whitefish wavez two any one whooz still watchin
toona tee vee starrin KNOT dai$y
ore mackerull
but mee toona
if last weekz eppa soda
dinna make ewe say
them tabbies cover sum
CRAP azz nooze storeez
nothin ever will
less ya keep watchin
thiz weekz coverage
ya mite rememburr
sum thin went down at de
box N brew
N mizzturr noe name
waz beeted ta an all most pulp
we iz still waitin
on hiz med up date bye de way
& knot 5 minitz N 68 secondz later
thiz oh curred
at de corner club
de pole lease at de box N brew
waz gettin noe wear fast
with gettin sum inn foe frum de club goerz
but we did lurn that de bouncer
heer at de corner club
waz laid flat with a twisted leg
~~~~~
~~~~~
tuna: mackerull; dood can ya leeve de seen
at de box N brew
see if ya can getz an interveew
with thiz bouncer dood
mackerull: on it ~~~~~~~~~~
hay, sea cure a tee dood
what de be jezuz happened
sea cure a tee dood: wher R thoz
little terdz at
little terdz at
mackerull: whoa dood
iz they de onez who laid ya flat
N mezzed up de corner club
sea cure a tee dood: eye think sew
eye toll em ta get out
coz they waz under weight
toona: dont cha meen
under age
can ya givez uz a
"what did they look like"
sea cure a tee dood: yez
ta bee continmewed
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45 comments:
Sounds like security dud will be able to tell you everything that happened. Have a nice 4th in Trout Towne. XO
We wonder what see cure a tee dood knows that we don't?
The Florida Furkids
Mama cannot think anything to write after seeing security dude's photo.
Emma and Buster
Mack, you will make a great interviewer one of these days because you got that poor see curity dude a bit flustered.
Stay safe tabbies over this holiday. DO NOT go outside. DO find a calming place while all your buds and friends are NOT chill axing.
Every buddy needs an eye in the sky working for them.
Hugs to the FSG
Cecilia
Security dude has the scoop! Uh, no pun intended! :-D
Happy 4th of July to you all, we hope your Food Service Girl enjoys the time off work.
Oh, MY! Catness!
Petcretary thinks she had better not show this to Pipo, he has hims own box-tails in the croquette making business...think layer cakes, MOL!!
And the roll of Sea Cure It Tea...well, its a dirty job, but someone's gotta take care of stuff...
and POTP for the twisted leg dude or dudette:)
The security, we think that they have all the answers. Can't wait to the next post. Thanks for the share. Have a wonderful holiday.
World of Animals
Yikes! Those little turdz really caused a commotion at the corner!!!
We hope the seecurity doodz can find them ;) MOL!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
Hmmm we think the security dude may come up a little flat.
Let's hope security's positive ID of the perpetrator results in arrest and conviction (or at least them being dumped in the garbage and hauled away).
We wonder if the sea cure it tee dood will find time to keep you all safe from the noise tomorrow, otherwise, who KNOWS what will happen at the corner club!
I hope the sea cure it tee dood isn't giving them a load of crap to throw the boys off the scent.
Something doesn't smell right with that security dude!
Oh man, some folks will try anything to get into a club. BUT one wonders if there was anything else going down there? I can feel something in my water. . . . keep hunting, guys, the writing may well be in the sand, MOL
Purrs
ERin
I hope that Security Dood has good insurance coverage - that mangled leg is gonna require some surgery!
Hugs, Ted-o-nator
Hope you all have a nice quiet 4th of July. Sending purrs from Patch and Flower.
Something smells to high heaven!
Happy July 4th!
Dang, he sort of looks like our neighbor!
That's some down and dirty bizness going on there. We sure hope you kitties get to the bottom of it.
Holy moley sploding fireworks -- what happened? I guess Security dude will litterally spill the pellets! Waiting for the next episode! :)
Happy Fourth of July!
Those little terdz may be under weight, I mean under age, but I sure smell something!
Happy 4th of July, Tabbies. Stay safe and have a great holiday weekend!
MOL ! The security dude can find them ! Purrs
Ha. Look like sum thin went down alright:)
Thanks for the mention on the sidebar. Frank and I both appreciate it:)
You rock, FSG.
i would not mess with that security dude.
Hi Toona. Someone has been up to no good. You all have a fantastic day.
Stinky pooh...the security dude can't get through.
Shoko
stay safe and well.
Happy belated 4th.
Bury security dude in the box!
Looks like those evil little turdz gave sea-cure-a-tea dood a real good pasting! At least he got a good look at them to ID them again.
Doing a fine job toona:)
The usual suspects, in a way, eh?
trout talkin' tabbies vs. tough trouncin' turdies..!!- Tom x
Hmm, I’m not so sure about that security doodoo, I mean dude.
OMC What a mess!!! Mommy would have a cow ifin we turned over the box and strewed litter everywhere. MOL Can't wait to see who's respawnsible fur this fiasco. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
anxiously awaiting the next episode...
Oh my!! Did those turds just jump up there or was there a tad of help from the fishy gallery. I'm bettin' on the assistance. mol
Shoko
Oh dear....somebody missed the kitty litter or threw the prize out of the litter afterwards. Glad I don't have to clean it up.
Shoko
I only wish that I had the kind of amazing imagination that could turn and entire litter box into a myriad magical stories!
[Rolling on the floor with laughter] Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Wowy, you all sure are getting to the bottom of the mystery. The pictures are priceless and purrvide some good clues. I luv your reportin' styles!
So when's the next episode? I don't want to be on the right channel at the wrong time. Or on the wrong channel at the right time. Never mind, I'm confusing myself.
Mew mew mew yore see-cure-it-tee dude iss a bit stinky!!! So funny Tabbiess...yore all so clevurr!!!! Now to figure out who did THE deed rite?
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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