ireland instead of swimming to the U.S.
I'm not sure if I can go to Ireland now I know that all the snakes are in the soil...hope to hear in the conclusion that it's only on tuna tv, maybe b..tv, Tabbies😸😸Pawkisses for a Happy Wednesday and we hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's Day🐾😽💞
Wonderful history lesson! I must have been absent in school that day home with a virus.
We learn the best history lessons here!
That is very interesting. And I thought I was familiar with Bible stories :) Stay healthy Food Service Girl. XO
Oh snakes, we thought that might be the case! We'll be back!!!
Well now there is a snake in the grass if I ever heard of one lol
Happy belated St. Patrick's Day. The boys and I are finally back online after we got kicked off last weekend. Thankfully, I was in time to see how the snakes got to Ireland. Now I watch with bated (or is that BAITED?) breath to see the conclusion of this tall tale (or is that TAIL?). Good TV show, dear tabbies. Keep FSG safe and secure, too, PLEASE.
We're looking forward to a snake wake!
We always knew snakes were sneaky!
Oh those bass terd snakes sneaking into the ship! So it’s gonna be un-exciting conclusion? Lol but I look forward to it :-D
We have looked but we can't find the phrase get the hell of out dodge in the bible
MOL, MOL! What a funny twist on that story of ancient history!
Oh, man. Those snakes are crafty! We will come back!!!
Those snakes ARE much more crafty than I thought they were. I am tooned in! I'll be here for the next installment!
Well this story is a lot more reasonable than others I've heard about snakes and The Land of Leprechauns. I knew the Tuna Crew would tell it like it is!
Hugs, Ted-o-nator
are adam and eve part of this story too?
I love reading about history.
Now have you seen snakes IRL? We share our human's fear of snakes.
Emma and Buster
Finally the real story!
We hate snakes and our Female Human can't even see a picture of one without freaking out. Glad to know the REAL story!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Hmm, I don't recall this bit... I'll certainly be tuning in to read what happened next. The things one learns on the internet...
Well we've certainly learned a new version of things here! I love your take on this. It's surely amusing, to say the least!
FSG: You should write a cat dictionary:)
Stay safe. Stay healthy.
How cool a story is that! These days they'd need passports, which raises the question as to whether that decriminatory to snakes, after all them snakes dont have pockets! Anyways, back to the plot. Those guys sure were luck to get away with not being arrested as illegals! I wonder how the story concludes?
Purrs
ERin
So that's why Ireland got stuck with so many snakes! Never wanted to go there cause of the rollin' hills and folk that talk oddly. Mom told me she Irish...that's why I can't understand her sometimes!
Shoko
I would've done the exact same thing. Snakes? No thank you!
Thanks for the history lesson, i always learn something from you!
Mom bean says this is a fascinating history lesson. We wouldn't want snakes around either!
Hey, makes perfect sense to me! The snakes should have been grateful they were getting off the ark since the mongeese (there were two, right?) were sure to give them I think you said hellz?!! - Tom x
Whuh Uh! What did those sneaky snakes think when No-Ah pushed them over into the water? "Here is a place to sneak?" "We are going to live here in clover?" We dont know but we hope there is an answer to sneaky snakes
Wow....what a great history lesson! WE always knew them were sneaky snakes!
Snakes in Ireland! This sounds more exciting than Snakes on a Plane!!! Can't wait for the rest!
Stopped by to bring you Clean Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend. Stay Safe Healthy and Yourselfie and hope the Lock Down will be over soon🐾😽💞
We just wanted you all to know we're thinking of you ... and can't wait for the conclusion of The snakes of Ireland (more or less).
Well kittens!!! We're so far behind. We know you purrobably won'r see this fur some time ifin at all. But, we are thinkin' 'bout ya'll and missin' ya' very much. Stay safe and big hugs fur all.
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
More...we need to read more on the snakes of Irish-land.
Tyebe
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