Wednesday, June 26, 2019

BOX N BREW PART 18.063


whitefish wavez everee one
N well come bak 
ta toona tee vee 
az all wayz starrin me de big katoona
N knot dai$y ore mackerull

me N mackerull iz still 
on steak out sorta kinda all most
wunderin what went down 
at de box N brew a few back

N speakin oh steak; cuzin daiz
on yur way home 
can ya pick up a few 
sew we got sum thin ta eat 
when we get home

dai$y: I most certainly WON'T
besides we are stuck in a traffic jam
from some incident going on
at the south north side of trout towne

here's a snap I took just moments
ago


tuna: what de sam hell

mackerull: what de sam hell 
iz de sam hell
all a bout 
eye canna see de snap

dai$y: apparently the ruffians left 
the box and brew 
and headed for this side of towne
and totally trashed the corner club

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mack a tack 
can ya heer any thing
on de pole lease ray de oh 
bout thiz
inn sa dent

mackerull: eye am onlee one yeer old

due ya noe my a tenshunz span

bee sidez de pole leeze heer
iz tryin ta inter veew
 sum witnezzez

tuna: it soundz like they iz knot talkin

what a load oh crap 

ta bee continmewed


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39 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

When one knocks over the litter box, one must expect some peeballs and pooplogs!

pilch92 said...

Do I see some art in that load of crap? Just kidding. Better keep watching for more details on what happened. Penny thanks you for displaying her badge. XO

Kea said...

Yikes! The ruffians certainly did a number on the corner club. We hope the police will catch them!

Just Mags said...

That is quite the incident...what a mess! Hope you find out the details and the police get the guilty parties arrested. And you can get that mess all cleaned up soon. Hugs and nose kisses

Saku said...

OMC, there sure is a lot of bad stuff happening. We sure hope you kitties don't have to clean up the mess. Oh wait, you never do!

World of Animals, Inc said...

That is going to cause a big traffic jam today. Hope everything will be cleaned up soon and the incident is resolved. Thanks for sharing. Have a great day.
World of Animals

My Mind's Eye said...

MOLMOLMOL a load of crap for some reason that tickled my funny bone.
I never ever understood how Angel Madi flung her litter from here to kingdom come. Now that she is an angel I can tell everyone that she NEVER EVER covered her poop and more interestingly she 'required' two boxes. Didn't poop where she pp'd or pp where she pooped.
I did love that Diva. Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of my first post with Madi in it
Hugs Cecilia

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang, someone shuld be fined for illegal dumping!

Meep said...

What a turnover -- the plot thickens-we're staying tuned.--xoxox, Bibi & Meep

Pat Hatt said...

Wow, those ruffins sure stirred umm poop up.

messymimi said...

Ohm dear! My hope is you will catch these ruffians sooner rather than later, before they strike again.

Marg said...

Oh no, not a dumped litter box. Bad ruffians. But those things happen. Hope you all have a super evening.

CJ Kennedy said...

A load of crap 💩 indeed

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Looks a bit like the Mack attack has caused this pile-up. If not, I hope we learn who did.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Oh, dear...that purr-pet-trator must be the same one who came here and left a lot of brown streaks on top on the box thing here...of there are a whole lot of not-mes lurking around.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

A load of crap! Hahahahaha. When life hands you crap, be a crapper (cat rapper) like Bear :) If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Lone Star Cats said...

OMC, those ruffians really rocked dat box!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those ruffians certainly turned the Corner Club over. When they get caught the proverbial will hit the fan!!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Hmm, sounds like there are some seriously crap happy ruffians in town! Best call en the feds, maybe?
Purrs
ERin

Tamago said...

That is a load of crap indeed. But did we need to see that image? LOL you are hysterical!
So where is the south north side of Trout Towne? Your town map may be confusing a little bit hahaha :-)

Crafting Queen said...

Was there an earthquake??? Don't give Flower and Patch any ideas. lol Have a great week kitties and your food service gal. x

Pam and Teddy said...

OK - this is definitely an exciting story but my favorite parts is the "crap interpretation" exhibit at the end. I say from left to right we have (1) medium crap with baby crap following, (2) beige colored crap, and (3) crap with crooked tail. How'd I do??????? You all ARE the crapmasters after all!

Hugs, Ted-o-nator

Photo Cache said...

That is a disaster!

Emma and Buster

Valentine said...

It looks like the ruffians whipped through that club like a torn-a-doe, but not to be confused with a deer. Tee hee hee. Winks.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Holey Shit...seems that someone saw a ghost...besides of the content...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend to all of you🐾😽💞

Ivan from WMD said...

OMC!!! We would go mental if that happened here!

Cathy Keisha said...

This incident stinks to high heaven! I can't even smell a rat since the witnesses reared their ugly heads. Pee U.

Fr. Tom Fish said...

What a mess and a das-turdly deed to boot! - Tom x

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Lookss like a 'cat-tastrophee' to mee Tuna an Dai$y an Mackerull...Make sure to stay on steak out....find THE purrpetrator!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma

meowmeowmans said...

Darn those ruffians! They really did a number (two) on the corner club!

John Bellen said...

This crime wave is getting worse...

Katie Isabella said...

ALL of you. These perps MUST be caught. I imagine the witnesses will probably sound, well, sorta, well...you know...fishy! So amp up their credibility to the pole eeze.

Katie Isabella said...

Dai$y, ready when you are. I need new shoes and a wee purse. red high heels.

Three Chatty Cats said...

That looks like a real pile-up of a traffic jam!

Colehaus Cats said...

Clean up on Aisle 6! That must have been some party over there. Just look at the pile-up leaving the place!

Timmy Tomcat said...

What in flipping Sam Fill iz going on with those sneaky sneaks
Timmy
Be right with you girls
Miss Fitz

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

What a load of crap indeed! I know you'll get to the bottom of things even if you have to get down and dirty to do it!

Katie Isabella said...

OMC! Mom ia rollin'!
(but not too near the corner Club)(you know...there may be witnesses there)

Chuck Huss said...

Is the South North side anywhere near the East West side. :)