Wednesday, October 3, 2018

A MACKERULL MOE MINT PART 4


white fish wavez everee one 
tiz eye mackerull 
boomer junior 
butter feeld

de big katoona toll me 
thatz how we like ta start
a post round heer
with whitefish

N eye said well what bout 
startin de post witha pork roast 

N de big katoona said
pork roast canna wave 

??

any way lotz of time haz pazzed 
sinz eye waz abe bull
ta say a few 
but ta catch up wher eye waz 
when eye last posted 
eye waz still in quaran teen 
but eye waz transfurred
ta a bigger cell

eye took a good look round 
at me new diggz
N new me werk
waz cut out for me

furst up eye saw bearz 
chillaxin in de korner 



N they looked like 
SALMON STEALERZ

sew eye new eye had 
ta get rid oh em 
N pron toe 
sew eye slayed em dead



noe sooner had eye 
slayed de bearz dead 
when a ta ran choola 
de size oh de big katoona
😼😼😼😼😼😼

snuck hiz self up on me 
N eye had ta slay him dead two



 eye waz startin ta feel sorree 
for de big katoona 
havin to live like thiz

be jezuz eye new me street life  
waz ruff but ~~~~~~

then sud den lee eye hurd
what eye can onlee dee scribez 
az..... MONSTURR sound

{ a sneeze frum de FSG } 

but eye new eye had ta save 
knot onlee me self
but de big katoona
sum how

sew eye made my tail look
TIGER SIZE for feerce nezz





N eye faced de monster
head on

well thatz it for two day
eye got trubull ta get in two
napz ta catch

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live for ever homez 
♥♥♥♥♥


50 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

You are very brave and I can't wait to see what you discover next!

Eastside Cats said...

Mac, you slayed those troublemakers but good! You are a tough, rough kinda kitten, and we know that you are gonna fit in well with the tough, rough crowd over there in Tabbyland!

The Florida Furkids said...

Wow, impurressive!! We know any monster would run away after seeing that ferocious look and puffed up tail!

The Florida Furkids

World of Animals, Inc. said...

Thanks for the share. We know that fierce look on your face. They didn't stand a chance with you. You are one tough kitty. Look out for who gets in your way next time. Have a wonderful day.
World of Animals

Pat Hatt said...

Sure making sure to put all in their place. Look at that tail. Have to watch those sneezes, they can be scary.

Sandra Cox said...

Monster sneezes. Ha. Ha. My granddaughter doesn't like mine any better.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow, that is a very impressive and fierce tail. I bet that scared the sneezes out of the FSG. You are very brave slaying bears and tarantulas.

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Trout Towne is more dangerous than we all thought. Glad you can handle yourself, Mack!

Annie Bear said...

MONSTURR sound, MOL! Mackerull, you are so brave to protect both you and Tuna. You did a great job and you look so adorable too!

Yes, long live for ever homez!

The Island Cats said...

Mac, you should change your name to Killer. ;)

pilch92 said...

That is one cool puffy tail. You are doing a good job slaying beasts, I had no idea Trout Towne was such a scary place.I hope you get some good naps in. XO

CJ Kennedy said...

Oh, the poor teddy bears. But good thing you whacked that awful, nasty spider.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Mack, you crack me up. I love that you have decided to defend Trout Town. You did GOOD slaying those bears, but the spider is the one I'm REALLY glad you got rid of. SO glad you haven't run into the loan shark yet. Tuna and Dai$y can fill you in on him.

Squiggles who says you are a brother from another mother, wants to know about your tail. It's pretty unusual, he thinks.

Have fun slaying, sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating, and other things that happen after all that slaying and eating.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Oh my, your tiger size tail looks so fierce indeed! You sure did show those bears who’s boss. Can’t wait to see what happens next!

Lone Star Cats said...

Dat tail are impressive!

The Swiss Cats said...

You're so brave, and you look so fierce with your tiger size tail ! We're impressed, Mackerull ! Purrs

Crafting Queen said...

You are so cute, just want to hug you!!! Skipper sends happy purrs to all you kitties. She is doing better after more meds. Thank your food service girl for her lovely comments, no that was not one of my drawings but a stamp. Have a great week all of you. x

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

You sure must have scared off that Monster with your fierce stare and bottle brush. Who can withstand a bottle brush like that?? MOL!

So you are good at slaying prey? That tarantula was too scary for me though...good thing you deaded it!

Kea said...

Wow, look at your tail! It was HUGE and you looked very fierce. We can see you're already a fantastic monster (and bear and spider) slayer. :-)

The Whiskeratti said...

You sure are keeping busy, little guy. Hoomins.. you have so much to learn about them.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh man, just when it was getting all exciting too! Do hope there are some other beasties for you to slay, and some more fierce looks to give as that really excited Mrs H, and she dropped at least two stitches on the wool scarf for waif mice that she was knitting.... or were they slings?
Toodle pips and whitefish suppers!
ERin

Colehaus Cats said...

Geeze, will the stranger dangers ever stop coming for you and your salmon? Good floof suit you got there, Junior BF. Bet you scared those bears something silly!

Tamago said...

Mackerull, you are very strong kitten! Good job slaying the bears! They do look like salmon stealers and they had to go indeed. And good job again with tarantula. Gosh, that is so huge! You can dead any monster, Mackerull!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Mac you are braver than brave -- well done lil one!

