two nitez
eppa soda
oh toon
tee vee izza ree runz
coz we
due knot noe if itz
wednesday
morn
twooz day
lunch brake
thurzday eat
yur dinner
5 am ore
9 at nite
pleez reed
on
“catz N
vampirez be one N de same “
vampirez
sleep in coffinz
catz luv
boxez
vampirez
haz big fangz az teeth
catz haz
big fangz az teeth
vampirez
sleep all day long
catz
sleep all day long
vampirez
keep sum home soil close by
catz love
dirt
vampirez
like ta bite necks
catz like
ta bite neckz
vampirez
sudden lee a pier outta noe wear
catz
sudden lee a pier outta noe wear
vampirez
like ta use squint eye hip noe tizm
catz like
ta use squint eye hip noe tizm
vampirez
look good in black
black
kittehz rock...plane & sim pull
de onlee
reel diffrunce
bee tween
vampirez N catz
catz like
ta chillax in de sun
vampirez
refuze ta due sew
de pur poze oh thiz
storee:
de pur poze oh thiz
storee:
we hate ewe
day lite
savinz time
bee coz bass
terd burd song
now
startz sharp
everree
day at 5 AM
heerz two a happee healthee
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live darknezz
peace out N rock on
long live darknezz
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41 comments:
DST is heck!
It's never a good idea to start something new during a full moon, and that's why this DST is extra CRAPPY!
Kitties are vampirez, who knew!lol You kitties crack me up. Sending lots of purrs from Patch and Flower. Have a great weekend. x
MOL!! But now you've let our secrets loose on the interwebs!
Oh Da Tabbies o Trout Towne and FSG may I join you merry band of DST disgruntled felines and females? I don't sleep very well anyway and then the steal an hour? Wrong on so many levels
Hugs Cecilia
LOL vampires and kitties have so much in common! But with one big difference :-)
We are certainly not happy about losing an hour!
I never realized how similar cats are to vampires. Garlic would kill both too. Another big difference- cats are way cuter :) XO
What an absolutely clever comparison. I never thought of it that way. I totally agree dear Tabbies. The boys and my sleeping schedules are way off. They wake me to let me know it's breakfast, when it dark thirty. Thanks for the comparison, though. I will say, I have given two cats forever homes and would NEVER do that for a vampire.
I hope the vampires get the evil time changers!
Since this biped is up between 4 - 4:30 AM every morning regardless of the day, the time change doesn't have much effect. :-D
It's amazing, though, how similar cats and vampires really are! Hmmm...maybe cats are an evolved sub-species of vampire, loving the sunshine as they do. ;-)
vampires hate garlic. i haven't tested it but i'm pretty sure the boyz would hate garlic too.
I never thought about it before, but you are 100% right!
Gee! Now that you mention it, we cats ARE like Dracula! MOL!!
Our Julie likes to prowl around the house at night. We know she
is not Dracula because she loves the sunshine ;)
We are not fans of time change, but we like more sun after supper.
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
😺 and black cats are cool!
I would be more scared of cats than vampires.
We’re with you 100% on the whole daylight savings thing.
We don't care for the extra yawning all the time either. Don't they know that most heart attacks happen on Monday...oh wait, the day after DST is a Sunday...Hah, but those peeps are stressed out so they can't sleep enough and they get sick...
And we sure hope you got in tons of naps after those silly noisy burds went back to their nests.
MOL! But da DST makes da BURDS later. Which I guess are a good thing. Least when you stay up all nite.
MOL...you make DST time a lot funnier that it is, Tabbies...oh, and Granny never looks at me the same since your post...MOL MOL...😸Pawkisses for a Happy Thursday🐾😽💞
So we can go stab the evil time changers? Great news. And blame it on the burds. Almost had us with the vampire thing, but yeah, we like the sun too much.
Our mom is obsessed with vampires! I can't tell you how many times we've watched Twilight! MOL We hate the time change and think it's so stupid!
This has got to stop! This vampire daylight sucky savings idea. Who came up with this stoopid idea? We finally got our mom trained to serve us breakfast and dinner at the right time, when its neither too dark or too light. And now we gotta train her all over again. We are done! No more daylight vampire savings time.
Who knew the number of similarities between vampires and cats? You blew all our minds. Good thing the comparisons stopped at the sun. Nothing better than a great sun puddle. DST doesn’t really bother us, and our mom likes it. As long as we get fed based on our tummy clocks and not some arbitrary number we are okay. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Whoa.... that's a kinda scary list, guys!
Who knew there were so many similarities? We don't like DST either.
The Florida Furkids
I’ve not thought of the similarity between cats and vampires before, guys, but you’re right - and right about the exception, too. (And I would not miss daylight saving time, either, if it disappeared…)
I guess sleeping in the sun makes cats better than vampires. That's good to know in case someone is trying to decide which one to adopt.
We wish we had some sun to sleep in friends. Love this simply love it!
MOL We hate the daylight savings time too. We don't actually care what the clock says so long as mommy 'members to run our house on tummy time. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Daylight saving is dangerous, changing clocks is damaging to our sleep cycles and health.
Cats are better than vampires in my world!
You are preaching to the choir kitties.
Emma and Buster
"Peace out N Rock on, long live darknezz"- Okay, Ozzy. What great comparisons, and all so very, very true.
MOL, cats could be vampires I guess! Except for that last point of the sun. And yes, this time change business...no fun!
Well I never look at it that way before!But now you say it.... Of course I hate it and love it! I hate it as my night time prowling gets cut short but love it for the same reason, and because I get to chase them birdds earlier, MOL
Have a nice whatever-day-it-is day.
Purrs
ERin
Who knew vampires and kitties had so much in common!
YES. This explains it purrfectly! We knew there was a reason we hate DST so much. We're the same as vampires! XO
You had me almost thinking I have two vampires here, but yes, they do love sunshine unlike vampires. We HATE daylight savings time!
Purrsonally, I think those at the V-E-T are vampires, 'cause they like to take the blood of pussycats. And I think they are somehow in cahoots with ALIENS. Maybe those "bast terd burds" are vampire-ALIEN hybrids! EEK!
We also like to look at ourselves in the mirror.....vampires have no image so no look in mirror. Vets are definitely vampires as Valentine says. We try to steer clear of them guys cause one bite and we'll be singin' the song of our peeples forever.
Shoko
I am sold! You are right - Vamps and cats are so much alike (aside from the sun thingy) and of course all cats look great in capes too!
This post is very appropriate to this minute. After just giving Bear his insulin shot, I have 14 new fang marks in my arm - two with large bruises around them. I wish I were exaggerating. I have one to add ... garlic is good for neither cats nor vampires!
We don't have day lite savings time...unless we do and we don't know about it. Mom bean says we either went on it or off it a hunnerd years ago (over 50 years ago) and never changed again. So the burds are pretty quiet here still. Us kitties, not so much! MOL
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