Wednesday, October 17, 2018

EYE DUE KNOT EVEN NOE WHAT A TURR IZ

a pork roast wednesday 
two everee one

 eye dee sided ta 
switch it up a bit two day 
sinz it seemz eye am de onlee one
ritin postz heer late lee

any way eye am findin it 
hard ta bee leeve
eye has been in trout towne 
all most three monthz now

N a cordin two de v.e.t. dood 
eye am
all most 5 monthz old

time fliez when yur in 
quaran teen eye guezz 

tho thiz week oh end
eye waz pa rolled N set free

N eye am lovin de fax eye can
make a mezz in de entirez houz

tho de big katoona iz knot
a happee campurr


eye toll de big katoona 
just de other day
him musta been a dawg snakez 
in hiz pree vee uz life 

coz all him doez iz 
growl & HIZZZZZZZZZZZ

but then de big katoona 
getted a sly look upon hiz eye

& him said on fryday de 19th 
eye had ta go get a 
new turr

frank lee eye due knot even noe 
what a new turr iz 

ore that eye had an old turr 
N de turr weared out 
ta de point that eye kneaded 
a new turr 

N de big katoona said
de onlee place ta get a new turr 
waz de v.e.t place

eye am knot sure 
eye even want a new turr 

N eye surr az be jezuz 
due knot wanna go 
two de vet ta get thiz 
new turr 

sew if any one noez 
what a turr iz
N if eye can keep me old one
pleez lemme noe

well thatz it for two day
eye got trubull ta get in two 

sew heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live new turrz 
what ever they may be ♥♥♥

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 
🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

on de in sidez
lookin out ~

N askin de treez
if they noe what

a turr iz ~~~~~~


47 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oops! You might just like one when you get it, or maybe not, but it's easier than getting half your teeth yanked out.

Kea said...

Well, we are NOT going to explain this one 😁

You'll feel great afterwards, though. Plus you might see pink mousies!

Good luck!

Eastside Cats said...

Mack, you've posed a really good question: why a new turr, if one has an old turr? Hmm...let me think.
Well, I'm gonna softball this one back to the food service girl, and send purrs and hugs for you. *wink*

Pat Hatt said...

haha I think we'll pass on letting you know. Best not to know until it is done.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Don't worry, I think all will work out in the end and you'll be fine with that new turr...and de big katoona might like you even more!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Don't worry Mack, it's a good thing, and everyone should get a new turr when they reach a certain age.

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

oh poor baby-- Frodo and Zulu want you to know that they also had to get a new turr and everything went ok (though if pressed they will say that it seemed quite a waste to get a new one as their old turrs worked just fine!!)

messymimi said...

Trust me, you want a new turr. The old one will make you behave like a crazy cat when it kicks in at about 6 months of age. Happy Wednesday!

Mickey's Musings said...

We had to go back and read your last weeks issue to see how you were doing.
That remodel of the bathroom was epic!!! Pawsome job Mack!!!!
Impressive food bowl moving too ;)
As for the new turr, we also think it is a good thing.
Don't worry, it will not slow you down at all ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

pilch92 said...

You are too young to already need a new anything. I can't wait to see how you decorate the rest of the place. Are you going to carry them toilet paper theme throughout? :)

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Our advice is to get into as much trubull as you can and have fun with it!

The Cat Guy said...

looking good!! good place you are in.

The Whiskeratti said...

What a cutie you are, and all grown up.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Poor Mack. I'm confused. Why were you in quarantine? I thought you had already had your new turr before. You poor thing, and poor FSG's pocketbook. But still, it is what you really want and NEED. That way you will continue to be a real cutie and grow up being a proud trout talking tabbie.

Saku said...

Well, we'll leave it to the FSG to explain to you because we really don't remember or new turr. Though we're pretty sure something went missing when we got ours.

Now, that v e t dood is going to tell you not to jump or run. Don't pay any attenshun to that advice!

Anonymous said...

Mack! You are fabulishious...last week the bathroom nos this week...
EPIC!
Purrs
Marv

meowmeowmans said...

Hmm. We think those turrs are like getting tutored, or something like that, Mack!

Lone Star Cats said...

Good luck wif da not turr lil dude!

Sandra Cox said...

The crew will be thinking about Mack Fryday.

Crafting Queen said...

You are too cute. Skipper sends purrs to you and all the kitties.

CJ Kennedy said...

Poor little dude. Not fun, but necessary.

John Bellen said...

Three months already? Good Heavens, yes, it's time for your new turr, Mackerull. It's a bit uncomfortable, but you'll feel better soon enough.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

ROFLMAO...……...UM...…...ER...……….sorree dood……..too funnee……..

Tamago said...

How great you are paroled, Mackerull! About the new turr, it's the kind you definitely wanna get :-) Though, it may not be amusing so much for you. We purr and hope you will get new turr smoothly!

