Wednesday, July 3, 2019

BOX N BREW N DE CORNER CLUB

whitefish wavez two any one whooz still watchin 
toona tee vee starrin KNOT dai$y
ore mackerull 
but mee toona

if last weekz eppa soda 
dinna make ewe say

them tabbies cover sum 
CRAP azz nooze storeez

nothin ever will

less ya keep watchin 
thiz weekz coverage

ya mite rememburr 
sum thin went down at de 
box N brew 
N mizzturr noe name 
waz beeted ta an all most pulp

we iz still waitin 
on hiz med up date bye de way

& knot 5 minitz N 68 secondz later 
thiz oh curred
at de corner club


de pole lease at de box N brew 
waz gettin noe wear fast 
with gettin sum inn foe frum de club goerz 

but we did lurn that de bouncer 
heer at de corner club
waz laid flat with a twisted leg

~~~~~

tuna: mackerull; dood can ya leeve de seen 
at de box N brew
see if ya can getz an interveew 
with thiz bouncer dood

mackerull: on it ~~~~~~~~~~
hay, sea cure a tee dood
what de be jezuz happened

sea cure a tee dood: wher R thoz
little terdz at



mackerull: whoa dood 

iz they de onez who laid ya flat 
N mezzed up de corner club

sea cure a tee dood:  eye think sew 

eye toll em ta get out 
coz they waz under weight

toona: dont cha meen 
under age
can ya givez uz a 
"what did they look like"

sea cure a tee dood: yez

 ta bee continmewed

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45 comments:

pilch92 said...

Sounds like security dud will be able to tell you everything that happened. Have a nice 4th in Trout Towne. XO

The Florida Furkids said...

We wonder what see cure a tee dood knows that we don't?

The Florida Furkids

Photo Cache said...

Mama cannot think anything to write after seeing security dude's photo.

Emma and Buster

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Mack, you will make a great interviewer one of these days because you got that poor see curity dude a bit flustered.

Stay safe tabbies over this holiday. DO NOT go outside. DO find a calming place while all your buds and friends are NOT chill axing.

My Mind's Eye said...

Every buddy needs an eye in the sky working for them.
Hugs to the FSG
Cecilia

Kea said...

Security dude has the scoop! Uh, no pun intended! :-D

Happy 4th of July to you all, we hope your Food Service Girl enjoys the time off work.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Oh, MY! Catness!

Petcretary thinks she had better not show this to Pipo, he has hims own box-tails in the croquette making business...think layer cakes, MOL!!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

And the roll of Sea Cure It Tea...well, its a dirty job, but someone's gotta take care of stuff...

and POTP for the twisted leg dude or dudette:)

World of Animals, Inc said...

The security, we think that they have all the answers. Can't wait to the next post. Thanks for the share. Have a wonderful holiday.
World of Animals

Mickey's Musings said...

Yikes! Those little turdz really caused a commotion at the corner!!!
We hope the seecurity doodz can find them ;) MOL!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Pat Hatt said...

Hmmm we think the security dude may come up a little flat.

messymimi said...

Let's hope security's positive ID of the perpetrator results in arrest and conviction (or at least them being dumped in the garbage and hauled away).

Ivan from WMD said...

We wonder if the sea cure it tee dood will find time to keep you all safe from the noise tomorrow, otherwise, who KNOWS what will happen at the corner club!

CJ Kennedy said...

I hope the sea cure it tee dood isn't giving them a load of crap to throw the boys off the scent.

meowmeowmans said...

Something doesn't smell right with that security dude!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh man, some folks will try anything to get into a club. BUT one wonders if there was anything else going down there? I can feel something in my water. . . . keep hunting, guys, the writing may well be in the sand, MOL
Purrs
ERin

Pam and Teddy said...

I hope that Security Dood has good insurance coverage - that mangled leg is gonna require some surgery!

Hugs, Ted-o-nator

Crafting Queen said...

Hope you all have a nice quiet 4th of July. Sending purrs from Patch and Flower.

Eastside Cats said...

Something smells to high heaven!
Happy July 4th!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang, he sort of looks like our neighbor!

Saku said...

That's some down and dirty bizness going on there. We sure hope you kitties get to the bottom of it.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Holy moley sploding fireworks -- what happened? I guess Security dude will litterally spill the pellets! Waiting for the next episode! :)

Happy Fourth of July!

Tamago said...

Those little terdz may be under weight, I mean under age, but I sure smell something!

Happy 4th of July, Tabbies. Stay safe and have a great holiday weekend!

The Swiss Cats said...

MOL ! The security dude can find them ! Purrs

Sandra said...

Ha. Look like sum thin went down alright:)
Thanks for the mention on the sidebar. Frank and I both appreciate it:)
You rock, FSG.

Dma said...

i would not mess with that security dude.

Marg said...

Hi Toona. Someone has been up to no good. You all have a fantastic day.

Anonymous said...

Stinky pooh...the security dude can't get through.

Shoko

Sasha said...

stay safe and well.

Just Ducky said...

Happy belated 4th.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Bury security dude in the box!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Looks like those evil little turdz gave sea-cure-a-tea dood a real good pasting! At least he got a good look at them to ID them again.

Sandra Cox said...

Doing a fine job toona:)

John Bellen said...
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John Bellen said...

The usual suspects, in a way, eh?

Fr. Tom Fish said...

trout talkin' tabbies vs. tough trouncin' turdies..!!- Tom x

Three Chatty Cats said...

Hmm, I’m not so sure about that security doodoo, I mean dude.

Deziz World said...

OMC What a mess!!! Mommy would have a cow ifin we turned over the box and strewed litter everywhere. MOL Can't wait to see who's respawnsible fur this fiasco. MOL Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Smudge said...

anxiously awaiting the next episode...

Anonymous said...

Oh my!! Did those turds just jump up there or was there a tad of help from the fishy gallery. I'm bettin' on the assistance. mol

Shoko

Anonymous said...

Oh dear....somebody missed the kitty litter or threw the prize out of the litter afterwards. Glad I don't have to clean it up.

Shoko

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

I only wish that I had the kind of amazing imagination that could turn and entire litter box into a myriad magical stories!

Valentine said...

[Rolling on the floor with laughter] Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Wowy, you all sure are getting to the bottom of the mystery. The pictures are priceless and purrvide some good clues. I luv your reportin' styles!

Sandra Cox said...

So when's the next episode? I don't want to be on the right channel at the wrong time. Or on the wrong channel at the right time. Never mind, I'm confusing myself.

Sehrri-Ellen T-D. said...

Mew mew mew yore see-cure-it-tee dude iss a bit stinky!!! So funny Tabbiess...yore all so clevurr!!!! Now to figure out who did THE deed rite?
***purrsss*** BellaDharma