Thursday, September 19, 2019

A PIE RATZ DAY SHAN TEE

 
white fish wavez everee one 
N wel come ta tuna tee vee
wear we bee a broad castin 
frum de upper deck 
oh de SS DUDE
 
 
we waz in de galley last nite
& we finded a chckn
 in de fridge  
tho how de bass terd  
getted ther  
iz any onez guezz  
 yet ..we dee sided
 ta sing de chckn a song 
 coz whatz pie ratz day 
 with out a shantee   
♫♪♫♫♪  
ye bilge suckin chckn burd 
we hate ye scurvee ass 
 we wood feed ye two de fish 
but it wood poison 
 all de bass 
 a black spot upon ye hide 
ye addled poxed blaggard  
noe quarter for ye chckn burd 
now smart lee  
two for rard  
ma roon ya two that 
peece oh land 
with bones N wind N galez  
ore davy jones 
 locker for ye 
coz dead men  
tell noe tales  
ye bilge suckin chckn burd 
we hate ye bass terd ass 
 we shaint say  
fair winds two thee ~~ 
long live 
trout towne sazz    
BURD OVER BORED !

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39 comments:

Me said...

Pie ratz rule! We could feel, I mean really feel, that creature being thrown overboard. Yeah Trouties! xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Zoolatry said...

Oh burd, poor burdie. The Plundering Paws had set sail ... on the way to save you from bein' tossed over-the-board! Hang on, swim East, won't be long ... now, yes, long live trout towne ... but we still Love BurdZ.

Eastside Cats said...

And a yo ho ho and a bottle full of rum!
Happy Meow Like A Pirate Day!

CJ Kennedy said...

Aye, that's a rollikin' guid tune. A real peg leg tapper. Send the chicken to Ink. He loved chicken. Poor boy was allergic to fish. Go figure! ⛵

Brian's Home Blog said...

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Me timbers have been shivered, ye be having a bounty of fun!

Crafting Queen said...

Oh no kitties, but they do taste really good.lol Purrs from Patch and flower.

My Mind's Eye said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO not a burd in your fridge....you might need to beef up your security so that never EVER no NEVER happens again. MOL MOL MOL
I hope none of you kittehs or the FSG needed CPR after that nightmarish discovery!!
Hugs Cecilia

The Florida Furkids said...

Ahoy Mateys Ye did good making that burd walk the plank.

The Florida Furkids

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Aye Mateys! I'm happy to take that chicken off of your paws!!! Love, Cap'n Cody

Dma said...

that is the best shanty ever. bilge suckin chicken bird indeed.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That'll teach the bilge sucking chicken burd to stowaway in your fridge!

Just Ducky said...

Ahoy Trout Town. Hoist the sale and let's plunder the high seas.

Mickey's Musings said...

Yar!! A mighty fine shanty you have there!We wish you happy plunderin and a bass turd burd free day today and every day!!
Arrrrrr,Georgia,Julie and JJ

pilch92 said...

I sure hope the fish don't eat that burd. Happy Pirate Day! XO

Anonymous said...

What a beauty-ful song to a boid. The chickhen will not harm you and he makes good eats.

Lovely pirate day theme.

Tornado Tyebe

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Quite a snappy ditty.

Sandra Cox said...

Ahoy tabby mateys, that is a grand cat pirate song.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Happy Pirates Day, dear Tabbies. You have certainly celebrated to the hilt. You sure know how to have a great Pirates Day, singing songs that are peg leg tapping. I know you threw the burd overboard, but I bet if you ever tried it, you would love the taste as much as your salmon or TUNA!

Ivan from WMD said...

A fine shanty indeed!

The Island Cats said...

Aye, that burd be a scurvy dog! Make it walk thee plank! Arrrrgh!

Cathy Keisha said...

Appaws! Appaws! What a catchy shanty. I like the Davy Jones locker idea.

The Swiss Cats said...

Yay, pawsome poem ! Throw that birdie overboard ! Purrs

Lone Star Cats said...

Arrrrgh, I luved it!

Tamago said...

I love your song! We sure don't want to poison bass with bass terd burds!

Three Chatty Cats said...

Aww, that poor bird!! Happy (belated) Meow Like A Pirate Day!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Yarrr that tis the finest song on the sea! Sink dat no gud fur nuttin to the briney deep

Pat Hatt said...

The burd got the shaft, way to be, into the sea.

Fr. Tom Fish said...

I thought trout pirate cats liked chicken..oh, well. Davy Jones' Locker just got another bird! - Tom x

messymimi said...

An excellent pirate shanty, it sounds like you had a pirate-tastic day!

Smudge said...

A fine grand shanty indeed!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Arrr mateys, Shanti Shanti ;) I sure may hope that burd basturd still can fly...MOL😹Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

noodlecat said...

We love your song!
Very pirate-y...

Noodle and crew

Deziz World said...

MOL Guess ya'll told that bird what fur huh?. MOL Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

John Bellen said...

It seems such a waste of a good chicken dinner - but then, I'm a human, so my perspective is a bit different.

meowmeowmans said...

Bye bye, burdie! Good job making it walk the plank!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Avast! We sawed da burd here in our fridge...how did that happen...aergghhhh!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Err ... you could've just mailed that chicken here! You forget I share Momma with The Boy ... bass terds don't bother me ;) ~Bear Cat

Herman and Dori said...

Apaws! Apaws! We loves yoor chiken song! Take a bow!

Valentine said...

[slapping my leg with my paw and rolling on the floor] ARR! That be a pirate's melody the likes o' me ne'er hear before. Ye be the poets of the briny sea. I would hire ye to sing fer me any day of the week, even if there be a storm a brewin' and Davy Jones be after my hide!