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL
de big katoona is kinda jealous of your cuteness I believe.
OHHHHH it is time to be 'fixed' and you aren't even broken. Dang it.
Hugs and extra kisses today. I hope it goes well.
After Angel Madi was fixed...the first words out of our Vet's mouth was no jumping. I said you do know she is a C A T! right? LOL
All went well
Hugs Cecilia

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Hope that the Turr gets so new you will love it! That being said, petcretary hopes the event of getting a Nu Turr will be smooth, and without troubles.
POTP! Pawyers!

The Island Cats said...

Mack, you’ll want that new turr, though you won’t even know you got it. ;)

Valentine said...

Uh Oh, I think "turr" is code for you losing some of your jewely bits. I think the v-e-t is going to takes them away and pawn em' on the black market, but I wouldn't be surprised if the loan shark was somehow involved, too. EEK!

CatInTheFridge said...

A TURR is one of those things when something is great. Like it's tuff-ific! Although, sometimes it's turr-ible. And a castle as turr-ets. Oh oh also MomFOD uses Turr-meric. That's pretty good stuff. I'm sure whatever it is, it'll be turrrr-great!

Cathy Keisha said...

Heh! I think a new turr is way overdue. MOL! I believe another name would be a "Ballectemy."

Anonymous said...

hahaha...Shoko says a Nu Turr is the male version of being Spade. I thought a sPADE WAS A SHOVEL and I kept telling Shoko I could use me claws. I's don't need no stinkin' spade. Well, me's tell you this Spade was way different and heaven nose why they called it a Spade. I's tell you Mac it's a good thing get over with.

Tyebe

Deziz World said...

Oh Mack, bless your heart. Run!!! Hide!!! I's was told it was a spa day. Trust me dude, it's no spa day and you don't want anythin' to do with the V-E-T and new turrs. Sendin' purrayers and hugs

Luvs ya'

Raena and Dezi

A few Good Cats said...

Well, um... ask your mother!

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

Don't you worry about a thing. Many of us have gone through the very same thing and all lived to tell about. XOXO, The Tedster (foster fail and little bro of Da Boss).

P.S.: Ms. Rosie Da Boss Cat had a dental today and 3 teeth pulled. She survived but is still drugged up and walking sideways. But told me to tell you that she sends her regards. Oops, she just fell over better go help her.

Colehaus Cats said...

Oh. Um, Jr BF, someone may or may not say something like, "Oh, you will be so much more handsome without those nasty bits." And when that happens, you run!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Hmm, new turr sounds, like you caught up in one of those car lease plans where you have to take a new one every three years else you get lumbered with buying the old one outright! Best ditch the old turr and do without a new turr. Cheaper in the long run. MOL
Toodle pips and purrs
ERin

Erin the Cat Princess said...

PS
Congratulations on getting the pass to the whole house. Any parties planned, or is it a bit to early for that?
ER

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

I thought all kinds of fun would happen when I got full run of the house. But did Bear want to sing together and giggle and braid each others' fur? NO! Sometimes the older cats are just way past the point of grumpy! ~Ellie Mae

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Hey, little Mack - we don't know what a turr is either, but we think you don't need it anyhow. Glad you're gettin a little more freedom now. Knock yerself out! - Tom x

Herman and Dori said...

MOL! MOL! New Turr. MOL! We are cheering for your family when you get your New Turr. Of course it will take a really long time for it to kick in and for you to simmer down. Rabbit got his New Turr way back in January and we are still waiting.

Annie Bear said...

Oh, Mack. Da Pie says your new turr will go just fine. Hopefully, Tuna comes around soon, but Annie still hisses and growls at Pie every single day and it's been four years! Have fun getting into trubull all over the house!

Pam and Teddy said...

Well little dood I guess by now you know what a new turr is. Not so bad...and guess what's even better - you only hafta do that ONCE - EVER!

Hugs, Ted-o-nator

Smudge said...

Oh dear, my poor youngster, I hope it wasn't to traumatic for you as I'm just now reading this after the procedure. You'll be fine. It's for the good. Really!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Uh we're not sur you wanna know what a new turr is....better wait until it's over to know for sure.

Sandra Cox said...

I trust the new turr went smoothly and that the Big Katoona has resigned himself to another member of the household....And....that FSG has time to put her feet up.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

MOL MOL...I don't know what a turr is either, Mackerull, maybe Katoona needs glasses or a new look...I really don't know...Turr me up will ya ;) Pawkisses for a turrfull (if that is appropiate😸 Tuesday🐾😽💞

Anonymous said...

Hope everything went alright with the new turr. The V.E.T. Is no fun!
Thanks for the nice comment on Kim’s blog, Hi back to everyone in Trout Towne!❤️❤️
Robin