My Mind's Eye said...

Mac I'm late to the party but I must say if you get any cuter you will need to have staff (other than the Food Service Girl) to answer all your fan mail
Hugs Cecilia

Marg said...

That was a fierce looking kitty kat. We know that you slayed that monster. Great post. Made the Mom chuckle big time. You all have a fantastic week end too. Be careful.

Cathy Keisha said...

Mackerull dood, you look like you can take care of yourself and Toona too. Now you have to join me in going after the Loan.

Mickey's Musings said...

Sounds like you are a pawsome slayer cat!!
You are fearless!!
But to face a monster head on!!!!!
Don't leave us hangin' !
We need to know what happened next....
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

PeeEss: Mum says you are mighty cute ;)

Anonymous said...

Pork Roast throws applw saucwe yur way dudes. Da$sy you're a dudette so dun't get offended. The big Katoona has to put up with these guys everyday? Man he must be one troubled dude.

Budd

A few Good Cats said...

You are a fierce young fellow, Mack. You are wise to be ready to defend your home, for a cat never knows what might be lurking around the next corner.

Gigi said...

What a terrific story! We loved it. Really, we think you kill 'em with cuteness ;-)

meowmeowmans said...

Mac, you may be small, but you are mighty! Good job scaring away those bears!

Pam and Teddy said...

Mackerel Boomer Jr. you seem to have things well in paw there at the House-o-Toona. Bears eliminated and even sneezes conquered with a big tail (that always gets 'em!). Looks like you are livin' the life dood. Have a super weekend!

Hugs, Teddy the Tedonator

The J-Cats said...

Mackerull, you are such a heroic kitty! The way you dedded that horrible tarantula! Keep up the Good Work!
Looks like you have definitely found your plaice (mol) in Trout Towne.
PeeEss. Your tail is magnificent.

Unknown said...

Mackerel - nice to meet you, young fella! You won't know me, but I, my sister Sleeper, the Fearless One, Owl, Socks and some of my other colony mates are friends with your new family from back in the sabertooth tiger days. Oh, alright - it wasn't quite that long back. But it feels like it sometimes. Especially like right now when the Mama has us on a diet (sorry for using the "D" word). She says the Big Sleep and I, the Samhainator, are too fat! (Sorry for using the "F" word). Right now I am lying reproachfully in front of the woodstove, which NEEDS SOME WOOD IN IT (hint, hint). It's impossible to get good servants these days... Good job keeping those bears and spiders under control! And cut the FSG some slack. She's probably just catching a cold because SOMEONE has not built up the fire for her either.

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

That tail is fierce my little friend! Nice work with those salmon stealing bears!

BeadedTail said...

Well, your fierce look made our mommy squee. Just sayin.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Brutal! Ferocious! And yet, so much cute! Pretty soon after I adopted Bear - I watched him dragging my huge teddy bear down the hall. The bear was easily three to four times his size - but he was so determined. That's when I realized I'd have to give up my title of most stubborn living thing :)

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

*gulpsss* Mackerull you dedded thee Spydurr??? Yore mee HERO! Mee iss scared off any spydurrs. *shakesss*….
Mee iss a scaredee cat fore sure!
An them bearss will mind their mannerss now mee thinkss!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma

Deziz World said...

MOL You sure do look fierce. We'd be 'fraid of ya' with that there floofed up tail. Stay safe. And ifin ya' need a get away driver, holler. We're great at that. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Smudge said...

Yikes, vicious bears, deadly spiders, scary sneezes- my word you have an adventurous life, Mackerull. Good thing you know how to really fierce it up!

Katie Isabella said...

This was one of the most trying of testing times for you. All stops were out and you had to battle ferocious bears and spiders all in one whack! That tiger tail you flashed them must have weakened them a lot! But you were too much for them in any event. Oh and tell Dai$y she was right. The cover story worked. I hopeMom doesn't see this. If she does, I hope the jet is ready at the runway...pointed to S. America.

Sandra Cox said...

You go, Mac!

Anonymous said...

Hee! Hee! That spider will NEVER have a chance! BTW Guys...We talked Mum out of Turkey for Thanksgiving...this year we are having SALMON! Can you believe it!!???!!!
It must have been me and Ninja channeling our inner TTTs!
Purrs
Marv

John Bellen said...

Wow, that tiger-sized tail looks fierce indeed - and so does the face on the other end of that little body! All those dangers make the new home sound pretty dangerous, Mackerull, but I'm sure you'll settle it down soon enough.

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

What a mighty tail!!! You are so brave--you will have no problem fitting in!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

OMC you sure look monstrous, sweetie pie, I bet you can beat them all😸 Btw I have eaten you yesterday...I mean I was thinking about you when I had mackerel yesterday...don't know why...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Day to all of you 🐾😽💞

Valentine said...

I think you have a new name: 'Mack Rull Dee Besteez Slayr'! It sounds like you're cleaning up the place and making it habitable! Who knew there were bears and spiders living amongst the Big Katoona?! And it's amazing the Big Katoona wasn't eaten up by them! Tee hee hee.

Sandra Cox said...

abe bull. Heh. Heh.

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Mack little dude, mew were epic in your slaying of the salmon thieves and what about that huge hairy pider, like wow dude mew really gave that beastie a pasting! MOL We think mew should come on an adventure with us sometime!

Bestest purrs

The B Team xox